Jiggerycock Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go. Right now I've got that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then? Bloody atrocious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go. Right now I've got that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then? Bloody atrocious Terry Scott? I thought his recording career began and ended with the extremely politically correct: 'I Like Birds'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 I thought this was going to be a nomination about Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form. As you were... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I thought this was going to be a nomination about Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form. As you were... What about those little Puddle Pigs stranded on the moon. I wonder if they've survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go. Right now I've got that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then? Bloody atrocious You might not enjoy it, but I'm sure if you listen to this it will instantly exorcise the other tunes for a while : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What about those little Puddle Pigs stranded on the moon. I wonder if they've survived. You mean The Clangers? They're all dead. The Soup Dragon got hammered one night, had a beer fuelled spaz and ate the little cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 As long as its not Paul fucking Young in my ear thats fine,Frank is either tone deaf or just a cunt,you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: You mean The Clangers? They're all dead. The Soup Dragon got hammered one night, had a beer fuelled spaz and ate the little cunts. No, the little Tardigrades that the Indians or chinks accidentally crashed on the moon. Scientific opinion, is that there's a strong possibility that they could survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: As long as its not Paul fucking Young in my ear thats fine,Frank is either tone deaf or just a cunt,you decide. It's not as if it's proper music. Like 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, the little Tardigrades that the Indians or chinks accidentally crashed on the moon. Scientific opinion, is that there's a strong possibility that they could survive. Not forever, but even in hard vacuum they might survive for a while. Tough little creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not as if it's proper music. Like 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield. Deedee Da Da Da ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Deedee Da Da Da ? Ba-da-da-dum dee-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ba-da-da-dum dee-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum. Right, now I need some Motorhead to get Whitfield out of my cortex. "Overkill" should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 25 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Right, now I need some Motorhead to get Whitfield out of my cortex. "Overkill" should do the trick. 'Please don't touch' Lemmy duet with Wendy O'Williams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ba-da-da-dum dee-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum. Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo. Don't worry. Be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Another mortifying sub-genre here is 'Soundtracks to 1970's / 1980's adverts. So if I go 'Beer at home means Davenports' or 'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club' or even 'Will it be chips or jacket spuds....?' and you get a spazzy twitch and an insane urge to kill everyone in a Pavlov Dogs-style reaction, then you know where I'm coming from (that was Bob Marley 'Buffalo Soldier' btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 01/08/2020 at 18:39, Weary&Disgusted said: You might not enjoy it, but I'm sure if you listen to this it will instantly exorcise the other tunes for a while : Respect due, Snuff are a truly great band and I've seen them several times. I would have again in May but it got cancelled due to chinky bat flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 34 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Another mortifying sub-genre here is 'Soundtracks to 1970's / 1980's adverts. So if I go 'Beer at home means Davenports' or 'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club' or even 'Will it be chips or jacket spuds....?' and you get a spazzy twitch and an insane urge to kill everyone in a Pavlov Dogs-style reaction, then you know where I'm coming from (that was Bob Marley 'Buffalo Soldier' btw) Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? We'll have to wait and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? We'll have to wait and see. Eddies claim to fame before he struck it rich with Reggae Reggae Sauce 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eddies claim to fame before he struck it rich with Reggae Reggae Sauce I didn't watch Dragons Den much, but I saw that one. The wanker looked bemused when they told him that 'one thousand' is different to 'one million'. (investment secured on basis of ethnicity) BBC strikes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eddies claim to fame before he struck it rich with Reggae Reggae Sauce Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Respect due, Snuff are a truly great band and I've seen them several times. I would have again in May but it got cancelled due to chinky bat flu. They snuffed it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 16 hours ago, Eddie said: Reported. Never mind this shite Edd, have you threatened Roops with the a hairy side of your hand unless she lets Decs back on board? Granted he said some pretty horrid things about Judge, but he did have a point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind this shite Edd, have you threatened Roops with the a hairy side of your hand unless she lets Decs back on board? Granted he said some pretty horrid things about Judge, but he did have a point... I have asked numerous times and I have even withheld sex, however she is insistent that the ban lift needs to come from proper and I am not withholding sex from that stud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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