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Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go.

Right now I've got  that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then?

Bloody atrocious

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7 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go.

Right now I've got  that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then?

Bloody atrocious

Terry Scott? I thought his recording career began and ended with the extremely politically correct: 'I Like Birds'.

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I thought this was going to be a nomination about Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form.

As you were...

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32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I thought this was going to be a nomination about Ceti Alpha V's only remaining indigenous life form.

As you were...

What about those little Puddle Pigs stranded on the moon. I wonder if they've survived.

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Insidious, vicious and weird little bastards that get right inside your head like manic depression and won't let you go.

Right now I've got  that godawful bombastic shite from MTV-friendly hell from 4 Non Blondes, 'Speedy's Coming. by The Scorpions and, wait for it, 'My Brother' by Terry Scott, I mean what the buggery-fuck is that all about then?

Bloody atrocious

You might not enjoy it, but I'm sure if you listen to this it will instantly exorcise the other tunes for a while :

 

 

 

 

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23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What about those little Puddle Pigs stranded on the moon. I wonder if they've survived.

You mean The Clangers? They're all dead. The Soup Dragon got hammered one night, had a beer fuelled spaz and ate the little cunts.

 

 

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As long as its not Paul fucking Young in my ear thats fine,Frank is either tone deaf or just a cunt,you decide.

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5 hours ago, BuggerLugs said:

You mean The Clangers? They're all dead. The Soup Dragon got hammered one night, had a beer fuelled spaz and ate the little cunts.

 

 

No, the little Tardigrades that the Indians or chinks accidentally crashed on the moon. Scientific opinion, is that there's a strong possibility that they could survive. 

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4 hours ago, Neil said:

As long as its not Paul fucking Young in my ear thats fine,Frank is either tone deaf or just a cunt,you decide.

It's not as if it's proper music. Like 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield.

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, the little Tardigrades that the Indians or chinks accidentally crashed on the moon. Scientific opinion, is that there's a strong possibility that they could survive. 

Not forever, but even in hard vacuum they might survive for a while.  Tough little creatures.  

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25 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Right, now I need some Motorhead to get Whitfield out of my cortex.  "Overkill" should do the trick.  

'Please don't touch'

Lemmy duet with Wendy O'Williams. 

 

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Another mortifying sub-genre here is 'Soundtracks to 1970's / 1980's adverts.

So if I go 'Beer at home means Davenports' or 'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club' or even 'Will it be chips or jacket spuds....?' and you get a spazzy twitch and an insane urge to kill everyone in a Pavlov Dogs-style reaction, then you know where I'm coming from  (that was Bob Marley 'Buffalo Soldier' btw)

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On 01/08/2020 at 18:39, Weary&Disgusted said:

You might not enjoy it, but I'm sure if you listen to this it will instantly exorcise the other tunes for a while :

 

 

 

 

Respect due, Snuff are a truly great band and I've seen them several times. I would have again in May but it got cancelled due to chinky bat flu.

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34 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Another mortifying sub-genre here is 'Soundtracks to 1970's / 1980's adverts.

So if I go 'Beer at home means Davenports' or 'If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club' or even 'Will it be chips or jacket spuds....?' and you get a spazzy twitch and an insane urge to kill everyone in a Pavlov Dogs-style reaction, then you know where I'm coming from  (that was Bob Marley 'Buffalo Soldier' btw)

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? We'll have to wait and see.

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings? We'll have to wait and see.

Eddies claim to fame before he struck it rich with Reggae Reggae Sauce 

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Eddies claim to fame before he struck it rich with Reggae Reggae Sauce 

I didn't watch Dragons Den much, but I saw that one. The wanker looked bemused when they told him that 'one thousand' is different to 'one million'.

(investment secured on basis of ethnicity) BBC strikes again. 

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7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Respect due, Snuff are a truly great band and I've seen them several times. I would have again in May but it got cancelled due to chinky bat flu.

They snuffed it?

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16 hours ago, Eddie said:

Reported.

Never mind this shite Edd, have you threatened Roops with the a hairy side of your hand unless she lets Decs back on board?

Granted he said some pretty horrid things about Judge, but he did have a point...

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never mind this shite Edd, have you threatened Roops with the a hairy side of your hand unless she lets Decs back on board?

Granted he said some pretty horrid things about Judge, but he did have a point...

I have asked numerous times and I have even withheld sex, however she is insistent that the ban lift needs to come from proper and I am not withholding sex from that stud.

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