Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He's where he says he is. @FuckOff, stay off the VPN whilst visiting The Corner please. It's Sean5302 isn't it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The council just euthanised one of my fighting dogs, so I’m a bit low. It wasn't that yappy ape cunt, but he doesn't have the wherewithal to fight. Still, your poodle may have been snappy. Anyway less dog pong in your bed-sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, FuckOff said: You'll enjoy that then, better still I'm just about to post that phone number 044 7714 454399 (not that is really yours) on several Gay websites. A fucking Manchester location, now I know what a lowly cunt you are if you live there. Now you’ve posted outside the protection of the VPN, you’d best be ultra polite. When my car is eventually up and running, I know exactly where to find you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, FuckOff said: It wasn't that yappy ape cunt, but he doesn't have the wherewithal to fight. Still, your poodle may have been snappy. Anyway less dog pong in your bed-sit. You best improve. This won’t do, this current level of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: He's where he says he is. @FuckOff, stay off the VPN whilst visiting The Corner please. Apologies Roopsy, I had to use a UK VPN IP to look up Frank the Wank's telephone number he gave me. BTW I hope you appreciate the extra traffic to your board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: You best improve. This won’t do, this current level of yours. I can be as civil as the next guy. As stated be nice and I'll be nice, if not new arsholes will be ripped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, FuckOff said: Apologies Roopsy, I had to use a UK VPN IP to look up Frank the Wank's telephone number he gave me.BTW I hope you appreciate the extra traffic to your board. The jury's out on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Sean5302 isn't it. No evidence to suggest it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, Frank said: Now you’ve posted outside the protection of the VPN, you’d best be ultra polite. When my car is eventually up and running, I know exactly where to find you. What a fucking idiot. Firstly you should read Roopsys sticky, I think what you are suggesting is a bannable offence. That said, please do come and find me, get past the dogs and Mr. Beretta with 00 buckshot may have something to say, or maybe better Mr. Winchester 30 06. What a sad little piece of insignificant shit you are. Roopsy, I think you had better warn Frank the Wank that threats to members are not tolerated and delete his threat and my reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 31 minutes ago, FuckOff said: I can be as civil as the next guy. As stated be nice and I'll be nice, if not new arsholes will be ripped. oooh, scary. I pick cunts like you out of my teeth with a cocktail stick. Any tales of businesses that you've owned to entertain us with? Or the story of how you had trials for premiership clubs, but had to jack it in due to injuries sustained whilst rescuing orphans from a burning building. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I pick cunts like you out of my teeth with a cocktail stick. That must be very easy as they are in glass at your bedside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, FuckOff said: Next I've got more guns than you. Beretta my arse. I bet it's a cheap Rizzini copy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got more guns than you. Beretta my arse. I bet it's a cheap Rizzini copy. Your ability to turn any conversation into a conversation about guns is almost as good as your ability to make sub-par little wankers from foreign forums follow you home like lost ducklings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got more guns than you. Beretta my arse. I bet it's a cheap Rizzini copy. .177 airguns do not count. Next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: You best improve. This won’t do, this current level of yours. Hey Southern, how’s it going over there in Lockdown land? How are you passing the time? And what’s a Seat Toledo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, FuckOff said: .177 airguns do not count. Next. Would you like to suck my koch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Your ability to turn any conversation into a conversation about guns is almost as good as your ability to make sub-par little wankers from foreign forums follow you home like lost ducklings. I'm still trying to work out the significance of XYYs username. I think it might be a wish-list for chromosomes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like to suck my koch? Fucking hell, another shirt lifter trying to heckler me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, FuckOff said: Fucking hell, another shirt lifter trying to heckler me! Of course. You're also a sex magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm still trying to work out the significance of XYYs username. I think it might be a wish-list for chromosomes. You cunt. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got more guns than you. Beretta my arse. I bet it's a cheap Rizzini copy. You show me yours, and I'll show you mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, FuckOff said: You show me yours, and I'll show you mine! I've let my FAC lapse, but I've still got a smoothbore cert' and a black powder ticket, I used to work on reproduction noise makers for those re-enactment nutjobs. But to be fair to your earlier comment, the majority of what I've got these days are .22 air rifles. 3 Weirauch's (HW97, 95 and 35 in .177) a delightful little BSA lightning XL, and one of those awful plastic stocked Gamo things from your neck of the woods. The HW97 runs at 26 ft lbs. I told the local firearms officer about it when the FAC lapsed, he said 'don't worry about it'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm still trying to work out the significance of XYYs username. I think it might be a wish-list for chromosomes. It's a disorder with sufferers being very tall, suffer from severe acne and having learning disorders. So I should imagine this cunt to be a cross between that fucker from Manhunter, Tory Boy and Joey Deacon. With a deaf aid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 OK as promised, now the derision has sort of subsided, a photo of my imaginary Lamborghini. Apeshit needs to have more faith in what members write. It's my very early Lamborghini crawler tractor that's been sitting outside for a few years that literally looks like a barn find, water had got into the gearbox and rusted the two clutches into a solid mass. The gearbox has new seals fitted and has been flushed and refilled. I also did a major overhaul of the hydraulic system that lifts the disc plough up and down. The engine is now stripped down and the cylinders and pistons are ready to be serviced. When the tractor is rebuilt and re-painted I'll post up another photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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