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Cunts who wear weird motorcycle helmets

Username: Lady-Penelope
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:28 pm

What's all this about? Everyone knows that you're a tosser and cunt

The Queen Mother

Username: PatMustard
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 7:21 pm

OK, I know she is brown bread, but the saggy faced old bitch is still a cunt. Having lived her whole life at the taxpayer's expense (Up to £634k per annum tax free from the Civil List payments) and on handouts from the Queen and Prince Charles, she pissed away another £4m extra in the last year of her life alone. When she finally croaked at 101, her overdraft at Coutts was £7m and yet the queen inherited her entire £70m estate including fine art, racehorses etc without paying inheritance tax, so she paid it all off. Queenie even paid the bequests her gin-soaked Mother wanted including (tax deductable) payments to ex staff members and about £14m to William and Harry.

The Wifes Tits

Username: mickryder
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 2:48 pm

Something not quite right here...Sucked one more than the other..Wot a cunt...

Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS

Username: SpiroGiro
Sunday, February 5, 2012, 11:02 am

What the fuck - is a bit of frozen rain outside and every fucking gritting lorry the council owns is doing co-ordinated fly-pasts my bastard car showering it in beach pebbles and salt! Sorry - was it not a model you liked or summink?? Well no worries - this time next year it will have rusted away to shit-dust... CUNT!

The Stereophonics

Username: mickryder
Saturday, February 4, 2012, 7:07 pm

Went to see these welsh cunts at Manchester Arena..What a shower of fucking shite..Two and a half cunting hours of Kelly Jones trying to impress,it cost me a fucking bomb and to top it off we got kicked out of our hotel for calling the manager A BIG FAT SWEATY CUNT....

labradoodles

Username: brandnewcombineharvester
Saturday, February 4, 2012, 1:30 pm

my new birds got one of these fucking idiots. looks absurd, jumping all over the fucking place. a totally useless designer breed of creature. the thick cunt probably wouldnt even taste nice if i ate it.

ALBANIAN Gypos!

Username: SpiroGiro
Saturday, February 4, 2012, 12:21 pm

Eastern Europeans and Albanian Gypos coming over here to pickpocket and at same time claim Bennies but go back home with there thievings and build 3 story palaces... and drive there in their UK regd brand new BMWs and MERCS and whats more Our fucking Government Alllow it!

Latest Comments

Date	Cunt Name	Comment
01:18	The Queen Mother	QM's cool......corpses are still being found at Sandringham to this very day......what's your fucking problem? Posted By \| MrWaternoose
01:14	Cunts who wear weird motorcycle helmets	Yeah, but in the wearer's mind it makes them into a hotsy-totsy-ace-burn-it-up-in-hell-mean-mother-fucker-biker....................... I've a few issues here: #1 They've got shit bikes......#2 They don't know how to ride a bike (even if it's a shit one). #3 The cunts hold me up when they've fallen off the said bike on the South Circlear, thus fucking up the rare days when I've work to carry out. Posted By \| MrWaternoose
01:02	The Wifes Tits	Except me of course...I'm fucking lush I am......good night. Posted By \| cuntspotter
01:02	labradoodles	Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 10:10 am Quote: Sunday, February 5, 2012, 1:40 am I'm advised that these are reasonably bright dogs - apparently they're a "1st choive" for Hearing Dogs For The Deaf. Sorry, could you say that again? What you say? Posted By \| MrWaternoose
01:00	Gritters chipping my paintwork - CUNTS	Yep - intent on fucking up my topcoat, the cunts stick the pedal to the metal to make the whissy salt spreader thing go really fast when they see me driving my Jag towards them.......... Posted By \| MrWaternoose
00:54	The Wifes Tits	If that photo's real, then the wonky titted bird's well disadvantaged. But then again, I can't assimilate as to how she can be catagorized as a cunt as it's the way she was born. I mean....there's few of us that's a fucking oil painting, is there? Posted By \| MrWaternoose
00:36	Pakistan	Cunts being both the Pakis and Radio 4. Posted By \| Cunty
00:33	Pakistan	Have you heard the Radio 4 trend of pronouncing it Parkistan, just so they don't utter the syllable Paki. Cunts. Posted By \| Cunty
00:29	Sky Customer Services	You cunt, I would have told them to stick their sky box up their arse, only after booking at least 5 more appointments that I wouldn't be there to keep. Posted By \| Cunty
00:23	Cunts who wear weird motorcycle helmets	What's weird about that helmet?, you need to get out more, it's not like it is a Nazi Stormtrooper copy. Posted By \| Cunty

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