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  2. She said that she’s post surgery and commencing chemo. I think the lack of jewellery might mean she’s got 3 blue dots tattooed on her belly and a 6 week ticket for radiology as well.
  3. I’m sure you’re right Doc, and I’m guessing you like me are eagerly awaiting her getting back to health, and straight back into the crippling work schedule we all know and love her and the rest of the Royal lizards for. As a side note Doc, I know you’re a very busy man and you’ve told me you haven’t got time to check out a couple of your Aussie senators I mentioned to you a while back, but who I believe anyone with an open and inquisitive mind would find even a little time to listen to. But ‘hey ho’ what would I know?
  4. Today
  5. Empathy on CC? Wow where have you been scratching your arse?
  6. Too close to Savile for comfort. And don't slag me off for saying it. I'm warning you. I am an expert in Okuridashi and will not hesitate to use it. LOL
  7. Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents. I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy.
  8. That fucking joke is older than you, Gypps you slag.
  9. You’re saying that a dead body is legally responsible and can stand trial?
  10. It's a Scottish story filed under Fried Mars Bars and heart attacks/highest drug overdoses in Europe. The answer is technically you can because the state owns your body, and after you die your corpse.
  11. I should think all he needs is a branch to swing on upside-down. I'll get David Attenborough to film it.
  12. @Ape™️ is using his toy helicopter to fix it in place.
  13. Too easy. Lol. Welcome home, Decs. You’ve been fucking nowhere.
  14. He's probably trying to look up your trouser leg, he is a fuckin' pervert, after all.👀
  15. Who knew Emus couldn't fly?, apparently Rod didn't.
  16. People also ask: ‘Can you get sent to prison if you kill yourself?’
  17. So, where does that leave a feckless, crack-addled, cunt like you? BTW, it's don't, not dont, you thick cunt.
  18. Do you live in an area of outstanding natural beauty like me?
  19. Are you ready to go up a very high ladder to fix it with me for a laugh shaking it below?
  20. That weird little cunt @and will be beside himself to see you posting again, the stupid fucking prick.
  21. I'm not sure that race baiting could ever be considered de rigueur for the average metrosexual queer around town. You can either double down on this shit and face the consequences, or apologise profusely for your blatant, Manky-woo tribute act and pray that your arsehole subsequently survives the weekend.
  22. She's out in Baltimore at the moment designing a new bridge.
  23. It has arrived .. the blue plaque was already in stock ready and waiting at a Chinese owned warehouse in Southend.
  24. Have you emigrated, CG. You've been gone ages, you've pulled a sicky haven't you? It's no wonder the NHS is fucked. You forgot @Mrs Roops is also a Government advisor on the NHS, who reports directly to Sunak. Consider yourself reported.
  25. Apparently him fucking around with the TV ariel actually worked. Shame the cunt didn't live to see it. There's irony
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