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  2. Cuntybaws

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    Appearance aside (I'd rather not look at the repulsive cuntslug before eating) I'm at a loss to explain how he ever sells any records. I find his compositions dull, dirge-like and repetitive, and lyrically banal in the extreme. That's not counting the tunes he steals from other people, the plagiarising fucking cunt. And yet, his mewling, toneless voice is omnipresent in Mrs Baws' car. I've threatened to divorce her over this, but she called my bluff in a similar "Mumford & Sons" scenario a year or so back, and she knows I can't be arsed training up another wife at this point.
  3. Decimus

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    A face like a maris piper set alight and still burning. What a complete and utter fucking shitcunt. That being said, I detest the homeless.
  4. 'eavensabove

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    Jellygnite, by any chance?
  5. Panzerknacker

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    He needs dipping in jelly Panzerknacker
  6. Eric Cuntman

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    How utterly hideous, like one of those cunts who couldn't come out in daylight, from the Omega Man with Charlton Heston.
  7. Panzerknacker

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Laffin..who doenst love a bit of jelly Panzerknacker
  8. 'eavensabove

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    It's his only line of defence.
  9. 'eavensabove

    Toss pot hypocrites.

    The pietist and former gutter-snipe Ed Sherin, is having 'Anti-Homeless' gates & railings installed around his £8m Kensington home. This same cunt, bedded down against the gates of Buckingham Palace, and was a known dosser on the Central Line Underground. The hypocritical cunt, made fortunes from his shit-song 'Homeless' and this is how He treats You.
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  11. Eric Cuntman

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Gelignite, you must be an old school PIRA. The younger generation favour Semtex and C4.
  12. Panzerknacker

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Mm..only way to improve it would be a barrel of gelegnite...preferably when the place is full Panzerknacker Panzerknacker
  13. 'eavensabove

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Yes, courtesy of Kensington Council Cladding plc.
  14. Panzerknacker

    Shape of things to come

    Ain't nobody ever free. .chalky .boardwalk empire Panzerknacker
  15. Panzerknacker

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Sounds like a shit boozer. .does it have a flat roof? Panzerknacker
  16. White Cunt

    Businesses that get you to work for them For Free

    No my dear. I am not a fucking condom.
  17. Cuntybaws

    Shape of things to come

    With lyrics for the hard of thinking...
  18. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    He was probably pissed at the time though (Bawsy, go find and then post the Monty Python Philosophers Song - there's a Guinness and Glenfiddich chaser in it for you at the next CC black tie and leopard skin thong dinner. My mechanism is fucked and I can't post external files)
  19. White Cunt

    Erectile disfunctionin older gents

    Fatties' first medical stop is usually the casualty boiler room, following a crane pick up collection. Buses? In the old days - indeed. These days, most of those cunts travel unabated in disability-adapted vehicles, courtesy of the tax payer. A shopping mall entrance port may catch the demographic more effectively. So would the sides of Easy Jet planes and duty free shops. Weetabix are far too low on sugar and saturated fat. No self-respecting fat cunt can be caught nobling these. You have to start with Chocolate Krave and Poptarts as a base. Facebook - provided the fat floater is awake and well fed, may just do the business.
  20. 'eavensabove

    Shape of things to come

    You're safe then.
  21. Cuntybaws

    Shape of things to come

    He also said, "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
  22. 'eavensabove

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    I'm happy to have been a disappointment to you. One of these days, just maybe perhaps, you'll post something of interest, though you've done little to demonstrate that you can.
  23. Jiggerycock

    Shape of things to come

    Something that no one ever takes into account either is best summed up by Goethe. Bit high-falutin' for Cunts Corner? Deal with it Redundos! Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of creation, there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves, too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would otherwise not have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision raising in one's favour all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man would have dreamed would come their way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it now. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Begin it now!
  24. Wolfie

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    During your months-long absence a while ago, this is what many of us had been hoping.
  25. Cuntybaws

    Shape of things to come

    You're conflating your Orwells there, Pen.
  26. 'eavensabove

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Leave means Leave.
  27. Panzerknacker

    WOT, no Brexit plan!!

    Why not Panzerknacker
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