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With barely enough funding to purchase a poxy corn plaster or a pot to piss in, take a look at this current emergency need being introduced to the NHS by Jeremy Hunt. So vital to our health is the requirement of a new bed-gown that these (pictured left) are soon to become our front-line defence against life-threatening illnesses & disease. The

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So now we know what a good job the Lib Dems did in holding back the Tory monster, raw in tooth and claw. Poor old Cleggy. Too late for that cunt and too late for us muggy cunts. 

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Every time I see this shitbag on the telly he is wearing an" NHS" lapel badge on his expensive suit. Perhaps I could send him one to wear underneath which reads...." Up For Sale......includes vast taxpayer subsidies.......guaranteed profits...........please apply to my financial adviser."

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Was thinking of starting a new nom, but fuck it, this one will have to do.

Anyone else catch that programme last night that said Citizens ( hmm, Let President Jiggers rephrase that. Ah yes! 'Cunts') with Type 2 Diabetes are going to cost the NHS 10% of it's budget....that one of these corpulent cunts is diagnosed every three seconds.....and that there are estimates of a million said 'cunts' wandering around in blisfull ignorance their blood sugar levels are higher than Liam Gallagher at the height of Britpop.

Do they do anything about it?

Do they buggery fuck, other than just cry about the NHS needing more funds, go 'are doughnuts by the caseload bad for me? I thought they were full of Vitamin C?' and think gastric bands and limb amputation are a fair enough trade off for their inability to stop mainlining McFlurries.

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On 04/10/2016 at 3:07 PM, Jiggerycock said:

Do they buggery fuck, other than just cry about the NHS needing more funds, go 'are doughnuts by the caseload bad for me? I thought they were full of Vitamin C?' and think gastric bands and limb amputation are a fair enough trade off for their inability to stop mainlining McFlurries.

The funniest part is when they go blind and then - after struggling for a few years and finally mastering Braille with their desensitised fingers - the cunts die anyway.

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14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The funniest part is when they go blind and then - after struggling for a few years and finally mastering Braille with their desensitised fingers - the cunts die anyway.

Always a big fan of your work Baws, but never appreciated just how terrible a cunt you truly are

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Here you go - a little kid at my daughters' school, who has done nothing wrong but who will die if Just Giving doesn't come up with the £'s to pay for his treatment.

Yet the NHS will spend vast sums on fat cunts who can't walk past a Greggs without taking out a payday loan to feed their doughnut habit.

What a fucked world we live in.

We need to raise funds to give our 12 year old son Ollie the treatment he needs to save his life.

He was diagnosed with a brain tumour on the 19th May 2015. He underwent an 8 hour operation where only half of the tumour could be removed. Following this he lost the ability to speak, swallow, stand, walk or use his right hand. He has had to re-learn all of these things. He underwent a further 2 brain operations, followed by 3 cycles of chemo, 34 sessions of radiotherapy and then a further 7 cycles of chemo. He maintained an amazingly positive cheerful and polite manner throughout. The nurses would ‘argue’ over who got to care for him!

We had started to dare to believe we had beaten cancer, when we got the devastating news that he had badly relapsed. His condition is now traditionally considered 'incurable', but there is a new treatment, only available abroad. He faces a gruelling year, but this is his only hope. Ollie has come through so much and is so loved.

Please help us save him.

https://www.facebook.com/olliescancerfight/?pnref=story

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6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Here you go - a little kid at my daughters' school, who has done nothing wrong but who will die if Just Giving doesn't come up with the £'s to pay for his treatment.

Yet the NHS will spend vast sums on fat cunts who can't walk past a Greggs without taking out a payday loan to feed their doughnut habit.

What a fucked world we live in.

We need to raise funds to give our 12 year old son Ollie the treatment he needs to save his life.

He was diagnosed with a brain tumour on the 19th May 2015. He underwent an 8 hour operation where only half of the tumour could be removed. Following this he lost the ability to speak, swallow, stand, walk or use his right hand. He has had to re-learn all of these things. He underwent a further 2 brain operations, followed by 3 cycles of chemo, 34 sessions of radiotherapy and then a further 7 cycles of chemo. He maintained an amazingly positive cheerful and polite manner throughout. The nurses would ‘argue’ over who got to care for him!

We had started to dare to believe we had beaten cancer, when we got the devastating news that he had badly relapsed. His condition is now traditionally considered 'incurable', but there is a new treatment, only available abroad. He faces a gruelling year, but this is his only hope. Ollie has come through so much and is so loved.

Please help us save him.

https://www.facebook.com/olliescancerfight/?pnref=story
 

This isn't that funny.

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