Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'm fucking sick of seeing this cunt pop up advertising some shit or other every five fucking minutes. (Not as sick as I am of seeing Mo fucking Farah, but still pretty sick nonetheless.)Now that she's squirted out little Reggie there isn't even the consolation of knowing that she might be a bit tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 For the love of god Baws, you've sold your soul to the imaginary girth devil. Mind you, I agree about the bitch advertising too much as the moment. That Oil of fucking Ulay can fuck right off for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 For the love of god Baws, you've sold your soul to the imaginary girth devil. Mind you, I agree about the bitch advertising too much as the moment. That Oil of fucking Ulay can fuck right off for starters.Well, obviously, she'd still be tight on me - it's the other less fortunate men of the Corner I was concerned about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 She has no tits and no brains. So what's her appeal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 She has no tits and no brains. So what's her appeal?doesn't piss in the street ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 When she won whatever trinket it was the other year, someone was putting up shit saying she was "hot".... so I thought I would look for a little "evidence"... Found her official website.. talk about up her own fuckin arse!!!!!!!!!!!...Self obsessed bitch she is... makes half the TV cunts look positively meek and self-effacing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'd like to smash her Oil of Ulay face with a sledge hammer, or is that too extreme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Not really, I don't want the internet police to think I was serious. Mawwahhhh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 She has no tits and no brains. So what's her appeal?She'll appeal to David Beckham then. Turumtsss! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 She'll appeal to David Beckham then. Turumtsss!They can create a new facial smear wear, charge fifty quit for a squirt and sell it to every chav and fiffi cunt out there by the dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 She has no tits and no brains. So what's her appeal?I don't think she does charity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 They can create a new facial smear wear, charge fifty quit for a squirt and sell it to every chav and fiffi cunt out there by the dozen.I'll give it them for nothing more than a hand shandy and a complicit attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Sinuey boney arsed shitbin that doesn't sniff charlie, get pissed, dress up like a whore on a Saturday night and give blow jobs in the back of taxis. Boring fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 I see Ennis-Hill has today announced she's pregnant again. Chedwyn Evans is out of jail. I wonder if these two facts could be in any way related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Well I wouldn't fuck her. Mainly because I wouldn't be able to catch her. It's hard running whilst wearing a balaclava and carrying a hammer and some rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Well I wouldn't fuck her. Mainly because I wouldn't be able to catch her. It's hard running whilst wearing a balaclava and carrying a hammer and some rope. A true olympian would throw the hammer at her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 It would be like climbing into bed with a plucked ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It would be like climbing into bed with a plucked ostrich. @Witheredscrote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 The sprog is going to starve given the sad state of Ennis' tits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 (edited) On 19/03/2015 at 9:00 PM, Cuntybaws said: I'm fucking sick of seeing this cunt pop up advertising some shit or other every five fucking minutes. (Not as sick as I am of seeing Mo fucking Farah, but still pretty sick nonetheless.) Now that she's squirted out little Reggie there isn't even the consolation of knowing that she might be a bit tight. Her fucking forehead looks like a tefal advert....ugly fucking bitch Edited March 19, 2017 by N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 19 March 2015 at 9:00 PM, Cuntybaws said: I'm fucking sick of seeing this cunt pop up advertising some shit or other every five fucking minutes. (Not as sick as I am of seeing Mo fucking Farah, but still pretty sick nonetheless.) Now that she's squirted out little Reggie there isn't even the consolation of knowing that she might be a bit tight. Bollocks, if you don't like her advertising some shite in the breaks between gay factor just turn over. I don't begrudge her a single penny in what she makes outside of sport. Olympians are the best and train their fucking tits off just to get there sacrificing a whole lot along the way. Compare this to some bone thick footballist cunt who plays 2 games a week plus a training session to rock up at in a car costing more than most earn in 10 years of graft. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, if you don't like her advertising some shite in the breaks between gay factor just turn over. I don't begrudge her a single penny in what she makes outside of sport. Olympians are the best and train their fucking tits off just to get there sacrificing a whole lot along the way. Compare this to some bone thick footballist cunt who plays 2 games a week plus a training session to rock up at in a car costing more than most earn in 10 years of graft. Agreed. Olympians should be well down the cunting list, when there are obscenely overpaid footballing scum-fucks, earning more in a week that most earn in years (Eddie being the obvious exception). They sacrifice a huge amount, and receive relatively little for their efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: Agreed. Olympians should be well down the cunting list, when there are obscenely overpaid footballing scum-fucks, earning more in a week that most earn in years (Eddie being the obvious exception). They sacrifice a huge amount, and receive relatively little for their efforts. Except discus and shot put. They're just fucking stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, if you don't like her advertising some shite in the breaks between gay factor just turn over. I don't begrudge her a single penny in what she makes outside of sport. Olympians are the best and train their fucking tits off just to get there sacrificing a whole lot along the way. Compare this to some bone thick footballist cunt who plays 2 games a week plus a training session to rock up at in a car costing more than most earn in 10 years of graft. You’re using footballers like a pale shadow of Godwin’s Law here. Just because someone else is worse doesn’t mean it’s OK to shill for Santander or punt life insurance like a poor man’s Michael Parkinson. (That said, it is mildly amusing to see the thick cunt being out-acted by a dachshund.) At least in the olden days amateur Olympians had actual jobs and funded their own noble bids for gold, rather than sucking off government and lotteries for grants. I’ll bet that boss-eyed cunt Ennis and that Quorn-munching skeleton Farah haven’t paid back a penny since they climbed on board the advertising gravy train with a ticket the taxpayers bought them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You’re using footballers like a pale shadow of Godwin’s Law here. Just because someone else is worse doesn’t mean it’s OK to shill for Santander or punt life insurance like a poor man’s Michael Parkinson. (That said, it is mildly amusing to see the thick cunt being out-acted by a dachshund.) At least in the olden days amateur Olympians had actual jobs and funded their own noble bids for gold, rather than sucking off government and lotteries for grants. I’ll bet that boss-eyed cunt Ennis and that Quorn-munching skeleton Farah haven’t paid back a penny since they climbed on board the advertising gravy train with a ticket the taxpayers bought them. Jessica Ennis is a double world champ and Olympic medalist in the hardest sport you could think of and did half of it after having a baby so if any cunt deserves some respect it's her. She also seems to be a normal lass not bothered with celebrity, pouting selfies and the like so favoured by most chicks in the lime light. Essentially she's a advertisers dream so thank your lucky stars she's no the type to whore herself out even more. I think the vast majority are happy that our Olympians receive some funding. I'm pretty sure Steven Redgrave and Chris Hoy wouldn't have become the legends they are, crushing all foreign jonnies that stood the their way if they hadn't got funding from their respective sports governing bodies, much of which having come from government or national lottery. I'd rather my tax money go to them rather than some lazy chav cunts or to fund gastric band operations for fattys or cancer treatments for twats who've smoked for 20 years. Lazy, selfish, weak cunts who don't deserve our pity and should be prevented from breeding more of their listless kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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