Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 "Shame PunkApe got banned eh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Judge and Lady Penelope are in love and getting married and Drew will be the best man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 As long as I don't have to go to the cunt's stag do. The prospect of an evening with a load of cor-blimey cockney wankers pissed-up on fizzy lager singing Knees Up Mother Brown into the early hours is not a pleasant one. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.Judge would response to this, but his fingers have become too fat to press individual keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I don't think it's my place to criticise anyone. After all, I'm just someone commenting on topics on a website. I'm not doing anything to change the world and I'm no better than anyone else on here.Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 We're here for serious politics, not just to cause trouble like some bunch of drunken, retarded cunts gate-crashing a party.Any SNP bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Let those ISIS cunts come here and try their shite. We'll soon sort the bastards out, they don't scare me. David Cameron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 I only type well thought out witty comments, and most certainly do not make posts by banging my engorged bleeding twat on a keyboard until I become comatose from exhaustion. ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 "oh, my darling husband, you rest, I'm going to be in the kitchen sharpening the knives. You need not worry. " Lorena Bobbitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm feeling a lot better, I'll be back in tomorrow and miss the beer festival. Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 You could do with having a full English breakfast for the rest of this month Mr Swarm and for gods sake get down the pub a bit more as it will restore your iron levels. pick up a 4 pack on prescription on your way out. Thank you Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 "oh yes , me and that christopher biggins have always been the publicity shunning , shy retiring types" .... helen mirren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 No I'm not going to send in a picture of me doing something stupid just because the One Show tells me to All fucking idiots that do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No I'm not going to send in a picture of me doing something stupid just because the One Show tells me to All fucking idiots that do on slightly different tack , when the weather forecasters or news programmes come out with " so if you have any pictures of the damage/weather/traffic delays etc .. don't forget to send them in to us" ... well fuck right off .... that is sort of your fucking job isn't it you cunts ... and don't give us that guff about involving listeners ... youre just a set of lazy cunts, no mistake ... and if i had my way ................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: on slightly different tack , when the weather forecasters or news programmes come out with " so if you have any pictures of the damage/weather/traffic delays etc .. don't forget to send them in to us" ... well fuck right off .... that is sort of your fucking job isn't it you cunts ... and don't give us that guff about involving listeners ... youre just a set of lazy cunts, no mistake ... and if i had my way ................... They should be saying "send us pictures of your abandoned cars in two inches of snow so there's no doubt about what a useless bunch of incompetent, over-reacting, hysterical bastards you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Snow? What fucking snow? There's a light dusting of coke on the hills, but no fucking snow... that only comes in drifts where you can clamber over the top of transit vans and bang on the roof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 minute ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Snow? What fucking snow? There's a light dusting of coke on the hills, but no fucking snow... that only comes in drifts where you can clamber over the top of transit vans and bang on the roof... Tame winters we get now. When I was young there was so much snow we had to climb a tree to have a piss! I might have made that up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Look, I don't care about cricket and the fucking Ashes. Can we please change the subject? Applescruff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 minute ago, ProfB said: load of shit Must be true. If anyone is an authority on posting shit it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: load of shit fuck off.....oh sorry prof, I thought it was Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just now, ProfB said: BOLLIX you cross eyed goat The prosecution rests m'lud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just now, ProfB said: It's PROFB XXX welcome back ProfB... missed you, despite all the crud you post, it does generate some good abuse and debate. Oh and cut out the XXX will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 " welcome back ProfB... missed you " er, wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 Come in and rest you must be tired after that long tedious journey, just leave that funny looking vest on the side there, ooh and here is that list of upcoming concert events you asked for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 12 hours ago, ProfB said: JUSTIN HATING ME "ProfB, please do not drink a full bottle of domestos, you witty sound non-cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 "Try and prove that in court you wrinkly old sack of shit". Suspect in Murder She Wrote, after Jessica Fletcher lays a load of circumstantial bullshit on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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