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The things people would never say.


Guest MikeD

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" That`s a nice shirt your wearing Eddie you narrow faced bastard, did your wife give birth on it?"

" Relax Suzy, no one can see your downy facial hair, ya Chewbacca cunt"

"Coulthard  is there anything in your fuckin wardrobe that isn`t pink or fuckin lemon coloured? Your supposed to be a ex racing driver for Christs sake."

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The beckhams are about as phoney as punkape 

​Those pair of emotionless, cardboard cut-out cunts would put their names to anything if it made them a few quid.

 

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"Tell me Mr Winstone. How the fuck has a cunt like you with all the acting ability of a fucking boiled potato reached the level of fame that you have? Who have you been sucking off?"

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Since you are obviously highly educated, affluent, excellent at golf and also drive a Range Rover, we'll let you off with a caution for driving while over the limit this time, Mr Punkape. We realise that people like you are perfectly safe to drive after a few drinks, but we have to be see to be unbiased. Sorry for any inconvenience.

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