nocti Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 racist cuntThat's not true. One of my best friends is a lazy, paprika loving bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 There is a town in Spain where they have an annual tomato fight. Millions of the fucking things, being lobbed at at all and sundry. Looks much better than bull bothering or throwing donkeys off of churches.They should send them to Greece. They could with some fresh tomatoes the skint cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 For all of Spain's shortcomings, many as there are, they have some of the worlds nicest nude beaches. Many has been the time my wife and I enjoyed the photographers capturing young, fit lovelies in their birthday suits frolicking in the sand and surf. My wife believes I don't see her watching the young lads cocks flopping and swaying about, but it makes for fantastic bedroom blackmail material after the sun has set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 My wife believes I don't see her watching the young lads cocks flopping and swaying about, but it makes for fantastic bedroom blackmail material after the sun has set. Poor, poor woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Poor, poor woman.She only believes that because she thinks I'm preoccupied with the fit ladies bouncing and flopping about. I can visually multi task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 She only believes that because she thinks I'm preoccupied with the fit ladies bouncing and flopping about. I can visually multi task. Multi-task what? The ladies and the boys?Fair'nuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Multi-task what? The ladies and the boys?Fair'nuffI can notice the birds as well as the wife glaring at the lads, you daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I can notice the birds as well as the wife glaring at the lads, you daft cunt. I think you mean " I can notice the birds and the lads while the wife is glaring at me like a daft cunt"... no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think you mean " I can notice the birds and the lads while the wife is glaring at me like a daft cunt"... no?You're a humouous chap dingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Some silly cunt Matador has been gored to death, after tripping on his cloak. Kebabs all round you twatty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Some silly cunt Matador has been gored to death, after tripping on his cloak. Kebabs all round you twatty cunts. Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: That big cow is smoking a cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 18/08/2015 at 11:55 AM, Guest MikeD said: Apparently seven people have been gored to death in this years annual bull-running season in Spain. Good, the only sad thing is it wasn't fucking more. Obviously the bulls ended up as steak or burgers but at least they took some of these half-wit cunts with them. Good, the fucking stupid cunts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 7 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Some silly cunt Matador has been gored to death, after tripping on his cloak. Kebabs all round you twatty cunts. Tripping on his cloak??? More like tripping on his sequins or getting a static shock from all the satin the mincing fucking cock smokers wearing. Those fucking Spicks should stick to buying minced beef, pre-packed from the local Lidls, not fucking scavenging for it that fresh. Ha Ha Ha, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 I had burgers on my Barbecue today. No, not fucking Spick beef burgers but Taste the Difference Sainsbury fox burgers. Fuck off cunts. Consider this a foot full of sand kicked in your face at your shitty beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 2015-8-18 at 0:10 PM, Guest MikeD said: Fucking right. I hope the bulls are thinking 'right cunts, I'm going to be burgers but some of you bastards are going to be kebabs by the time I'm done.' If bulls think that way of course, fucking hope so! Bulls think "woohoo! Let's run woohoo let's run woohoo let's run woohoo". etc etc. Bovine species deserve to be eaten, they're so fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 On 2015-8-20 at 8:23 AM, deebom said: There is a town in Spain where they have an annual tomato fight. Millions of the fucking things, being lobbed at at all and sundry. Looks much better than bull bothering or throwing donkeys off of churches. I take it you're not attending the annual "Donkey throwing championship of old London Town" then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Full marks for precision there for the bull, one horn in the nuts and the other in the ear. That's got to hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Another! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Full marks for precision there for the bull, one horn in the nuts and the other in the ear. That's got to hurt. And the more it hurt the better. I fucking hate this kind of thing. Just as bad are the losers that go to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Another! You can't beat a bit of bully on a Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bulls think "woohoo! Let's run woohoo let's run woohoo let's run woohoo". etc etc. Bovine species deserve to be eaten, they're so fucking stupid. Fuck off you sexist COW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Full marks for precision there for the bull, one horn in the nuts and the other in the ear. That's got to hurt. Just take a minute and look at what the cunts wearing. Now ask yourself, would anyone with a cock, let alone balls, volunteer to wear this willingly before mincing around in front of 2 tons of angry, and very much alive, beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 We've got similar sick cunts in this land. I hope he broke his spine and landed in fox shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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