Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Was rather up himself. Large sense of self importance, "head of cunts corner official welcoming committee" indeed. Pah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: 'Bill Stickers will be persecuted' Executed would be better. Maybe he's suffered a permanent boot, but if he hasn't, I'd have thought that enough abuse would draw him out. At the moment it's like a ethereal, faggot Patrick Swayze is peering in at us from beyond the veil, cocks being mysteriously grabbed, arses felt up, everyone retching inexplicably.... I don't know. It could well be the mincing little twerp has run out of steam and is just too much of a simpering faggot to stand up to Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 According to his profile he last logged in 12 hours ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Do they cut the internet connection of paedophile child molesters off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: According to his profile he last logged in 12 hours ago. Proper said he was "on mute" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Manky said: Do they cut the internet connection of paedophile child molesters off? Is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Don't plan his funeral yet. He'll be back. Everybody gets a second chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Or Frank. what fucking Elvis AND Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: If he is dead I would like to say that I will miss his wit , but in fact if he is dead , I will dash over to the YUK , eat 3 of your English curries and happily shit on his grave. He was a drug abusing , self centred and repetitious cunt at best. Fuck him. Better that than a grubby French fucking faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is he? That was not an accusation. I am trying to eliminate possibilities. If alien abduction is responsible, the cunts will send him back by tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 29 minutes ago, Manky said: That was not an accusation. I am trying to eliminate possibilities. If alien abduction is responsible, the cunts will send him back by tomorrow. I'll wager he'll love the anal probe so much they'll have to drag him out of their flying saucer, painted nails screeching on the deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 3 hours ago, nocti said: Last I heard, he was overcome with excitement after finding out he could suck his own cock by jumping arse first into a wheelie bin. Perhaps he trapped himself in there after getting his cock stuck in his teeth or something? RIP in peace Billiam Mary Stickers. Last I heard he was overcome with excrement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll wager he'll love the anal probe so much they'll have to drag him out of their flying saucer, painted nails screeching on the deck. Quincy, you filthy disgusting toad. All I've got in my mind tonight is a singular image. It involves you dancing around a roaring fire in the highland wilds, cock waving free in the chilled air, a fiddle under your chin endlessly repeating "promentory" from last of the Mohicans. You're self abusing over a selection of otherwise distasteful, sectarian murals. A third of your cum is flung into the frosty silvan night, another third smeared over the window of your 1989 Bedford rascal, and the final fucking third is shoved into an envelope and posted to the MP of Carlisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quincy, you filthy disgusting toad. All I've got in my mind tonight is a singular image. It involves you dancing around a roaring fire in the highland wilds, cock waving free in the chilled air, a fiddle under your chin endlessly repeating "promentory" from last of the Mohicans. You're self abusing over a selection of otherwise distasteful, sectarian murals. A third of your cum is flung into the frosty silvan night, another third smeared over the window of your 1989 Bedford rascal, and the final fucking third is shoved into an envelope and posted to the MP of Carlisle. The first half of that sounds like "Blood Meridian", and not a bad night at all. Better than what I'm doing at the moment, stuck in the house listening to Mrs C moan about some fucking shite or other. Fuckit, I am going to Oddbins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quincy, you filthy disgusting toad. All I've got in my mind tonight is a singular image. It involves you dancing around a roaring fire in the highland wilds, cock waving free in the chilled air, a fiddle under your chin endlessly repeating "promentory" from last of the Mohicans. You're self abusing over a selection of otherwise distasteful, sectarian murals. A third of your cum is flung into the frosty silvan night, another third smeared over the window of your 1989 Bedford rascal, and the final fucking third is shoved into an envelope and posted to the MP of Carlisle. In my version , there are also drums in the hills and heads on sticks lining the roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 So Bill is dead then is he? Can I have his carriage clock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: So Bill is dead then is he? Can I have his carriage clock? I think so. Lying sightless in some skip with a ringpiece like a wind sock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think so. Lying sightless in some skip with a ringpiece like a wind sock It's what he would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: It's what he would have wanted. We Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 21 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think so. Lying sightless in some skip with a ringpiece like a wind sock He'll be back. Like a case of colorectal cancer, he'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He'll be back. Like a case of colorectal cancer, he'll be back. That's better than "Arnie". Grr, for the 20th time in as many days, cunt kids noising us up why 445am, fucking brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's better than "Arnie". Grr, for the 20th time in as many days, cunt kids noising us up why 445am, fucking brutal. Turn the fucking hose on them, Quince. Maybe a rapid cool off, and some time with hypothermia will sort the little cunts out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Turn the fucking hose on them, Quince. Maybe a rapid cool off, and some time with hypothermia will sort the little cunts out. Something needs to be done, be it hose, taser, or ether, for I am fucked after an entire Xmas of that shite- so fucking lame when it's over 3 hours til fucking 9am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Home made air cannon, metal fasteners, and broken glass steeped in fucking dog shit and human medical waste should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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