Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 These fucking corporations that you have to deal with to live in a modern world. For me Barclays , Virgin Mobile and fucking Skype. They address me by my Christian name , not Dear Sir or Mr W**** . I am a client not their fucking mate . Did I give them permission , did I fuck . The cunts would financially arse fuck you in a second given the chance. Add to that those cunts at Skype who have just posted a message ' Hi G*** , you will be pleased to know we have upgraded your account to give you a better Skyping experience '. Now I can't even log on the cunting thing. Fuck off your bunch of overfamiliar cheese dicks. CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 "Hi, G***". "Mr W*****"? Fucking hell, it's Gary Wilmot! Gary Wilmot's a member of Cunts Corner. Yours sincerely, Mr Cuntibald J Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Who gives a fuck what they call me. I hate emails and anyone who sends me one should be investigated for bestiality and child cruelty the Shot in the fucking face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Who gives a fuck what they call me. I hate emails and anyone who sends me one should be investigated for bestiality and child cruelty the Shot in the fucking face Dear Northern monkey, Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Dear Northern monkey, Fuck off. If you're going to address him correctly, please get your fucking capitalisation right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dear Northern monkey, Fuck off. email that to me you tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: "Hi, G***". "Mr W*****"? Fucking hell, it's Gary Wilmot! Gary Wilmot's a member of Cunts Corner. Yours sincerely, Mr Cuntibald J Baws. Dear Sir , you are a stupid cunt. I am not , I repeat not Gary Wilmot . I am 100% white , never smile and have some talent if you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Hi, G***". "Mr W*****"? Fucking hell, it's Gary Wilmot! Gary Wilmot's a member of Cunts Corner. Yours sincerely, Mr Cuntibald J Baws. And what's wrong with that? Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Dear Sir , you are a stupid cunt. I am not , I repeat not Gary Wilmot . I am 100% white , never smile and have some talent if you please. You'll do well at the Oscars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 What about fuckers who you don't know addressing you as 'mate', 'pal' or especially 'bud'? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Try going through life being called "love" "sweetheart" and even "princess". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: These fucking corporations that you have to deal with to live in a modern world. For me Barclays , Virgin Mobile and fucking Skype. They address me by my Christian name , not Dear Sir or Mr W**** . I am a client not their fucking mate . Did I give them permission , did I fuck . The cunts would financially arse fuck you in a second given the chance. Add to that those cunts at Skype who have just posted a message ' Hi G*** , you will be pleased to know we have upgraded your account to give you a better Skyping experience '. Now I can't even log on the cunting thing. Fuck off your bunch of overfamiliar cheese dicks. CUNTS Hiya Withers, I hope I don't seem too familiar when I gently suggest you fuck away off to fuck with shite like this. It's not so much that the nom itself is shite, for you are definitely on to something. Just a shame it was you who thought of it instead of someone more capable than you of actually delivering it, like ProfB, you useless fucking piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Quincy, Withers tried his best. His best isn't good enough, that is clear and he deserves a grade one cunting just for being fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Try going through life being called "love" "sweetheart" and even "princess". Judge said he manages ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Try going through life being called "love" "sweetheart" and even "princess". Now, now, dearie, calm down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 57 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Try going through life being called "love" "sweetheart" and even "princess". Now then what about a nice cup of tea my love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hiya Withers, I hope I don't seem too familiar when I gently suggest you fuck away off to fuck with shite like this. It's not so much that the nom itself is shite, for you are definitely on to something. Just a shame it was you who thought of it instead of someone more capable than you of actually delivering it, like ProfB, you useless fucking piece of shit. You're bang on the mark about that snivelling worm, Withers, Quince. He has been flinging about posts willy nilly without a bye or leave for weeks now. I blame myself, I tried to keep him in check when he first raised his froggy head out of whatever pestilential swamp he calls home, but the loathsome toad soon fell off of my radar. Now you've brought him back to my attention, I'll be sure to keep an eye on him and rein in his more audacious comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Now then what about a nice cup of tea my love. Don't forget the biscuits Lukers. You must have biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: Who gives a fuck what they call me. I hate emails and anyone who sends me one should be investigated for bestiality and child cruelty the Shot in the fucking face I agree, manky. If I wanted to contact you I'd have the message sent round by bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: Quincy, Withers tried his best. His best isn't good enough, that is clear and he deserves a grade one cunting just for being fucking useless. I know, he's been skulking around in the undergrowth too long, and it's high time he was flushed out toward the guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You're bang on the mark about that snivelling worm, Withers, Quince. He has been flinging about posts willy nilly without a bye or leave for weeks now. I blame myself, I tried to keep him in check when he first raised his froggy head out of whatever pestilential swamp he calls home, but the loathsome toad soon fell off of my radar. Now you've brought him back to my attention, I'll be sure to keep an eye on him and rein in his more audacious comments. Decs, I am fucking heartened to hear a second confirming opinion as it allows us to effectively "triangulate" this fucking cunt as such. I for one am sorely tired of cunts like this who think they own the fucking place, with his smarmy, simpering, glib comments. Worse than this, and the last nail in his coffin, is the smug tone of his posts, which say "look at me, so clever, so brave" but this rings at total discord with the content, which declares " I am a fucking French idiot faggot , kill me ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 1 hour ago, LifeHater said: What about those egotistical twats who deem themselves too busy and/or important to sign off an email properly and instead use something along the lines of KR Cunt Lifehater, as this is the start of your cunting graph, I can exuse the score this time being very fucking low, and look forward to much, much better things, you stupid cunt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 11 hours ago, scotty said: I'd have the message sent round by bike. probably not possible this time of year Scotters. His street is probably knee deep in mud and horse shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hiya Withers, I hope I don't seem too familiar when I gently suggest you fuck away off to fuck with shite like this. It's not so much that the nom itself is shite, for you are definitely on to something. Just a shame it was you who thought of it instead of someone more capable than you of actually delivering it, like ProfB, you useless fucking piece of shit. yacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 13 hours ago, Decimus said: You're bang on the mark about that snivelling worm, Withers, Quince. He has been flinging about posts willy nilly without a bye or leave for weeks now. I blame myself, I tried to keep him in check when he first raised his froggy head out of whatever pestilential swamp he calls home, but the loathsome toad soon fell off of my radar. Now you've brought him back to my attention, I'll be sure to keep an eye on him and rein in his more audacious comments. sick rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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