Guest MikeD Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 The guy who threw a live alligator through the drive-in window of a restaurant in Florida as a practical joke against his mate who worked there. To be honest I'm a bit 50/50 with this one. He's either a total bastard who should have his knackers bitten off by the alligator or a fucking genius. Fuck your whoopee cushions or exploding cigars, take that you cunt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Fucking genius, wish I had thought of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking genius, wish I had thought of that! I must admit, I'm leaning more towards genius than cunt myself. Might have to get this nom deleted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Myself and some rugby playing public school pals caused excellent mayhem after getting some unnecessary abuse from a fish and shop proprietor in Yorkshire. We lobbed a load of king-sized snowballs into the deep fat fryer and the cunt went berserk ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Myself and some rugby playing public school pals caused excellent mayhem after getting some unnecessary abuse from a fish and shop proprietor in Yorkshire. We lobbed a load of king-sized snowballs into the deep fat fryer and the cunt went berserk ! lol. Jolly japes. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Myself and some rugby playing public school pals caused excellent mayhem after getting some unnecessary abuse from a fish and shop proprietor in Yorkshire. We lobbed a load of king-sized snowballs into the deep fat fryer and the cunt went berserk ! lol. You....are fucking bonkers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 22 minutes ago, MikeD said: You....are fucking bonkers!!! It was a long time ago. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Myself and some rugby playing public school pals... The rest of the story is fabricated bollocks. Any tale that you start with this sentence, only has one possible end: You getting fisted by two scrum half's in some disgusting, northern working mens club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The rest of the story is fabricated bollocks. Any tale that you start with this sentence, only has one possible end: You getting fisted by two scrum half's in some disgusting, northern working mens club. Only 2? Or is that per round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: The guy who threw a live alligator through the drive-in window of a restaurant in Florida as a practical joke against his mate who worked there. To be honest I'm a bit 50/50 with this one. He's either a total bastard who should have his knackers bitten off by the alligator or a fucking genius. Fuck your whoopee cushions or exploding cigars, take that you cunt!! How big was this bastard? Alligators weigh around 800lbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How big was this bastard? Alligators weigh around 800lbs. It's America Gyps,everything's bigger there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Snatch said: It's America Gyps,everything's bigger there. Everything except their fucking brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 14 hours ago, Decimus said: The rest of the story is fabricated bollocks. Any tale that you start with this sentence, only has one possible end: You getting fisted by two scrum half's in some disgusting, northern working mens club. I was going to correct him "some rugby playing public school pals and I" but couldn't be arsed, and your reply is far superior. I doubt he'd even get in a northern working mens club though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: Myself and some rugby playing public school pals caused excellent mayhem after getting some unnecessary abuse from a fish and shop proprietor in Yorkshire. We lobbed a load of king-sized snowballs into the deep fat fryer and the cunt went berserk ! lol. Do you actually know what happens if you add ice to boiling oil spunkape? Use your head next time, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 In the words of Eddie Cochran "See you later crocodile" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: In the words of Eddie Cochran "See you later crocodile" "In a while alligator." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How big was this bastard? Alligators weigh around 800lbs. If it was fully grown I'd be more scared of the cunt who picked it up and threw it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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