Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 The Pope is sending over 1,000 priests and monks around the world to hear sins that are so bad they usually have to be heard in the Vatican. The old bastard does fuck-all else but travel, couldn't the lazy cunt have done a bit of over-time on all his fucking holidays? Fucking medieval, backward shite for deluded, feeble-minded cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 As much as I agree that it's a complete and utter shower of backwards shite, I can't help but feel intrigued enough to wonder what some of these alleged "sins" are. I bet there's arse-fisting, goat fucking, multi-IDing and all sorts, the filthy fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 That's Catholics for you. Not like us fucking Christians.j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 They can come to my place, if they like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, Manky said: That's Catholics for you. Not like us fucking Christians.j Say what you like about Catholics, but you can't deny that they've got natural rhythm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, nocti said: As much as I agree that it's a complete and utter shower of backwards shite, I can't help but feel intrigued enough to wonder what some of these alleged "sins" are. I bet there's arse-fisting, goat fucking, multi-IDing and all sorts, the filthy fucking cunts. Oh come on, what kind of fucked-up cunt would stoop that low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. Jesus saves...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. Amen, brother P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 44 minutes ago, Punkape said: Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. Not me, the only soles I have are on my feet and arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 If I went into the confession box I'd be in there so long I wouldn't be able to get off my knees. What wait........I didn't mean...... I'll get my head covering 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Jesus saves...... .....and passes it to Shearer on the halfway line, who finds Le Tissier on the left wing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. I say you are a cunt. And so does Henry VIII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 10 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Jesus saves...... with the Woolwich? 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Say what you like about Catholics, but you can't deny that they've got natural rhythm. ..only when they're shagging the choirboys... they really get into their music then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 "Broadsword calling Danny Boys, Broadsword calling Danny Boys Yeah, we got a retinue of priests down in Argentina......been caught buggering some really cute choirboys....get a team of crack bead-jigglers down there most ricky-tick......confess with extreme prejudice.....leave the choirboys alone though, cappice. GO GO GO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Broadsword calling Danny Boys, Broadsword calling Danny Boys Yeah, we got a retinue of priests down in Argentina......been caught buggering some really cute choirboys....get a team of crack bead-jigglers down there most ricky-tick......confess with extreme prejudice.....leave the choirboys alone though, cappice. GO GO GO!" Que? Me no cappice dottore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Down with Popary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 18 hours ago, nocti said: As much as I agree that it's a complete and utter shower of backwards shite, I can't help but feel intrigued enough to wonder what some of these alleged "sins" are. I bet there's arse-fisting, goat fucking, multi-IDing and all sorts, the filthy fucking cunts. Yeah, the jails are full of cc cunts with multiple bans that could do with a few hail mary's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 19 hours ago, nocti said: As much as I agree that it's a complete and utter shower of backwards shite, I can't help but feel intrigued enough to wonder what some of these alleged "sins" are. I bet there's arse-fisting, goat fucking, multi-IDing and all sorts, the filthy fucking cunts. Everytime I see that bit, I nearly shit myself... makes me think Apple have tried cloning me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 19 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholicism is the one true faith and all are welcome. You can enquire about instruction in the faith at your local Catholic Church. Most of the cunts on here need repentance and prayer to save their blackened souls. You fucking Papist scum. You claim to be an Englishman, but you're a fucking Catholic cunt. A true Englishman cannot be a Catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 57 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Everytime I see that bit, I nearly shit myself... makes me think Apple have tried cloning me... At least we've got the Ashes...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: At least we've got the Ashes...... Don;t you fucking DARE raise up Beetlejuice from his pit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 4 hours ago, deebom said: You fucking Papist scum. You claim to be an Englishman, but you're a fucking Catholic cunt. A true Englishman cannot be a Catholic. Catholicism is the original and true Christian faith of the whole world not just England. The C of E is a mishmash of bollocks and will be reformed back to Catholocism. Indeed it is already happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholicism is the original and true Christian faith of the whole world not just England. The C of E is a mishmash of bollocks and will be reformed back to Catholocism. Indeed it is already happening. Money is the worlds true religion, Opus Dei is for queers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 12, 2016 Report Share Posted February 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Catholicism is the original and true Christian faith of the whole world not just England. The C of E is a mishmash of bollocks and will be reformed back to Catholocism. Indeed it is already happening. Change the record, think I am back in 2014. It is not happening and will not while the church cover up the continuing rampant child abuse. Also people are slowly realising that sky fairies and other people's imaginary friends are as ridiculous as believing that a Flying Spaghetti Monster (may his noodly appendages reach and touch you all) made all this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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