Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I am somewhat concerned that while this unwarranted and feeble cunting of fellow members has been going on recently, REAL cunts 'out there' are getting away scot free. For example , this last week , in the U.K Aldis have withdrawn tins of yellow gloss paint called Rape Yellow as a woman, who claims she was sexually assaulted years ago, complained. She said 'when I read this I choked and ran out the store. It should be called rapeseed oil yellow' This unknown but mega cunt should have been made to drink the stuff at gunpoint and the empty tin rammed up her snatch. It is time all members up their game and track down the real cunts. P.S: the Aldi incident was in Coventry. This kind of shit just wouldn't happen south of Watford or France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 OK but can I give stickers a well deserved arse whipping first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 36 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Aldis have withdrawn tins of yellow gloss paint called Rape Yellow as a woman, who claims she was sexually assaulted years ago Who by, Bolo Yeung? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 44 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I am somewhat concerned that while this unwarranted and feeble cunting of fellow members has been going on recently, REAL cunts 'out there' are getting away scot free. For example , this last week , in the U.K Aldis have withdrawn tins of yellow gloss paint called Rape Yellow as a woman, who claims she was sexually assaulted years ago, complained. She said 'when I read this I choked and ran out the store. It should be called rapeseed oil yellow' This unknown but mega cunt should have been made to drink the stuff at gunpoint and the empty tin rammed up her snatch. It is time all members up their game and track down the real cunts. P.S: the Aldi incident was in Coventry. This kind of shit just wouldn't happen south of Watford or France. Shit, Withers. I'm sure Spunkape will be along shortly with an Aldi/Tesco cunting of such ferocity it will have you running for the hills, like a typical Frenchman. Adieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Aldi. Lidl stores are an adventure in shopping........you go in for grocery staples such as meat, bread, cheap german lagers and you walk out with a ski helmet , a petrol driven chainsaw and a feather duvet in addition to the bits you went in for. I find the other customers in these places do not seem to have a wide peripheral vision spectrum and constantly bump into each other but no one really seems to mind.......Rape yellow paint eh..sounds like a colour Neil would choose..........I wonder if they still do homo milk with the red top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Who by, Bolo Yeung? Won Hung Lo, was the culprit I believe. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 I'm with you Swarms. I would rather have a splash of rape yellow in my tea than that homo milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Next, the cunts will be complaining when fish has 'Twatt' plastered all over the packaging. If only we could find a couple of small villages with such a name. The froggies have a product called 'Super plop' if my sources are not getting resistant to Sodium Pentathol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 It's quite a warm yellow, to be fair, but if it's not your taste you can always go for authentic period red on the feature wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Rape yellow paint eh..sounds like a colour Neil would choose..........I wonder if they still do homo milk with the red top. Sorry Swarms , but I think Rohypnol Red is more to Neil's liking. Yes I remember the pint of homo milk . Bill used to buy it , the red foil top used to remind him of his battered ringpiece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Sorry Swarms , but I think Rohypnol Red is more to Neil's liking. Yellow is much more a French colour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Yellow is much more a French colour. And white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: And white. Depending on whether or not the lazy cunts be arsed to raise a flag. Je suis Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I am somewhat concerned that while this unwarranted and feeble cunting of fellow members has been going on recently, REAL cunts 'out there' are getting away scot free. For example , this last week , in the U.K Aldis have withdrawn tins of yellow gloss paint called Rape Yellow as a woman, who claims she was sexually assaulted years ago, complained. She said 'when I read this I choked and ran out the store. It should be called rapeseed oil yellow' This unknown but mega cunt should have been made to drink the stuff at gunpoint and the empty tin rammed up her snatch. It is time all members up their game and track down the real cunts. P.S: the Aldi incident was in Coventry. This kind of shit just wouldn't happen south of Watford or France. I've got Pillage green on my toilet walls.That and rape yellow is part of their 'viking' range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 They must have withdrawn their Gypsy range which was various shades of Tarmac Grey. To be honest the paint was more hardwearing than pikey tarmac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 11 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I am somewhat concerned that while this unwarranted and feeble cunting of fellow members has been going on recently, REAL cunts 'out there' are getting away scot free. For example , this last week , in the U.K Aldis have withdrawn tins of yellow gloss paint called Rape Yellow as a woman, who claims she was sexually assaulted years ago, complained. She said 'when I read this I choked and ran out the store. It should be called rapeseed oil yellow' This unknown but mega cunt should have been made to drink the stuff at gunpoint and the empty tin rammed up her snatch. It is time all members up their game and track down the real cunts. P.S: the Aldi incident was in Coventry. This kind of shit just wouldn't happen south of Watford or France. It's rape flower yellow you stupid cunt, rape oil is clear with only a slight colouration, albeit a top quality high smoke-point cooking oil. What a thicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's rape flower yellow you stupid cunt, rape oil is clear with only a slight colouration, albeit a top quality high smoke-point cooking oil. What a thicko. Yes I am quite aware of that you pedantic arsewipe. I was quoting the silly bitch who complained. Read it again cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes I am quite aware of that you pedantic arsewipe. I was quoting the silly bitch who complained. Read it again cunt Heh. Fair enough. It is amusing occasionally to nit pick like a fucking fussy cunt. Fuck her by the way? Did I say that. An attempted rape is arguably the highest compliment affordable, if not just a laddish high spirited prank that should be accepted in good humour, not dour, boring 999 dialling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) 9 hours ago, Manky said: Next, the cunts will be complaining when fish has 'Twatt' plastered all over the packaging. If only we could find a couple of small villages with such a name. The froggies have a product called 'Super plop' if my sources are not getting resistant to Sodium Pentathol. There's a firm of solicitors (or maybe accuntants) in Harrogate called Godfrey and Twatt... upstairs in the little arcade near Fattorinis....* *Actually, it's a gallery in Westminster Arcade, Parliament Street... Edited March 28, 2016 by DingTheRioja shit memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: An attempted rape is arguably the highest compliment affordable, if not just a laddish high spirited prank that should be accepted in good humour, not dour, boring 999 dialling. absolutely Quince.....but you try telling that to the Neanderthal Plods down at the station....I tell you they always overreact and insist on putting one on the high spirit offenders register and throw you down with the sodomites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Heh. Fair enough. It is amusing occasionally to nit pick like a fucking fussy cunt. Fuck her by the way? Did I say that. An attempted rape is arguably the highest compliment affordable, if not just a laddish high spirited prank that should be accepted in good humour, not dour, boring 999 dialling. I admire a man who admits a mistake , fair play to you. Not fuck off and drown in a vat of slightly coloured , high smoke - point cooking oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Is an attempted rape not getting it out of your trousers before it goes off? Fuck me, if it is....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: There's a firm of solicitors (or maybe accuntants) in Harrogate called Godfrey and Twatt... upstairs in the little arcade near Fattorinis....* *Westminster Arcade, Parliament Street... Very interesting , fuck off you boring twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: absolutely Quince.....but you try telling that to the Neanderthal Plods down at the station....I tell you they always overreact and insist on putting one on the high spirit offenders register and throw you down with the sodomites. Someday this old regime, nazi style policing style will become unacceptable. It takes time for policy to catch up to reasonable, every day social opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 It's a fucking liberty. Whatever next? Go to the hairdressers and have some highlights in Saville White? I must admit though, now that I've given it some serious thought the colour yellow is the primary colour that would influence me to rape a random stranger. I'm thinking of painting my render with it as i only need 5litres on account of the fact I only have to paint one storey level. That cunt Dorkimus will need at least 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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