southerncunt Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 After some reflection, and thorough research over many years on the net, I propose that all things being equal, Mrs Roops showcasing her wine drinking attire was a sporting gesture. Even though I had fallen foul of her a couple of times, I have seen and indeed had a crack at far worse. I expect a bollocking over this, but seeing as this is cunts corner, I may as well nominate one. Come on gents, she may rub you the wrong way, but would you rub I back? Thoughts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Each to their own, Southern, and fair play for sticking your neck out. Personally though, I'd rather smear my cock and balls in pedigree chum and lie down naked during the gun dog trials at Crufts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Personally I like a growler, especially if the pubes meet up with the bum hole its a bonus. Also there is a correlation between the amount of bush and your class, basically the more unkempt growler the more likely of the owner belonging to the ABC1 demographic. Obviously Punkape is only used to women resembling a Wookie, and Manky prefers a boiled egg look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I'd smash it to pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Right up the wrongen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 With a pineapple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: With a pineapple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Fatty said: I'd smash it to pieces Fats, you vile toad, you do realise that we're talking about Roops' fanny and not the family size bag of Kinder Bueno you got for Easter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Fats, you vile toad, you do realise that we're talking about Roops' fanny and not the family size bag of Kinder Bueno you got for Easter? Yeah I know, always liked older hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Southern, you upside-down retard. Well done for nomming an actual cunt, it's more than most cunts can manage. Saying that, I prefer my female form to be something that doesn't require a team of rope-access specialists to investigate whilst David Attenborough narrates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, Fatty said: With a pineapple I'd like to smash you. In the eyes. With a rusty bread knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Southern, you upside-down retard. Well done for nomming an actual cunt, it's more than most cunts can manage. Saying that, I prefer my female form to be something that doesn't require a team of rope-access specialists to investigate whilst David Attenborough narrates. With a dick you mean, now fuck off you boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: I'd like to smash you. In the eyes. With a rusty bread knife. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Fatty said: Cunt The pleasure is all yours. You fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Back on topic, you poofters. Doesn't take long for a thread to morph on here. Back to the Rat of Roop. It looked all right to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: The pleasure is all yours. You fucking prick. Shouldn't you be in school?? Moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Back on topic, you poofters. Doesn't take long for a thread to morph on here. Back to the Rat of Roop. It looked all right to me. Check my post, I was all over the topic, SC, until that fat bully had a pop. What am I supposed to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Check my post, I was all over the topic, SC, until that fat bully had a pop. What am I supposed to do? Fair call, but you did start on him with the bread knife. On balance, still a fair comment though. Fatty is a soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Fair call, but you did start on him with the bread knife. On balance, still a fair comment though. Fatty is a soppy cunt. Sorry, SC. He mocked me in another thread, and his IQ and devastating put-downs created such rancour that I became all flustered and started with a cross-nom attack. Back on point, I don't fancy a stink trench that looks like it is sprouting copper wire. Gypps may be interested though. And Fatty is a stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Fatty really is a monolithic bed-wetting cunt. Oh, and not for me thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Sorry, SC. He mocked me in another thread, and his IQ and devastating put-downs created such rancour that I became all flustered and started with a cross-nom attack. Back on point, I don't fancy a stink trench that looks like it is sprouting copper wire. Gypps may be interested though. And Fatty is a stupid cunt. Deeply offended, ffs copper wire? Copper fucking wire? Just say wire wool Bubs, and we'll get along just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Deeply offended, ffs copper wire? Copper fucking wire? Just say wire wool Bubs, and we'll get along just fine. I thought you were ginger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I've changed my hair colour many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Just now, Mrs Roops said: I've changed my hair colour many times. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I've changed my hair colour many times. Curtains and carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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