Hokey Gingers Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Plastic surgeons are inconsolable tonight as old weird features has apparently popped his clogs. The circumstances are somewhat unclear but tonight there will be another star shinning in the heavens. The International Space Station is due over at 10:30.. That is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Are you a plastic surgeon? What are you cunting? The actual joke is that he was about to start his tour, entitled 'David Gest is not dead'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Someone who looks like a boiled egg with a face drawn on it has died. I think we'll be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Andrew Lloyd Webber must be distraught as his only real competition in the handsome stakes has passed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 He was a smackhead and an abuser of farm animals. So good fucking riddance to the plasticene faced cunt! (He's fucking brown bread so I can't be done for libel.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cupid Stunt Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 From the look of the fucking cunt I think the animals abused him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Cupid Stunt said: From the look of the fucking cunt I think the animals abused him Evening, Fuck off you thick cunt. Warmest regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: He was a smackhead and an abuser of farm animals. So good fucking riddance to the plasticene faced cunt! (He's fucking brown bread so I can't be done for libel.) Never knew he lived near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: He was a smackhead and an abuser of farm animals. So good fucking riddance to the plasticene faced cunt! (He's fucking brown bread so I can't be done for libel.) Just as well he is dead then , more geese for me . Vivre , or in his case not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 I always thought he looked like a Javan slow loris wearing a mask made of foreskin. No great loss to the planet as far as i'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 28 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I always thought he looked like a Javan slow loris wearing a mask made of foreskin. No great loss to the planet as far as i'm concerned. Eloquent and poetic, brother quim. I owe you a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I always thought he looked like a Javan slow loris wearing a mask made of foreskin. No great loss to the planet as far as i'm concerned. Eloquence goes far in my book, Brother Quim. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 4 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: I always thought he looked like a Javan slow loris wearing a mask made of foreskin. I've always seen him as more of a Madagascan fossa encased in a web of fire-damaged scrotums. Either way, there was definitely some sort of "obscure ugly animal crossed with unsightly genitals" vibe going on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've always seen him as more of a Madagascan fossa encased in a web of fire-damaged scrotums. Either way, there was definitely some sort of "obscure ugly animal crossed with unsightly genitals" vibe going on there. I could add "Mr Wimpey's skull in real life wrapped in selectively plucked and tanned octogenarian perineums" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 20 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I could add "Mr Wimpey's skull in real life wrapped in selectively plucked and tanned octogenarian perineums" I think that's the one they're going for in the eulogy, southern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I am most surprised that after 10 hours no members , eloquent or not , have picked up on the fact that Hokey has spelt David's surname incorrectly . What a thick cunt , but I should have GEST that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Maybe a David Guest somewhere has died and we've, rather disrespectively, got him confused with the Gest moron. What a bunch of cunts we must look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Maybe a David Guest somewhere has died and we've, rather disrespectively, got him confused with the Gest moron. What a bunch of cunts we must look. Whats with the fucking 'WE' bit cunt. I picked up on it from the start . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I am not aware of this David Guest cunt, though I'm quite glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Whats with the fucking 'WE' bit cunt. I piducking on it from the start . The sooner we get the referendum done and exit Europe the better and then there will be no more 'We' or 'Oui', you fucking froggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I am not aware of this David Guest cunt, though I'm quite glad he's dead. I wish you were David Gest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I wish you were David Gest. I wish you were here. So I could smack you about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you were here. So I could smack you about. Fuck off St Judith Chalmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 At the funeral just put a wick on his head and light it.he looks like a melted candle already,the fucking waxy iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I know that some people who stumble across this thread may think we are all heartless cunts, but I genuinely want to be the subject of such vitriol and abuse from my friends and fellow cunts when I die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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