Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sounds like bollocks some cunt made up for want of any other funny shit. Nope, I'll get a photo of the cunt next time I see him... just for you. He's a big fat hairy fucker, just your sort from what I hear, the big stern uniformed bear type. 9 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Other than being Boring as fuck your post has raised a couple of questions. 1) are you sure it's definitely a Honda 2) is it exactly 300cc 3) is it only ambulances he cuts in front of 4) is it just white vans he undertakes or will any colour suffice 5) does he only favour the red cycle lanes. I honestly believe that if you clarify these issues than you may grab other posters attention and not labelled such a boring cunt yes, yes no any any fuck off. Iit's the Forza, what a fucking name for a shitty scooter.. I think he bought it cos its a bit close to Fuzz or Rozza... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope, I'll get a photo of the cunt next time I see him... just for you. He's a big fat hairy fucker, just your sort from what I hear, the big stern uniformed bear type. yes, yes no any any fuck off. Iit's the Forza, what a fucking name for a shitty scooter.. I think he bought it cos its a bit close to Fuzz or Rozza... Do you know... The Muffin Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You must have seen these pious cunts on the road with cams to record all the other cunts on the road and they drive like fucking tossers themselves. Taxi drivers are a prime example but most of them are cunts anyhow. Did your brain cells die along with your hair follicles, Drew? What the fuck are you doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Did your brain cells die along with your hair follicles, Drew? What the fuck are you doing? Having less to do with the pack of toothless poodles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope, I'll get a photo of the cunt next time I see him... just for you. He's a big fat hairy fucker, just your sort from what I hear, the big stern uniformed bear type. yes, yes no any any fuck off. Iit's the Forza, what a fucking name for a shitty scooter.. I think he bought it cos its a bit close to Fuzz or Rozza... Ding, let me be absolutely clear. You have absolutely no market for your brand of shite. You are trying to punt second hand orange body thongs to Eskimos. If you could kindly send me your address and I'll jump on a train, fists clenched in anticipation of drubbing your stupid dome into a bloody goo that the council can deal with you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ding, let me be absolutely clear. You are absolutely my mentor for this brand of shite. You and I could dress up in second hand orange body thongs and Eskimo kiss. If you could kindly send me your address and I'll jump on a train, fists clenched in anticipation of wanking your stubbycock into a sticky goo that the Yorkshire Gazette will run as their headline story, you sexy cunt. Don't listen to him, Ding. I've translated for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: The usual original bollocks I see. 2/10 See comment above. 1/10 It's all he knows, even when he starts a nom, he's usually trying in vain to cunt me off. I thought taxi drivers only have them for the upskirt/pornhub opportunities? Cunts Corner.........for fucks sake Ding its not to be taken literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Quincy, I wish I had the time and inclination to point out the similarities between Fatty and Eddie's retarded posts, prose, attack points, etc., but I'm sure many cunts of far superior IQ have done so in the past. Loathe as I am to suggest that the intellectual-heavyweight Eddie and the obese-heavyweight cunt Fatty are one and the same stupid prick, the fact that I've cunted Eddie far too easily lately and left him wandering about in a dazed state with his piss-soaked pants round his ankles and tears in his eyes, only for his knight in greasy armour Fatty to try and come to his rescue by using the same shit insults and goading me with accusations of noncery, and mutual like-swapping are a tad too convenient. Now, if Admin wants to pull his hat out of his arse and give everyone some more info about the whole sordid affair, that'd be great. It is uncertain that the quivering queen Eddie is one and the same as the wobbling pork-jelly Fatty, but what is certain is the glorious applause upon me turning either upside down and slowly sawing from barse to gizzard to ensure fully oxygenated blood to brain till the last, pausing only to bone the cunt out- but not in a sexy way- but in a practical high street butcher way. And finally ripping both legs off like a big wishbone, only to ram both femur ends into either ear as I shit my shite into his fading eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is uncertain that the quivering queen Eddie is one and the same as the wobbling pork-jelly Fatty, but what is certain is the glorious applause upon me turning either upside down and slowly sawing from barse to gizzard to ensure fully oxygenated blood to brain till the last, pausing only to bone the cunt out- but not in a sexy way- but in a practical high street butcher way. And finally ripping both legs off like a big wishbone, only to ram both femur ends into either ear as I shit my shite into his fading eyes. Fucking hell Quincy, did you run a medieval torture chamber in an earlier life, you gruesome cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is uncertain that the quivering queen Eddie is one and the same as the wobbling pork-jelly Fatty, but what is certain is the glorious applause upon me turning either upside down and slowly sawing from barse to gizzard to ensure fully oxygenated blood to brain till the last, pausing only to bone the cunt out- but not in a sexy way- but in a practical high street butcher way. And finally ripping both legs off like a big wishbone, only to ram both femur ends into either ear as I shit my shite into his fading eyes. Seems reasonable to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 37 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Cunts Corner.........foI fucks sake Ding its not to be t ken literally. it does get a bit tiresome when posters repeat the same old original shite in their criticisms of others and distract attention from the subject nom. That said i must congratulate Bubbles on his skills in translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubbles said: Quincy, I wish I had the time and inclination to point out the similarities between Fatty and Eddie's retarded posts, prose, attack points, etc., but I'm sure many cunts of far superior IQ have done so in the past. Loathe as I am to suggest that the intellectual-heavyweight Eddie and the obese-heavyweight cunt Fatty are one and the same stupid prick, the fact that I've cunted Eddie far too easily lately and left him wandering about in a dazed state with his piss-soaked pants round his ankles and tears in his eyes, only for his knight in greasy armour Fatty to try and come to his rescue by using the same shit insults and goading me with accusations of noncery, and mutual like-swapping are a tad too convenient. Now, if Admin wants to pull his hat out of his arse and give everyone some more info about the whole sordid affair, that'd be great. Big up me idrin. Has Bill been supplying you with a particular high grade batch of nose candy? You're paranoia is peaking and I'm enjoying every moment, you're even infecting the other weak minded mongs. As flattering as it is, I unfortunately can not claim to be Fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: "Ding's first nom for a decade universally panned by critics" reads the headline of this evening's Cunt Enquirer. "Ding's comeback tour, already marred with wild accusations of grassing, autism, and noncing, has taken yet another downward turn", declared the author. "Friends and foes alike are seeking to distance themselves from the troubled poster after another poorly timed and terribly constructed piece of creative output." The article continued by saying, "Some are suggesting this is the end of the line for Ding, and that the only way forward is suicide." "However, Mumsnet are rumoured to be willing to step in and help, feeling he would be a perfect fit for their drab and dreary message board full of fucking cretins." Fucking hate mumsnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ding, let me be absolutely clear. You have absolutely no market for your brand of shite. You are trying to punt second hand orange body thongs to Eskimos. If you could kindly send me your address and I'll jump on a train, fists clenched in anticipation of drubbing your stupid dome into a bloody goo that the council can deal with you thick cunt. ..and your usual bumchums "liked it"... at least the body thongs was slightly original. Slightly. 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Don't listen to him, Ding. I've translated for you. Makes about the same sense. 30 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: it does get a bit tiresome when posters repeat the same old original shite in their criticisms of others and distract attention from the subject nom. That said i must congratulate Bubbles on his skills in translation. It's all they know. They're so shit, all they can do is call everyone else shit. Endlessly. 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate mumsnet. No way to pick pockets if it's not a real coffee morning are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Mumsnet is the biggest gathering of utter cunts anywhere in the whole of the multiverse. In fact, I think it's where prof b has gone to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 On 14/04/2016 at 8:55 PM, DingTheRioja said: ..and your usual bumchums "liked it"... at least the body thongs was slightly original. Slightly. Makes about the same sense. It's all they know. They're so shit, all they can do is call everyone else shit. Endlessly. No way to pick pockets if it's not a real coffee morning are there? Wrap up you drip. If you head over to Withers' utter shit 'wine' nom, I think Decs just called you a shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Wrap you you drip. If you head over to Withers' utter shit 'wine' nom, I think Decs just called you a shit cunt. Tell me when he says something new or original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Tell me when he says something new or original. There's plenty of legs left in this material yet, Ding. Don't stand for it, go and get him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: There's plenty of legs left in this material yet, Ding. Don't stand for it, go and get him. Only if you provide 3 cases of Champagne, 4 cases of Faustino III, a bottle of Fransac, a stand pie and a proper bacon sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Only if you provide 3 cases of Champagne, 4 cases of Faustino III, a bottle of Fransac, a stand pie and a proper bacon sandwich. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off. My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Fucking hell Quincy, did you run a medieval torture chamber in an earlier life, you gruesome cunt? Earlier life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Only if you provide 3 cases of Champagne, 4 cases of Faustino III, a bottle of Fransac, a stand pie and a proper bacon sandwich. Fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 16 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is uncertain that the quivering queen Eddie is one and the same as the wobbling pork-jelly Fatty, but what is certain is the glorious applause upon me turning either upside down and slowly sawing from barse to gizzard to ensure fully oxygenated blood to brain till the last, pausing only to bone the cunt out- but not in a sexy way- but in a practical high street butcher way. And finally ripping both legs off like a big wishbone, only to ram both femur ends into either ear as I shit my shite into his fading eyes. It's no big secret that we sit opposite each other in the same custody suite, however, I am handsome, Eddie's an ugly CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 16 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is uncertain that the quivering queen Eddie is one and the same as the wobbling pork-jelly Fatty, but what is certain is the glorious applause upon me turning either upside down and slowly sawing from barse to gizzard to ensure fully oxygenated blood to brain till the last, pausing only to bone the cunt out- but not in a sexy way- but in a practical high street butcher way. And finally ripping both legs off like a big wishbone, only to ram both femur ends into either ear as I shit my shite into his fading eyes. QC you are a fraud. You copied this from Salman Rushdie's 'Satanic Verses' chapter 9 , didn't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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