Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: and his arse . Thanks for that image Scrote. I've just seen my breakfast again. Sans baguettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I hope nobody expects me to compete with these cutting playground witticisims. Presumably spending all day, every fucking day, on here helps to develop this powerful intellect. Not to mention a permanently punctured wheelchair. Stephen Hawking eat your heart out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I hope nobody expects me to compete with these cutting playground witticisims. Presumably spending all day, every fucking day, on here helps to develop this powerful intellect. Not to mention a permanently punctured wheelchair. Stephen Hawking eat your heart out. good work Judge......you are pure class and no mistake. I will try to hide my disappointment that you will not respond to these witticisms...it would have been a master class in good cunting skills and showed us imbeciles how its done.....you could have used words like saddo or homophobic...sure you wont be tempted to respond just a little bit dear boy. go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: good work Judge......you are pure class and no mistake. I will try to hide my disappointment that you will not respond to these witticisms...it would have been a master class in good cunting skills and showed us imbeciles how its done.....you could have used words like saddo or homophobic...sure you wont be tempted to respond just a little bit dear boy. go on I've always thought Judge to be the superior mind on here when it comes to witticisms. Saddo, as you say, is a great one. However, brainbox is the most cutting, intellectual retort I've yet encountered within the confines of the Corner. What a fucking cunt you are Judge. Delusions of grandeur... a classic sign of schizophrenia. Hopefully you have a psychotic episode culminating in you getting tasered, bollock naked in Walthamstow high street, rambling about Harley Davidsons and Michelin Stars, later dying in police custody suspiciously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I've always thought Judge to be the superior mind on here when it comes to witticisms. Saddo, as you say, is a great one. However, brainbox is the most cutting, intellectual retort I've yet encountered within the confines of the Corner. What a fucking cunt you are Judge. Delusions of grandeur... a classic sign of schizophrenia. Hopefully you have a psychotic episode culminating in you getting tasered, bollock naked in Walthamstow high street, rambling about Harley Davidsons and Michelin Stars, later dying in police custody suspiciously. If the judge died, Punkape and Frank would be left speechless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Snatch said: Thanks for that image Scrote. I've just seen my breakfast again. Sans baguettes. I bet it looks like a pearly pool of congealing cock-stuff, with flies and pubes. And bits of scabs. And other peoples tapeworms. And doner meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I've always thought Judge to be the superior mind on here when it comes to witticisms. Saddo, as you say, is a great one. However, brainbox is the most cutting, intellectual retort I've yet encountered within the confines of the Corner. What a fucking cunt you are Judge. Delusions of grandeur... a classic sign of schizophrenia. Hopefully you have a psychotic episode culminating in you getting tasered, bollock naked in Walthamstow high street, rambling about Harley Davidsons and Michelin Stars, later dying in police custody suspiciously. Or in my custody- obviously. Handcuffed in my kitchen, and not in a sexy way, but upside down with his head in a deep fat fryer. What a fucking cunt, I hope it hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet it looks like a pearly pool of congealing cock-stuff, with flies and pubes. And bits of scabs. And other peoples tapeworms. And doner meat. You fucking cheeky cunt. No pubes down my throat. And no donor meat either. I'm not that poof Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: I hope nobody expects me to compete with these cutting playground witticisims. Presumably spending all day, every fucking day, on here helps to develop this powerful intellect. Not to mention a permanently punctured wheelchair. Stephen Hawking eat your heart out. Obviously, you're above all this, in your solitary tower of elevated thoughts and refined shit, so refined and clever you hold it all back, while we grub about in the muck making do. Fucking drab dollop of bell cheese cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Obviously, you're above all this, in your solitary tower of elevated thoughts and refined shit, so refined and clever you hold it all back, while we grub about in the muck making do. Fucking drab dollop of bell cheese cunt. So above it all that he has to keep on logging and telling us about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: So above it all that he has to keep on logging and telling us about it. Just so snatcher. In between polo matches, parking his yacht, and important board meetings, he deigns to materialise here like some queer apparition only to scold us and tut tut. Whilst I'm unsure of his motivations, foremost in my mind is smacking him on the foot with a hammer with force suffice that the hydraulic shock transmits up his body to splurt his brains out his nose into a pint glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 The rare appearance from Judge notwithstanding, we have a nom about watching porn, and Neil has yet to offer his expertise on the matter. It's a dark day on the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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