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I was told yesterday, by a bloke I know that the marriage of a mutual acquaintance of ours is in some difficulty. The reason? This geezer has been watching porn....... and has found phone video footage of his wife ... Enthusiastically involving herself in "dogging" activity. Oh dear! Apparently, she has been going to a dress making nightclass for several years.

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54 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I was told yesterday, by a bloke I know that the marriage of a mutual acquaintance of ours is in some difficulty. The reason? This geezer has been watching porn....... and has found phone video footage of his wife ... Enthusiastically involving herself in "dogging" activity. Oh dear! Apparently, she has been going to a dress making nightclass for several years.

Spotts, given the sheer amount of porn on t'internet she surely must have intended for him to discover it. He can't possibly have happened upon her footage accidentally. 

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3 minutes ago, scotty said:

Spotts, given the sheer amount of porn on t'internet she surely must have intended for him to discover it. He can't possibly have happened upon her footage accidentally. 

Yeah. It's not the old hooked-nosed whore with the cunt like a yeti's top lip in Extreme Old Ladies is it, Spotto? Tell her husband he owes me about £300 for diesel and wet wipes.

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1 minute ago, Rev said:

Yeah. It's not the old hooked-nosed whore with the cunt like a yeti's top lip in Extreme Old Ladies is it, Spotto? Tell her husband he owes me about £300 for diesel and wet wipes.

I'd give you a like for that vodds, but I've used up my allocation for the day. Where the fuck have you been anyway? Is this your annual parole?

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Several years ago I was delighted to discover that the works grass had gone on "sick" leave for 2 weeks to deal with a "family crisis". As it turned out, while he was on nights his Mrs was getting fucked bandy by a rather large Afro/Caribbean gentleman who uploaded a few phone videos of their liaisions to Xhamster, links to which some unscrupulous bastard emailed to everyone in the office under the heading "Arselicker's wife goes black". 

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1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

I was told yesterday, by a bloke I know that the marriage of a mutual acquaintance of ours is in some difficulty. The reason? This geezer has been watching porn....... and has found phone video footage of his wife ... Enthusiastically involving herself in "dogging" activity. Oh dear! Apparently, she has been going to a dress making nightclass for several years.

Pics or didn't happen... :)

 

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To be honest, based on the sheer number of different women you see being knobbed on porn sites, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. 

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49 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

To be honest, based on the sheer number of different women you see being knobbed on porn sites, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. 

Every night I trawl porn sites for hour after hour, desperately looking for footage of Mrs Baws. I haven't found any yet, but if I can find some evidence that she does ass-to-mouth I'm having me some of that, and to fuck with her excuses!

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If he was watching dogging on his PC, then I assume he was 'Relaxing in the gentleman's fashion' whilst doing so? So that's what he likes.

So why has he got the arse over his missus liking it, and actually doing something about it, rather than wanking over the internet?

Sounds like a twat to me.

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Every night I trawl porn sites for hour after hour, desperately looking for footage of Mrs Baws. I haven't found any yet, but if I can find some evidence that she does ass-to-mouth I'm having me some of that, and to fuck with her excuses!

Don't be too hasty baws. At least make sure the bloke has had a good wash before you get stuck into him.

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It's surprising how fussy one becomes when surfing for grot on the interweb.

And why the fuck do they bother making bongo flicks longer than 10 minutes? I could easily glaze my knuckles twice in that time if I was feeling particularly  amorous. 

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11 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

It's surprising how fussy one becomes when surfing for grot on the interweb.

And why the fuck do they bother making bongo flicks longer than 10 minutes? I could easily glaze my knuckles twice in that time if I was feeling particularly  amorous. 

I watched the outtakes from a porn film the other day. 

Turns out he did fix that washing machine after all. 

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18 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

I was told yesterday, by a bloke I know that the marriage of a mutual acquaintance of ours is in some difficulty. The reason? This geezer has been watching porn....... and has found phone video footage of his wife ... Enthusiastically involving herself in "dogging" activity. Oh dear! Apparently, she has been going to a dress making nightclass for several years.

good on the girl......her fella sounds a right fucking limp wrister.  Bet he was searching big black cock sites when she was at"dress making" getting fucked over the bonnet of his mondeo.  Not that I know it was a mondeo !

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16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Every night I trawl porn sites for hour after hour, desperately looking for footage of Mrs Baws. I haven't found any yet, but if I can find some evidence that she does ass-to-mouth I'm having me some of that, and to fuck with her excuses!

Look under northern girls with ginger hair and freckles on xhamster and you will find what you are looking for.......page 3 if I err remember right.

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On 6 May 2016 at 5:47 PM, Cuntybaws said:

Every night I trawl porn sites for hour after hour, desperately looking for footage of Mrs Baws. I haven't found any yet, but if I can find some evidence that she does ass-to-mouth I'm having me some of that, and to fuck with her excuses!

If she exists, I'd direct you to countryfile.com

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1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

If she exists, I'd direct you to countryfile.com

I'm surprised you are aware of any website other than this one. How do you manage to squeeze so much excitement into a 24 hour day?

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15 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I'm surprised you are aware of any website other than this one. How do you manage to squeeze so much excitement into a 24 hour day?

I'd love to meet the cunt who only gained access to the Internet to find this shit. Verily, I'd call them a cunt, and you; a faggot.

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6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I'd love to meet the cunt who only gained access to the Internet to find this shit. Verily, I'd call them a cunt, and you; a faggot.

Take no notice of the kebab eating fat poof. He's only pissed off as he doesn't get much men action these days,it's all glory hole and nothing else for him now. His days of being the main attraction at the poof parade are long gone.

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Just now, Snatch said:

Take no notice of the kebab eating fat poof. He's only pissed off as he doesn't get much men action these days,it's all glory hole and nothing else for him now. His days of being the main attraction at the poof parade are long gone.

lay off him Snatcher...he is my favourite poster.

Always a laugh with our Judge and he never fails to amuse.......imagine the poor chap behind the Judge persona, what a cracking real life personality he must be eh, if this is the best he can come up on an anonymous site like CC...well extraordinary.    

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2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

lay off him Snatcher...he is my favourite poster.

Always a laugh with our Judge and he never fails to amuse.......imagine the poor chap behind the Judge persona, what a cracking real life personality he must be eh, if this is the best he can come up on an anonymous site like CC...well extraordinary.    

He's fair game like everyone else here Lukers. Is it my fault he leaves the door wide open?

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5 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

lay off him Snatcher...he is my favourite poster.

Always a laugh with our Judge and he never fails to amuse.......imagine the poor chap behind the Judge persona, what a cracking real life personality he must be eh, if this is the best he can come up on an anonymous site like CC...well extraordinary.    

You do him a disservice... I remember the accounts of his grand tours... The copper roofed library and the Hackney Palms.

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