Eddie Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 I have to wonder what the viewing figures are for the pickle games. It might of interest if you have a relative competing, maybe. At least the pickle presenters get a wheel out. Similar to lenny Henry's once a year gig for red nose day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Similar to lenny Henry's once a year gig for red nose day. Not unlike the Xmas nominations you can set your watch by... http://www.cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/57541-the-invictus-games/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 How do you know when vegetables are boiled? The wheelchairs float to the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Well your nom was infinitely better than my poor attempt. showed what a second rate cunt I really am. I think I may qualify for next year's pickle fest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Cunts. Forces personnel who have lost limbs etc on our behalf and you behave like total cunts. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Cunts. Forces personnel who have lost limbs etc on our behalf and you behave like total cunts. Fuck you. I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised "What happened to your face?" I asked "I was in the invictus games," he replied "Boxing?" I enquired "No..." He said, "... Hurdles" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Cunts. Forces personnel who have lost limbs etc on our behalf and you behave like total cunts. Fuck you. Fuck off, dung, are you pissed again? Thick poor cunts are sent to the front-line like lemmings to the slaughter and thick rich cunts get a cushy job safe in the protection of a million miles from the action but will have a bloody good story to tell, what what. Get an education or become a cleaner if you don't want to lose an arm/leg/eyelash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fuck off, dung, are you pissed again? Thick poor cunts are sent to the front-line like lemmings to the slaughter and thick rich cunts get a cushy job safe in the protection of a million miles from the action but will have a bloody good story to tell, what what. Get an education or become a cleaner if you don't want to lose an arm/leg/eyelash I'm looking forward to the wheelchair rugby, I just hope no one gets seriously injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: I'm looking forward to the wheelchair rugby, I just hope no one gets seriously injured. I wonder if they'll get legless when celebrating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 More of a two fingered salute to the Afghans, Taliban et al basically saying you didn't get us and we can still run, swim and participate in sport. It's just crying out for a terrorist attack to finish the job properly, so come on Abdul, if you're hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 What do you call the people who watch the Invictus games? Spack-tators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Cunts. Forces personnel who have lost limbs etc on our behalf and you behave like total cunts. Fuck you. Big fucking deal. They weren't conscripted and signed up of their own free will. Frankly I'm sick of them whining like little bitches who never expected to get so much as a scratch. So fuck you. And fuck all the idiots like you who lined the streets of Wootton Bassett everytime one of them was killed and shipped home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Big fucking deal. They weren't conscripted and signed up of their own free will. Frankly I'm sick of them whining like little bitches who never expected to get so much as a scratch. So fuck you. And fuck all the idiots like you who lined the streets of Wootton Bassett everytime one of them was killed and shipped home. The ultimate arsehole speaks. I think the wounded soldiers make less fuss than the equivalent number of over entitled civilians would. Everybody joins knowing bad things may well happen. You ate an odious prick. Fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just now, Manky said: The ultimate arsehole speaks. I think the wounded soldiers make less fuss than the equivalent number of over entitled civilians would. Everybody joins knowing bad things may well happen. You ate an odious prick. Fucking die. I was wondering how long it would take to get our very own veteran of the catering corps to comment. They whine non stop, hence the families of killed soldiers during Iraq kicking up a stink because their darling relative, who was undoubtedly too thick to do anything else in life, got their stupid fucking head blown off. If you want to admire and lionise idiots who are injured or killed in the armed forces then go ahead. The way those nasty rag heads were carrying on you'd almost be forgiven for worrying that someone would get hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was wondering how long it would take to get our very own veteran of the catering corps to comment. They whine non stop, hence the families of killed soldiers during Iraq kicking up a stink because their darling relative, who was undoubtedly too thick to do anything else in life, got their stupid fucking head blown off. If you want to admire and lionise idiots who are injured or killed in the armed forces then go ahead. The way those nasty rag heads were carrying on you'd almost be forgiven for worrying that someone would get hurt. I once worked with a guy who 'served' in the RAF as a cook. He was unbelievably stupid. Just to highlight how special the thick the cannon-fodder cunts are, he once failed to locate his loudly-ringing mobile phone on his desk, because it was face down. I think it would've been better if he'd died in a potato peeling accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I once worked with a guy who 'served' in the RAF as a cook. He was unbelievably stupid. Just to highlight how special the thick the cannon-fodder cunts are, he once failed to locate his loudly-ringing mobile phone on his desk, because it was face down. I think it would've been better if he'd died in a potato peeling accident. There are of course exceptions. The officer classes and the more technically gifted recruits of the RAF and Navy are perfectly acceptable to have as dinner guests. But the low level grunts and short order cooks like Manky are quite frankly asking for an IED to horrendously maim their genitals so that they are incapable of any future breeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I once worked with a guy who 'served' in the RAF as a cook. He was unbelievably stupid. Just to highlight how special the thick the cannon-fodder cunts are, he once failed to locate his loudly-ringing mobile phone on his desk, because it was face down. I think it would've been better if he'd died in a potato peeling accident. You may mock, but the cunt will get subsidised entry to Seaworld Orlando for life. Those careers officers knew exactly what they were playing at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: There are of course exceptions. The officer classes and the more technically gifted recruits of the RAF and Navy are perfectly acceptable to have as dinner guests. But the low level grunts and short order cooks like Manky are quite frankly asking for an IED to horrendously maim their genitals so that they are incapable of any future breeding. I imagine Manky the sort who sits in his well-worn armchair, can of Special Brew in gnarled hand, watching Das Boot and shouting at the TV about how he would have won the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 The UK invictus cycling athlete has tested positive for using performance enhancers.Stabilisers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You may mock, but the cunt will get subsidised entry to Seaworld Orlando for life. Those careers officers knew exactly what they were playing at. Shamu is a has-been. Blackfish is a good watch by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Shamu is a has-been. Blackfish is a good watch by the way. I see withers has flounced off in a poncy big huff, due to him being so shamed and being as guilty as fuck. Not quite a full on meltdown, but second to it. That will be the last we see of him, unless his barefaced cheek knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 10 hours ago, Eddie said: I'm looking forward to the wheelchair rugby, I just hope no one gets seriously injured. How do they get over the hurdles in those chairs....must watch and find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 9 hours ago, Bubbles said: I imagine Manky the sort who sits in his well-worn armchair, can of Special Brew in gnarled hand, watching Das Boot and shouting at the TV about how he would have won the war. This is exactly how I imagine Manky too. So fat that he has to waddle to Iceland, but still wearing the beret and epaulets he was given when discharged 20 years ago from the 1st Battalion of Pot Washers serving in the South Korean DMZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Actually Manky that's deeply unfair on the military. There is no way they would ever deploy you abroad. Did you wash the pots at Aldershot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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