Neil Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Carla Lane now,surely scousers cant have any fucking tears left can they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Penny's sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 You dancing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, neil298 said: Carla Lane now,surely scousers cant have any fucking tears left can they? I'm glad she's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Professional scousers. Nothing worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 A useless scouse cunt making a living out of writing about useless scouse scrounging cunts. No fucking talent at all, that's just reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Didn't like Butterflies, barely remember the Liver Birds, hated Bread. What else did she write? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't like Butterflies, barely remember the Liver Birds, hated Bread. What else did she write? "Fug Cunt: An Introspective" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fuckmewhatacunt Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Liverpool must be fuming the league is over, this would have definitely bagged a minutes fucking silence. I assume there will be a street parade of sorts. Klopp must be wondering what the got himself into up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Liverpool has one sight unmatched anywhere else in the world. That of Lime Street Station as it gets smaller from the train back to civilisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't like Butterflies, barely remember the Liver Birds, hated Bread. What else did she write? It's been a mystery to me how the meeja have always creamed themselves over said shite for years , yet constantly slammed On the Buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: It's been a mystery to me how the meeja have always creamed themselves over said shite for years , yet constantly slammed On the Buses. What, a sitcom about 2 sex starved ugly blokes chasing anything in a skirt and takes the piss out of a fat woman in specs with the clippies all big chested, wearing short skirts and giggling like besotted school girls as said ugly blokes put their hands up their skirts? Cutting edge. "Errrrrrrrr Butler errrrrrrrr git that bus aaaht errrrrrrrrr you made my day you 'ave errrrrrrrrr my gawd errrrrrrrrr Butler errrrrrrrrrrrr!". That's my other Blakey impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Boring shit glorifying dole scroungers and Scouse slags. At least we won't be subjected to any more her repetitive humourless bollocks. Good fucking riddance I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, a sitcom about 2 sex starved ugly blokes chasing anything in a skirt and takes the piss out of a fat woman in specs with the clippies all big chested, wearing short skirts and giggling like besotted school girls as said ugly blokes put their hands up their skirts? Cutting edge. "Errrrrrrrr Butler errrrrrrrr git that bus aaaht errrrrrrrrr you made my day you 'ave errrrrrrrrr my gawd errrrrrrrrr Butler errrrrrrrrrrrr!". That's my other Blakey impression. You forgot "errrrrrrrrrrr I 'ate you Butler, It's a diabolical liberty, that's what it is!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 The best thing that could have happened to the old Bread VT was to be sliced up on the cutting room floor. (Mike, help me out with a punchline to finish this off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 49 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The best thing that could have happened to the old Bread VT was to be sliced up on the cutting room floor. (Mike, help me out with a punchline to finish this off) That was a dire attempt at humour, about as funny as having a rusty razor blade lodged under your foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 53 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: That was a dire attempt at humour, about as funny as having a rusty razor blade lodged under your foreskin. Oy vey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: That was a dire attempt at humour, about as funny as having a rusty razor blade lodged under your foreskin. Irony is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Irony is for irons. Got any more of those illuminating and pithy aphorisms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You dancing? You asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: You forgot "errrrrrrrrrrr I 'ate you Butler, It's a diabolical liberty, that's what it is!!!" No gong. That's my other Blakey impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The best thing that could have happened to the old Bread VT was to be sliced up on the cutting room floor. (Mike, help me out with a punchline to finish this off) It browned people off. But you have to use your loaf and watch something else. it made Carla Lane a lot of dough as it was a good way to earn a crust. I'll get my brolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It browned people off. But you have to use your loaf and watch something else. it made Carla Lane a lot of dough as it was a good way to earn a crust. I'll get my brolly. you half baked cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Bread was shit, even as a kid I thought it shit. Not old enough for any of her other stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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