Guest Harry Ballsack Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 It's way past the watershed hour, her indoors has gone to bed god bless her, I'm king of the remote for once and now the discovery channel is on! for a change! Naked and afraid is currently on for my viewing pleasure, lad in hand at the ready, and what seems to be a cracking blonde milf with all the right junk in all the right places, alarmingly all is not what it seems...! I'm not the lucky fucking viewer! the fat naked bastard with the net hammock in his bag standing infront her is! Salivating at all her sexy nakedness without all the censorship/blurriness anti wank that I have to put up with... I feel like a spare prick at a wedding watching this shite! Who's cunt idea was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 19 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said: It's way past the watershed hour, her indoors has gone to bed god bless her, I'm king of the remote for once and now the discovery channel is on! for a change! Naked and afraid is currently on for my viewing pleasure, lad in hand ready and what seems to be a cracking blonde milf with all the right junk in all the right places, alarmingly all is not what it seems...! I'm not the lucky fucking viewer! the fat naked bastard with the net hammock in his bag standing infront her is! Salivating at all her sexy nakedness without all the blurriness that I have to put up with... I feel like a spare prick at a wedding watching this shite! Who's cunt idea was this? Harry, good lad, please tell me you're taking the piss! The first episode of that programme showed promise as these reality based cunt fests go, but it quickly degenerated into typical watery fucking shite! Find something porn like, and leave the Discover cuntery behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Ballsack Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Harry, good lad, please tell me you're taking the piss! The first episode of that programme showed promise as these reality based cunt fests go, but it quickly degenerated into typical watery fucking shite! Find something porn like, and leave the Discover cuntery behind. It just goes to show how often I am king of the remote, naked and affraid is falsely advertised and I was waiting with promising hand vigour at the ready that the blonde milf in question was going to reveal all! I have been quite frankly fucked over! Ofcom is having it tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said: It just goes to show how often I am king of the remote, naked and affraid is falsely advertised and I was waiting with promising hand vigour at tge ready that the blonde milf in question was going to reveal all! I have been quite frankly fucked over! Ofcom is having it tomorrow! Every hetero bloke with a tele on this luxurious flying rock has been deceived and fucked over by the most vile hoax ever perpetrated by broadcasters. The entire industry should pay the price with the most dire of consequences, spastics with stanley knives and rock salt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Ballsack Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Every hetero bloke with a tele on this luxurious flying rock has been deceived and fucked over by the most vile hoax ever perpetrated by broadcasters. The entire industry should pay the price with the most dire of consequences, spastics with stanley knives and rock salt. I agree, wholeheartedly! Thu bastard broadcasters wank blocked me with misleading titles and censorship shite, Unforgivable! I am fucking livid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said: It just goes to show how often I am king of the remote, naked and affraid is falsely advertised and I was waiting with promising hand vigour at the ready that the blonde milf in question was going to reveal all! I have been quite frankly fucked over! Ofcom is having it tomorrow! What kind of freak in this day and age relies on shite on telly to get his freaky wank-kicks? You could be hooked up to your VR headset with servo suit like anyone normal, experiencing fucking a big blue chicken in 4K. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Ballsack Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What kind of freak in this day and age relies on shite on telly to get his freaky wank-kicks? You could be hooked up to your VR headset with servo suit like anyone normal, experiencing fucking a big blue chicken in 4K. Faggot. You clearly don't understand, she was well worth resuscitating the old chap from retirement with vigorous hand movement. I'm devastated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Harry Ballsack said: You clearly don't understand, she was well worth resuscitating the old chap from retirement with vigorous hand movement. I'm devastated Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said: You clearly don't understand, she was well worth resuscitating the old chap from retirement with vigorous hand movement. I'm devastated I bet you wiped spunk all down the side of your sofa, being the place it would go most unnoticed, due to your sofa being absolutely caked in stale spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 41 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said: It just goes to show how often I am king of the remote, naked and affraid is falsely advertised and I was waiting with promising hand vigour at the ready that the blonde milf in question was going to reveal all! I have been quite frankly fucked over! Ofcom is having it tomorrow! Don't trust that Discovery Channel.... I had a sack full of santas little helpers and thought watching "Hardcore Pawn" would help them on their way. Found myself smashing one out to a sweaty fat goaty bearded bloke selling his marvel comic book collection to some heavily tattooed cunt in Las Vegas. Had nut rush when some black cunt brought in Jimmy Hendricks guitar. Wipes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What kind of freak in this day and age relies on shite on telly to get his freaky wank-kicks? You could be hooked up to your VR headset with servo suit like anyone normal, experiencing fucking a big blue chicken in 4K. Faggot. that's right,like any errr normal cunt who likes big blue chickens .... eh. Have you joined Withers in his poultry sex aberrations you fucking brain addled halfwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 57 minutes ago, Eddie said: I thought this nom would be about the little boy in cockfingers cellar... Eddie..... Leave my sommelier out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 32 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that's right,like any errr normal cunt who likes big blue chickens .... eh. Have you joined Withers in his poultry sex aberrations you fucking brain addled halfwit It's only virtual reality , grandad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's only virtual reality , grandad. do something with your life young man......wasted and wankered is no way to go though life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Harry Ballsack said: It just goes to show how often I am king of the remote, naked and afraid is falsely advertised and I was waiting with promising hand vigour at the ready... As is traditional at such times, here is a picture of Keith Chegwin's tiny todger. Be careful what you wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Harry Ballsack said: I agree, wholeheartedly! Thu bastard broadcasters wank blocked me with misleading titles and censorship shite, Unforgivable! I am fucking livid! You're a depraved pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a depraved pleb. Come now Punkers, you're a hetero type bloke, presumably. Are you saying the idea of two naked cunts in some foreign cess pit country trying to survive on snakes and small lizards while not stabbing each other with pointy sticks in the cover of darkness never challenged your curiosity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a depraved pleb. The king of insults pulls another shard of hatred from his reservoir of pure venom. I can't see how mr ballsack can ever recover from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 15 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Don't trust that Discovery Channel.... I had a sack full of santas little helpers and thought watching "Hardcore Pawn" would help them on their way. Found myself smashing one out to a sweaty fat goaty bearded bloke selling his marvel comic book collection to some heavily tattooed cunt in Las Vegas. Had nut rush when some black cunt brought in Jimmy Hendricks guitar. Wipes! Fuck me, I watched that Hendrix Strat episode too. The scruffy bastard wanted $600k for it, but had restrung it. If the half-witted cunt had kept the originals on, with Hendrix's DNA all over them, he'd have got $50k more. Imbeciles like that deserve to spend their lives selling their arse for their next Happy Meal. Justin Timberlake is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: The king of insults pulls another shard of hatred from his reservoir of pure venom. I can't see how mr ballsack can ever recover from that. A real cunts cunt is our Pinkape.......Take that Ballsack you bounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 I am never afraid when I'm naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: do something with your life young man......wasted and wankered is no way to go though life. Unduly harsh. I do ok. One needs to get bollocksed a couple of times a week, or its no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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