Guest N/A Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Watching TV these days is like opening your living room door to the worlds fucking weirdos, shit stabbing, gay in your face, disturbed cunts. Whatever happened to watching a finely scripted series of programmes filmed on location or in a studio with excellent actors. Instead today we switch on to find some deranged homosexual, fetish, arse bandits, parading around their houses. Then going off to "competitions" we're thousands (fucking thousands) attend. To watch and vote for which cunt in a dog suit is the biggest prick. The highlight of the show being two ring bashers dressed as dogs openly fucking each other up the bakerloo line on stage, like a pair of rutting mongrels. Tom a first class cunt spent four grand on his rubber outfit and was most upset when he only came third and was out cunted by two fucking benders in dog collars with rubber tails stuck in their shit holes. What ever happened to watching The Good Life on a week night.....now Felicity Kendal had a shit box worth looking at ! I am actually more dismayed that NONE of you fucking liberal, arse fucking, queer cunts spotted this appalling cuntdom of shit, to nominate it on here. In the short time I have been on here standards have dropped, cunts used to be called cunts with swift and immediate affect. However, I bet if Jimmy was still on the telly performing a Saturday night special with Noel Edmunds, Enoc Powell and David Icke, were they all dressed as golly wogs and sang songs about leaving the gas on at Mrs Goldsteins house. You lot would not nom any of them if they all pranced about in a homo provocative in your face way. As the BBC have brought all you 90s children up on a diet of spunk swallowers saying it's good for you !!! this programme took the biscuit. A doggy biscuit. Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Watching TV these days is like opening your living room door to the worlds fucking weirdos, shit stabbing, gay in your face, disturbed cunts. Whatever happened to watching a finely scripted series of programmes filmed on location or studio with excellent actors. Instead today we switch on to find some deranged homosexual, fetish, arse bandits, parading around their houses. Then going of to "competitions" we're thousands (fucking thousands) attend. To watch and vote for which cunt in a dog suit is the biggest prick. The highlight of the show being two ring bashers dressed as dogs openly fucking each other up the bakerloo line on stage, like a pair of rutting mongrels. Tom a first class cunt spent four grand on his rubber outfit and was most upset when he only came third and was out cunted by two fucking benders in dog collars with rubber tails stuck in their shit holes. What ever happened to watching The Good Life on a week night.....now Felicity Kendal had a shit box worth looking at ! I am actually more dismayed that NONE of you fucking liberal, arse fucking, queer cunts spotted this appalling cuntdom of shit, to nominate it on here. In the short time I have been on here standards have dropped, cunts used to be called cunts with swift and immediate affect. However, I bet if Jimmy was still on the telly performing a Saturday night special with Noel Edmunds, Enoc Powell and David Icke, were they all dressed as golly wogs and sang songs about leaving the gas on at Mrs Goldsteins house. You lot would not nom any of them if they all pranced about in a homo provocative in your face way. As the BBC have brought all you 90s children up on a diet of spunk swallowers saying it's good for you !!! this programme took the biscuit. A doggy biscuit. Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. You long winded drivellard, fuck knows what you are on about but I'll review this in the morning, and probably cunt you then, for this is like trying to start to read the Koran pissed at 5am. Impossible . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You long winded drivellard, fuck knows what you are on about but I'll review this in the morning, and probably cunt you then, for this is like trying to start to read the Koran pissed at 5am. Impossible . For once I fucking like what you said. Stay a cunt Quincy we are a dying breed. That Bubbles and Decimus have swallowed that much Activia they can't be trusted to be a cunt to anyone gay anymore. So that's three quarters of the fags on here. Bill, the Rev and even Frank are still proper cunts in my book along with yourself......now fuck off you cunt and catch up with these Human Pups.....utter fucking legendary cunts they are ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 56 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: For once I fucking like what you said. Stay a cunt Quincy we are a dying breed. That Bubbles and Decimus have swallowed that much Activia they can't be trusted to be a cunt to anyone gay anymore. So that's three quarters of the fags on here. Bill, the Rev and even Frank are still proper cunts in my book along with yourself......now fuck off you cunt and catch up with these Human Pups.....utter fucking legendary cunts they are ! Fuck, they should have swallowed potassium cyanide! Ape as well, the bestial fucking dullards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Mc you do live up to your name, a brief read of the synopsis was enough to put me off watching, you however, despite your empty protests of disgust actually watched the entire show, no doubt dressed as a dog with your 'best mate' sniffing your arse. I bet you also hate watching your entire collection of gay porn, over and over and over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Watching TV these days is like opening your living room door to the worlds fucking weirdos, shit stabbing, gay in your face, disturbed cunts. Whatever happened to watching a finely scripted series of programmes filmed on location or in a studio with excellent actors. Instead today we switch on to find some deranged homosexual, fetish, arse bandits, parading around their houses. Then going off to "competitions" we're thousands (fucking thousands) attend. To watch and vote for which cunt in a dog suit is the biggest prick. The highlight of the show being two ring bashers dressed as dogs openly fucking each other up the bakerloo line on stage, like a pair of rutting mongrels. Tom a first class cunt spent four grand on his rubber outfit and was most upset when he only came third and was out cunted by two fucking benders in dog collars with rubber tails stuck in their shit holes. What ever happened to watching The Good Life on a week night.....now Felicity Kendal had a shit box worth looking at ! I am actually more dismayed that NONE of you fucking liberal, arse fucking, queer cunts spotted this appalling cuntdom of shit, to nominate it on here. In the short time I have been on here standards have dropped, cunts used to be called cunts with swift and immediate affect. However, I bet if Jimmy was still on the telly performing a Saturday night special with Noel Edmunds, Enoc Powell and David Icke, were they all dressed as golly wogs and sang songs about leaving the gas on at Mrs Goldsteins house. You lot would not nom any of them if they all pranced about in a homo provocative in your face way. As the BBC have brought all you 90s children up on a diet of spunk swallowers saying it's good for you !!! this programme took the biscuit. A doggy biscuit. Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. I have no fucking Idea what you are on about MC........something about Enoch Powell and gollywogs before I gave up. Is it on Freeview? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 The horrible thing is that these cunts are well represented in my neck of the woods. In my alter-ego as The Avenging Dog Warden of Death, I would like to stick their heads in doggy shit bags, tie them tightly at the neck and terminally worm the cunts with a big fuck off 12 bore. I have seen a spoiler for next week's episode so, MC, you might want to stop reading here, Bill Stickers wins gold in the gay chihuahua class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. I might pop into HR this morning and tell them that I now identify as a labradoodle and demand to be allowed to shag visitors' legs and shit wherever I like. As a pedigree cross, I imagine I'll be due a pay rise and an additional biscuit allowance. There should also be some serious compo for the indignity of being referred to as a “human” resource. Stop oppressing me, you human cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Watching TV these days is like opening your living room door to the worlds fucking weirdos, shit stabbing, gay in your face, disturbed cunts. Whatever happened to watching a finely scripted series of programmes filmed on location or in a studio with excellent actors. Instead today we switch on to find some deranged homosexual, fetish, arse bandits, parading around their houses. Then going off to "competitions" we're thousands (fucking thousands) attend. To watch and vote for which cunt in a dog suit is the biggest prick. The highlight of the show being two ring bashers dressed as dogs openly fucking each other up the bakerloo line on stage, like a pair of rutting mongrels. Tom a first class cunt spent four grand on his rubber outfit and was most upset when he only came third and was out cunted by two fucking benders in dog collars with rubber tails stuck in their shit holes. What ever happened to watching The Good Life on a week night.....now Felicity Kendal had a shit box worth looking at ! I am actually more dismayed that NONE of you fucking liberal, arse fucking, queer cunts spotted this appalling cuntdom of shit, to nominate it on here. In the short time I have been on here standards have dropped, cunts used to be called cunts with swift and immediate affect. However, I bet if Jimmy was still on the telly performing a Saturday night special with Noel Edmunds, Enoc Powell and David Icke, were they all dressed as golly wogs and sang songs about leaving the gas on at Mrs Goldsteins house. You lot would not nom any of them if they all pranced about in a homo provocative in your face way. As the BBC have brought all you 90s children up on a diet of spunk swallowers saying it's good for you !!! this programme took the biscuit. A doggy biscuit. Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. Another stream of unconsciousness from our budding literary genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I might pop into HR this morning and tell them that I now identify as a labradoodle and demand to be allowed to shag visitors' legs and shit wherever I like. As a pedigree cross, I imagine I'll be due a pay rise and an additional biscuit allowance. There should also be some serious compo for the indignity of being referred to as a “human” resource. Stop oppressing me, you human cunts! Is that woman sitting on the sofa being held hostage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: I can't believe millions of cunts watched that shit Howard's Way back in the 80's. How do you watch telly howards way? Dressed up as a fucking Jack Russell with your knob in a bowl of Pedigree Chum or what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 35 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: I have not seen this shit, but it would get my size 10's put through the fucking screen. I agree the standards of television programmes has gone down the shitter, simply because back in the 1970's there were 3 channels, now with more "choice" there has to be plenty of detritus to fill the channels up. Saying that, I can't believe millions of cunts watched that shit Howard's Way back in the 80's. I used to knob a bird in Hamble, where that Howards Way shite was filmed. Loads of the footage was in the ironically named Jolly Sailor. The pub is ok, but for fucksake don't ask the cunts about it, you'll be there all fucking week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: The horrible thing is that these cunts are well represented in my neck of the woods. What a fucking surprise! Northerners engaged in sexual deviance. At least in my day we fucked real animals, not inbred fuckwits in latex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 57 minutes ago, scotty said: I used to knob a bird in Hamble So these sick motherfuckers dress up as birds as well as dogs? What's the world coming to for the love of buggery? It's getting to the point that sodomising an unconscious homeless bitch is perfectly acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Watching TV these days is like opening your living room door to the worlds fucking weirdos, shit stabbing, gay in your face, disturbed cunts. Whatever happened to watching a finely scripted series of programmes filmed on location or in a studio with excellent actors. Instead today we switch on to find some deranged homosexual, fetish, arse bandits, parading around their houses. Then going off to "competitions" we're thousands (fucking thousands) attend. To watch and vote for which cunt in a dog suit is the biggest prick. The highlight of the show being two ring bashers dressed as dogs openly fucking each other up the bakerloo line on stage, like a pair of rutting mongrels. Tom a first class cunt spent four grand on his rubber outfit and was most upset when he only came third and was out cunted by two fucking benders in dog collars with rubber tails stuck in their shit holes. What ever happened to watching The Good Life on a week night.....now Felicity Kendal had a shit box worth looking at ! I am actually more dismayed that NONE of you fucking liberal, arse fucking, queer cunts spotted this appalling cuntdom of shit, to nominate it on here. In the short time I have been on here standards have dropped, cunts used to be called cunts with swift and immediate affect. However, I bet if Jimmy was still on the telly performing a Saturday night special with Noel Edmunds, Enoc Powell and David Icke, were they all dressed as golly wogs and sang songs about leaving the gas on at Mrs Goldsteins house. You lot would not nom any of them if they all pranced about in a homo provocative in your face way. As the BBC have brought all you 90s children up on a diet of spunk swallowers saying it's good for you !!! this programme took the biscuit. A doggy biscuit. Now all bow your heads in shame and go to your baskets. Couldn't have been that bad you Cunt, looks like you watched whatever shite you were watching from start to finish, probably with a chubby and a box of tissues by your side, now do everyone a favour and hang yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Axe Wound said: So these sick motherfuckers dress up as birds as well as dogs? What's the world coming to for the love of buggery? It's getting to the point that sodomising an unconscious homeless bitch is perfectly acceptable. Isn't it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest N/A Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 On 1 June 2016 at 6:44 AM, Eddie said: Mc you do live up to your name, a brief read of the synopsis was enough to put me off watching, you however, despite your empty protests of disgust actually watched the entire show, no doubt dressed as a dog with your 'best mate' sniffing your arse. I bet you also hate watching your entire collection of gay porn, over and over and over... Actually I caught a few clips of this human pub thing on goggle box, but I don't know what's worse. Owning up to watching goggle box, or watching gay porn. You've got me on this one Eddie.......I do enjoy my butt fuck niche product videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 15 hours ago, luke swarm said: I have no fucking Idea what you are on about MC........something about Enoch Powell and gollywogs before I gave up. Is it on Freeview? School bully....fucking pull yourself together. These fucking Human Pups have been splashed all over the press this week. Now stop being a soppy cunt and empty you cunt sack on this dog shit of society...for fucks sake be a cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 9 hours ago, Fatty said: Couldn't have been that bad you Cunt, looks like you watched whatever shite you were watching from start to finish, probably with a chubby and a box of tissues by your side, now do everyone a favour and hang yourself Clearly you support this behaviour fat cunt. Are you a fucking Great Dane at weekends.... Or two Great Danes looking at the fucking size of you you fat fuck. Too much elephants leg with chilly sauce on a Friday night for you is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: blah blah fucking blah.. 2 things, I grew up on a TV diet of Jim'll Fix it and DLT on Top of the Pops I read the guide saying cunts dressing up as dogs, and went to the pub instead. 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Glad I went to the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Owning up to watching goggle box, or watching gay poor. You've got me on this one Eddie.......I do enjoy my butt fuck niche product videos. Watching gay poor eh, benefits scrounging butt pirates in Jaywick no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Cuntemental Mong, you fucking shit-tard half wit moron. You actually watched this shit, I actually saw this advertised and thought to myself, what sort of mong-o-loid retard would watch this? Thanks, for providing the answer. Now go and ride the bakerloo line with a rucksack full of electric flex and an old mechanical alarm clock, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Actually I caught a few clips of this human pub thing on goggle box, but I don't know what's worse. Owning up to watching goggle box, or watching gay poor. You've got me on this one Eddie.......I do enjoy my butt fuck niche product videos. What's gay poor, you fucking soppy cunt, or were you typing with a mouth full on cock?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: What'oor, you fucking soppy cyupoofor were you typing with a cocks full on cock?? You wouldn't be so fat if you didn't think about getting things in your mouth all the time. And you wouldn't be a raving fucking poof if you didn't talk about cocks all the time either. You chunky, chutney ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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