applescruff14 Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I couldn't help myself, Ding. Scruffo doesn't make a daily appearance, and I'm attempting to lure him out of his shell. In time, I'm confident he'll possess enough confidence to approach a marginally attractive street prossie with a tenner and get a back alley standing shag. Would do the lad good, I tell you. I'm not having a very good time of it at the moment with things looking to get a whole lot worse and the problem is there is no way out this time like there was in 2009, 2012 and 2013. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I couldn't help myself, Ding. Scruffo doesn't make a daily appearance, and I'm attempting to lure him out of his shell. In time, I'm confident he'll possess enough confidence to approach a marginally attractive street prossie with a tenner and get a back alley standing shag. Would do the lad good, I tell you. A good old knee-trembler? 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I'm not having a very good time of it at the moment with things looking to get a whole lot worse and the problem is there is no way out this time like there was in 2009, 2012 and 2013. You missed a few years out, like 2008, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015 but the jurys' out on 2016 but I don't think they'll take long to decide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: A good old knee-trembler? You missed a few years out, like 2008, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015 but the jurys' out on 2016 but I don't think they'll take long to decide... They weren't actually too bad, I got through those years without much damage and 2010 was a good year a lot of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: They weren't actually too bad, I got through those years without much damage and 2010 was a good year a lot of the time. Pics or didn't happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: They weren't actually too bad, I got through those years without much damage and 2010 was a good year a lot of the time. Those were the years when the P45's were handed out straight away, no delays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I'm not having a very good time of it at the moment with things looking to get a whole lot worse and the problem is there is no way out this time like there was in 2009, 2012 and 2013. We can only fucking hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: A German missing a penalty, shows miracles can happen. Shut your fat, droning , footy blabbering mouth you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut your fat, droning , footy blabbering mouth you cunt. You need a new line. That one's about as old and wanted as the EU Agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 When England do eventually get knocked out at least we will still have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Those were the years when the P45's were handed out straight away, no delays. All of my jobs have had a nasty habit of fucking up overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Apple,your doing it again. Run away with profB,she'll look after you. Think Romeo and Juliet. Well the last part where they fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Apple,your doing it again. Run away with profB,she'll look after you. Think Romeo and Juliet. Well the last part where they fucking die. Is that where they fall off the balcony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that where they fall off the balcony? Who cares how they die. They die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Who cares how they die. They die. Falling off a high balcony makes a better youtube video than poisoning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Who cares how they die. They die. Falling off a high balcony makes a better youtube video than poisoning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Falling off a high balcony makes a better youtube video than poisoning... Why don't you get filmed downing a gallon of bleach and throw yourself off @Drew P Pissflaps roof to test the theory? The fall won't likely kill you, so hopefully the film will fade to black as your stupid body is writhing in agony as it dissolves from the inside. I guarantee you will top the leaderboard and make franks' videos look like a GCSE media studies project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Even if England get through this, won't beat France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Shit team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 Shows how shit England are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Shows how gland are.fuckingshitty How the fuck did we win the ashes. Or is that actually the consolation prize, a fucking egg cup full of shitty cinders. Cricket is for poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How the fuck did we win the ashes. Or is that actually the consolation prize, a fucking egg cup full of shitty cinders. Cricket is for poofs. Losing to Iceland in the football, wrong team and wrong manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: All of my jobs have had a nasty habit of fucking up overnight. Maybe you should kick them out after you give them a blowie, then you won't have to deal with the awkward 'morning after' situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stella Arsehole Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 On 6/2/2016 at 8:20 PM, Ollyboro said: Why's the fucking pitch tartan tonight? Is it a dig at the useless Scotch cunts? The only fuckers from Britain and Ireland to not qualify. It's actually a net pattern to remind the cod stealing cunts what this game is really about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that where they fall off the balcony? They both drink bleach, and die twitching. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 47 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Losing to Iceland in the football, wrong team and wrong manager. Good. Fucking tighten you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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