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Guest DingTheRioja
23 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Roy Hodgson is a cunt.

Gary Lineker is a smug twat.

Roy Hodgson is a cunt.

Gary Lineker is a smug correct twat.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
5 hours ago, Manky said:

I am going to live to celebrate England winning the World Cup. Three times in a row.

Wildly optimistic. I had it on good report that you intended to snuff yourself tonight. Don't tell me you've bottled it?

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Guest Wizardsleeve
13 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

All of my jobs have had a nasty habit of fucking up overnight.

That wouldn't have anything to do with you calling your boss a cunt, would it?  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, scotty said:

Probably more to do with the raw material he offers his boss.

Could be anything, Scotty.  Poor Scruff doesn't even have any tales of pulling from the secretary pool.  Or, he does pull from there, and the boss pulls rank and told him to fuck off from his domain.  You just don't know anymore. 

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Guest Snatch
8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

That wouldn't have anything to do with you calling your boss a cunt, would it?  

I think you'll find his boss called him a cunt.

Pretty much like everyone else does.

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Guest Stella Arsehole

Fuck me your the cutting edge humor. Your boundary pushing quotes thrown today are "cretin, pleb, twat and peasant" why do you cunts even bother. Now fuck and up your game you 70's.cunt.

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Cretin.

 

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8 minutes ago, Stella Arsehole said:

Fuck me your the cutting edge humor. Your boundary pushing quotes thrown today are "cretin, pleb, twat and peasant" why do you cunts even bother. Now fuck and up your game you 70's.cunt.

 

Are you ill, or just terminally stupid? 

Fuck off. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
23 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

No, just my luck runs out like it always does, that's if I have any at all.

Scruffo, mate...you should consider investing in the teachings of the Swami Bahaah. Positive thought and confidence building for a brighter future and bevvies of fit birds taking you whenever you wish. 

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1 hour ago, Stella Arsehole said:

Fuck me your the cutting edge humor. Your boundary pushing quotes thrown today are "cretin, pleb, twat and peasant" why do you cunts even bother. 

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir. 

1 hour ago, Stella Arsehole said:

... up your game you 70's.cunt.

1570s.

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Guest Snatch
6 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Poland 1-3 Portugal

Belgium 0-2 Wales

Germany 1-0 Italy

France 3-0 Iceland

Apple a boring cunt 10-10 Apple a tedious cunt.

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