Being such a cunt that I can't add a profile pic using my ipad

[Guest Ambrose]

18 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Yeh, worked it out yet Gypps. Withers to all, but one who calls me Scrotes. Southampton is nice in June

"Scrotes" is that the Southampton outlet of "Gregs" ? Do they do pasties?

[Bubba C]

51 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Bigger cunt if you keep changing your profile pic like my dad used to change the wall paper.  Every fucking month.   Bubbles used to look good with that sweaty face pic of that day time TV cunt.  Very him . 

Brilliant, mongs, truly a cunting masterpiece.  This will be recorded in the CC tomes of time as possibly the best cunting ever administered by anyone with a single digit IQ. 

Idiot. 

[Earl of Punkape]

54 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Brilliant, mongs, truly a cunting masterpiece.  This will be recorded in the CC tomes of time as possibly the best cunting ever administered by anyone with a single digit IQ. 

Idiot. 

You silly maggot.

Why don't you emigrate to Antartica ?

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Bill's a shy academic, and sometimes these quiet clever cunts lack the most basic skills the likes of you and I possess... common sense. To be fair, the site is full of thicko's and if push came to shove, I'd agree that you are most definitely in the top two. 

So me and you then Frank! 

[Earl of Punkape]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So me and you then Frank! 

Are you going to Appleby horse fair soon ?

[Frank]

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So me and you then Frank! 

We'll go in joint second. No one is thicker than snatch. Not now, not ever... never. 

[Guest Fuckmewhatacunt]

After reading all your late night passed up posts, same conclusion.....you're a bunch of cunts.

Some of you lick others arseholes, and have little gangs of cunts 

It's a very SPECIAL place for sure. 

By the way. Anyone know how to upload a pic using an iPad.  Fucking useless cunts, simple question and there's menstrual cycles going off everywhere. 

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Fuckmewhatacunt said:

After reading all your late night passed up posts, same conclusion.....you're a bunch of cunts.

Some of you lick others arseholes, and have little gangs of cunts 

It's a very SPECIAL place for sure. 

By the way. Anyone know how to upload a pic using an iPad.  Fucking useless cunts, simple question and there's menstrual cycles going off everywhere. 

The only picture anyone wants to see uploaded is one of your bleach-induced suicide death certificate, sharpish.

Fuck off. 

[scotty]

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not my time to get menstrual 

Gypps is sounding better and better. So, I can't even get her pregnant? 

[Neil]

What you do is fill a bath,find an extension lead and plug it in (if you have electric in your hovel in yorkshire)then make sure you have a backlight to your profile,plug in the ipad to the mains.....stand in tin bath.....point ipad at ugly fucking fizzog........smile.....drop ipad.......bingo!...... everyone's happy

[Guest nobgobbler]

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Yep. Me and gobbler. I don't think he likes women. He probably keeps his mum's corpse in the attic and does the hoovering in one of her Mary Quant shift dresse's from the 60s.

Stick the boot in Gyps, and I'll kick the shit out of his colostomy bag.

[camberwell gypsy]

10 hours ago, Punkape said:

Are you going to Appleby horse fair soon ?

Yes. Me and my tambourine. I'm dancing.

[Guest Snatch]

16 hours ago, luke swarm said:

if you are married by the way then make sure your wife is helping you by looking over your shoulder and is touching the back of your neck in a supportive gesture......ok now try that and see you in a few minutes, there's a good chap.   

His "wife" probably looks over his shoulder quiet a bit while giving him a reach round.

Anyway,he has an ipad which makes an even bigger cunt.

[Guest Manky]

13 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Anyway,he has an ipad which makes an even bigger cunt.

They are cheaper than having 'cunt' tattoed on every inch of your skin. Serves the same purpose though.

[Guest luke swarm]

Just now, Brucey said:

In future, please limit your literary endeavours to smearing your own shit on the walls of your autisism friendly sensory play room.

what the fuck is wrong with you cunts.....get an avatar......preferably one of Joey Deacon 

[Guest luke swarm]

24 minutes ago, Brucey said:

There we go, I like this one.

hang on a minute....that looks familiar....are you Manila?

[Guest Manky]

16 minutes ago, Brucey said:

There we go, I like this one.

You will be the only cunt on here that does. Swarm is evil personified for behind that friendly and welcoming  visage lies a mind so twisted and malevolent that Pol Pot gave up half way through a case study of him.

Cunt him at your own risk. Tonight I move to a secret address for I fear I have told you too much you thick cunt.

[Guest Harry Ballsack]

Go to the fucking app store and download Chrome or Firefox.

 

Lazy cunt!

Die

[Bubba C]

14 minutes ago, Harry Ballsack said:

Go to the fucking app store and download Chrome or Firefox.

 

Lazy cunt!

Die

Go to the fucking DIY store and download a nail gun into your throat you exclamation mark loving cunt. 

Fuck off. 

[Guest Manky]

38 minutes ago, Brucey said:

Excuse me, but you seem familiar...

Crimewatch

[Guest Manky]

7 minutes ago, Brucey said:

Nigerian?

 

Fuck off.

[Guest Harry Ballsack]

44 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Go to the fucking DIY store and download a nail gun into your throat you exclamation mark loving cunt. 

Fuck off. 

Lick me out you filthy tranny. 

[Guest luke swarm]

1 hour ago, Harry Ballsack said:

Go to the fucking app store and download Chrome or Firefox.

 

Lazy cunt!

Die

good work Ballsack......just one tiny bit of criticism..........try to be a lot more original and quite a lot less shit...other than that, an acceptable rebuttal. 

IT  by the way is Ricks bag.

[Guest Fuckmewhatacunt]

2 hours ago, Harry Ballsack said:

Go to the fucking app store and download Chrome or Firefox.

 

Lazy cunt!

Die

What a fucking bellend. That's proper cunt!

[Guest Fuckmewhatacunt]

25 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

good work Ballsack......just one tiny bit of criticism..........try to be a lot more original and quite a lot less shit...other than that, an acceptable rebuttal. 

IT  by the way is Ricks bag.

An acceptable rebuttal? .....cunt posts, another cunts endorses what the first cunt said, and yet first cunt was wrong......by a fucking cunt of a mile!!

first cunt was an epic cunt, the second one is lost. 

This place really is full of fucking idiots, you really are all stupid fucking idiots. 

Im not going to rest my case, it's far more fun taking the piss out of each and every one of you!