Guest Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Ideal christmas song for him here .... A mile fae Pentcaitland, on the road tae the sea, Stands a yew tree a thousand years auld, The auld people swear by the gray o their hair That it knows what the future will hold, For the shadows of Scotland stand round it, 'midst the kail an the corn an the kye - Aa the hopes an the fears of a thousand long years, Under the Lothian sky. Is the tree in Tranent? I only know this because I once knew (in the biblical sense*) a girl from Tranent (and I know why they're known colloquially as "belters"!). Takes me back to my misspent youth...Castlesound studios in Pencaitland, etc. *Sorry, forgot which forum I was on. Meant to say that I was shagging her in every fucking orifice. Oh, and Cliff is definitely a cunt...if only for the reason he was on TV saying he didn't approve of the commercialisation of Christmas. Next week the cunt released Mistletoe and Fucking Whine! And yes, still working on finding an avatar. As if any cunt gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Will be the least of my problems this Christmas but at least we will still have the Ashes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Will be the least of my problems this Christmas but at least we will still have the Ashes. Oh fucking hell..... OFF TOPIC!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Will be the least of my problems this Christmas but at least we will still have the Ashes. Hows the love life Apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Hows the love life Apple? You had to ask didn't you. You just had to fucking ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: You had to ask didn't you. You just had to fucking ask. If i remember, wasn't Apple riding the hobby horse with someone last time i was on here..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Hows the love life Apple? There is none, comparing any woman to the woman I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: There is none, comparing any woman to the woman I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Which one do you want though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: There is none, comparing any woman to the woman I want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. We do need more information on this Apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 17 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: If i remember, wasn't Apple riding the hobby horse with someone last time i was on here..? The answer follows your post 7's 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: We do need more information on this Apple Will you stop fucking asking. You'll only start him off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: The answer follows your post 7's Will you stop fucking asking. You'll only start him off again. Oh yeah, the woman that he can't have..i must remember these things.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 38 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Oh yeah, the woman that he can't have..i must remember these things.. Still at least he has the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Which one do you want though? The Rembrandt one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Still at least he has the ashes. I'm not sure that he believes that either.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 10 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I'm not sure that he believes that either.. I sure do, highlight of 2015. Apparently had we won the test series against Pakistan we would have held every trophy between us and each test playing nation. I don't believe Pakistan are the best test team in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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