Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: The hard tops are too expensive, a shifty lh drive is around 70k plus. The car that made Enzo Ferrari cry because he'd never build anything prettier. And the lightweight V12 shit the life out of the yanks on the Shelby team at Le Mans. Fucking motoring legend and the first thing I'd buy if the lottery came up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The car that made Enzo Ferrari cry because he'd never build anything prettier. And the lightweight V12 shit the life out of the yanks on the Shelby team at Le Mans. Fucking motoring legend and the first thing I'd buy if the lottery came up. Enzo did comment that it is the best looking car ever built. Many have a metallic paint, just won't do, must have original paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Can do, I might have fattys Aston in 1 pic with a fake line of coke on the dash and then maybe a video of the e type reving up for the exhaust note. I'm open to suggestions. Make sure there are some expensive looking watches on view, as well as some random photos of your property portfolio. You could have the S class slightly off camera too, just to hammer your affluence home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Make sure there are some expensive looking watches on view, as well as some random photos of your property portfolio. You could have the S class slightly off camera too, just to hammer your affluence home. Nice, like it. Unfortunately the house in Dorset with the pool had to go. I think I updated the corner on this sale last year. No property portfolio ape I'm afraid. Still I value your interest in my affairs, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Make sure there are some expensive looking watches on view, as well as some random photos of your property portfolio. You could have the S class slightly off camera too, just to hammer your affluence home. I'm thinking a rolex draped around the 3 pointed star of the S class looking down the bonnet at fatty's Aston. What do you think?, dont want the shot to look too flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm thinking a rolex draped around the 3 pointed star of the S class looking down the bonnet at fatty's Aston. What do you think?, dont want the shot to look too flash. Just keep Fatty out of it. That will certainly lower the tone, the big-eared cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Just keep Fatty out of it. That will certainly lower the tone, the big-eared cunt. Understood but I think fatty will be all over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 What the fuck is this thread about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: What the fuck is this thread about? Has the alcohol ebbed away enough for reality to bleed in with frightening clarity? And do you have any strange yellow patches on your lawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Once, then? Twice. Without journeys like that bill and a few others wouldn't have anything to stuff up their noses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, Admiral Noakes said: Twice. Without journeys like that bill and a few others wouldn't have anything to stuff up their noses. Can you imagine Rick and Bill sitting in Bills very own front room, taking line after line, talking shit all night. No me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Can you imagine Rick and Bill sitting in Bills very own front room, taking line after line, talking shit all night. No me neither. Standard of the gear these days means plenty of baby laxatives in it, bloody Albanians, it was so much better when the Angels ran it. So there would be shite everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Stubby in his new motor. It's a convertible but alas not a V12. It could possibly be a 12v though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: Just keep Fatty out of it. That will certainly lower the tone, the big-eared cunt. Fuck off Ape you soppy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: What the fuck is this thread about? Us cunts with loads of money and fast cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Us cunts with loads of money and fast cars Typically, cunts with loads of money and fast cars turn out to be Gay. I don't know about anybody else but the biggest use of money in my life is the wife, closely followed by the kids. You fat gay cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 47 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Typically, cunts with loads of money and fast cars turn out to be Gay. I don't know about anybody else but the biggest use of money in my life is the wife, closely followed by the kids. You fat gay cunt. Who rattled your flaps? Flaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Ape said: Make sure there are some expensive looking watches on view, as well as some random photos of your property portfolio. You could have the S class slightly off camera too, just to hammer your affluence home. http://thumbsnap.com/Zm2N4vSI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: http://thumbsnap.com/Zm2N4vSI The finger is for you Ape, dickhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eddie said: http://thumbsnap.com/Zm2N4vSI Careful Eddie, we have been at this juncture before. I see a merc, an aston, a helicopter, a rude gesture and (with a bit of manipulation of the reflection from the rear windscreen) a boat......not the fucking faux type that sinks either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 On 04/07/2016 at 10:02 PM, Eddie said: With a mate of mine, just pulled into a pub with a mate, see a women with a child in the back seat get surrounded by a gang of scooter hoodies bullin in the car park. Got involved and just took a good hiding but hurt a few, they even brought my phone back. Up the workers. My assumption of you being a keyboard warrior has just been completely thrown out of the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: My assumption of you being a keyboard warrior has just been completely thrown out of the window. wouldn't that have been something if only it was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Beast said: Careful Eddie, we have been at this juncture before. I see a merc, an aston, a helicopter, a rude gesture and (with a bit of manipulation of the reflection from the rear windscreen) a boat......not the fucking faux type that sinks either. What about the rolex on the star!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Beast said: Careful Eddie, we have been at this juncture before. I see a merc, an aston, a helicopter, a rude gesture and (with a bit of manipulation of the reflection from the rear windscreen) a boat......not the fucking faux type that sinks either. it took a bit of doing, running around borrowing cars, nothing is too much for Ape. I just wish others would put the effort in too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Fatty said: What about the rolex on the star!!!! Said it before, me and Eds are stinking rich, but the peasants on here won't have it for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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