Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 No wonder she's never been knocked up, her hubby looks like a Hampstead Heath regular. I'll happily spunk on your eggs come election time to boost your opinion poll ratings you old slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Is it her shoes that do it for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 You know, I always thought she was horny, her and that Jaqui smith, there's something about them that inspires the viagra response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 On 18/07/2016 at 10:57 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: No wonder she's never been knocked up, her hubby looks like a Hampstead Heath regular. I'll happily spunk on your eggs come election time to boost your opinion poll ratings you old slapper. Are you well? Even being of a certain age myself, I wouldn't or most likely, couldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I suppose I'd fuck her. However, of course I have conditions; as long as I get to wipe my cock in Heidi Allen's hair and receive a damn good tea-bagging off Lucy Allan, I'll be more than happy to accommodate. I'm a generous man and giving is in my nature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Rev said: I suppose I'd fuck her. However, of course I have conditions; as long as I get to wipe my cock in Heidi Allen's hair and receive a damn good tea-bagging off Lucy Allan, I'll be more than happy to accommodate. I'm a generous man and giving is in my nature. Careful Rev, lest you give us all diabetes from your saccharine sweet nothings, you hopelessly romantic old fucking dog you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 I suppose if you had in mind her deporting of Abu Qatada, two lolly sticks and some rubber bands and a job-lot of Viagra you might just about manage some sort of grotesque coupling, but otherwise, she's a cure for Priapism, you sick fucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 Can you imagine her in one of those spray-on PVC catsuits with massive wing-tip collars, little devils horns and a riding crop... No?? ok.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Can you imagine her in one of those spray-on PVC catsuits with massive wing-tip collars, little devils horns and a riding crop... No?? ok.... I can now you vicious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Can you imagine her in one of those spray-on PVC catsuits with massive wing-tip collars, little devils horns and a riding crop... No?? ok.... Yeah great ain't it? 1 hour ago, nocti said: I can now you vicious cunt. Erm......so I've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 19/07/2016 at 7:13 PM, I know that Cunt said: You know, I always thought she was horny, her and that Jaqui smith, there's something about them that inspires the viagra response. I'd definitely fuck either or both of those without a question asked. Especially the smith one, remember when her husband got done for using her parliamentary allowance to download porn? The Week ran a front page with a cartoon of jackie smith dressed in a dominatrix outfit, fucking hell, just the thought of that gave me the horn. Theresa May would do just as well though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 29 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd definitely fuck either or both of those without a question asked. Especially the smith one, remember when her husband got done for using her parliamentary allowance to download porn? The Week ran a front page with a cartoon of jackie smith dressed in a dominatrix outfit, fucking hell, just the thought of that gave me the horn. Theresa May would do just as well though. This one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I would sort her right out...with a couple of blows to ugford head with a claw hammer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: This one? Thanks, that will keep me going for weeks. Have a like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 She has given us an election not an erection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: She has given us an election not an erection! This is the last throw of the dice for the remainers. We are in for 6 weeks of unmitigated fucking lies. This election poses more questions than answers. Who will be the next labour leader? How big will the tory majority be? How badly will Jimmy Krankie have it stuck up her? I hope that god squad cunt Farron is buggered to oblivion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Beast said: How badly will Jimmy Krankie have it stuck up her? I hope that god squad cunt Farron is buggered to oblivion. I'd give this two likes if I could. Fuck 'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Oh great. Now I'll have all the parties knocking at my door from now till June. Monster raving loony's the worse. He pisses in my potted connifers. I told him "you shouldn't do that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh great. Now I'll have all the parties knocking at my door from now till June. Monster raving loony's the worse. He pisses in my potted connifers. I told him "you shouldn't do that" My money's already on General Custer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Angela was in fair trim back in the day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Angela was in fair trim back in the day.... Fair trim, give it a bastard trim more like. I'm off to the shed to get my petrol hedge trimmers failing that it's a job for a tractor and attachment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 And you said I was a wrongun for Letitia Dean. You fucking despicable cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, deebom said: And you said I was a wrongun for Letitia Dean. You fucking despicable cunts. I reckon Neil would do both of 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 I have a 50p bet on Coybyn romping home with a working majority .. 10 million to one odds so I will be worth £5 Million on 9th June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Snap election. Snap snap snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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