Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Apple you stupid boring cunt. I've been roped into the T20 smash at the oval on a Friday. Bunch of cunts from Glamorgan playing a bunch of cunts from Surrey I believe. Is there anyone in particular worthy of absolute dogs abuse? I plan to be pants-shittingly pissed by about 6pm just so I can tolerate it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: And you wonder why you don't have the woman of your dreams. Or any woman. Actually very easy to work out 60x60x24x42213=3,647,203,200 you can work it out in less than a minute on a calculator probably not much longer on paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Snatch said: And you wonder why you don't have the woman of your dreams. Or any woman. Won't happen now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Actually very easy to work out 60x60x24x42213=3,647,203,200 you can work it out in less than a minute on a calculator probably not much longer on paper. There's a website I use to find out days between other days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 28 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Apple you stupid boring cunt. I've been roped into the T20 smash at the oval on a Friday. Bunch of cunts from Glamorgan playing a bunch of cunts from Surrey I believe. Is there anyone in particular worthy of absolute dogs abuse? I plan to be pants-shittingly pissed by about 6pm just so I can tolerate it all. Anyone on the Glamorgan team I guess, Surrey is my county of birth so they are ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Apple you stupid boring cunt. I've been roped into the T20 smash at the oval on a Friday. Bunch of cunts from Glamorgan playing a bunch of cunts from Surrey I believe. Is there anyone in particular worthy of absolute dogs abuse? I plan to be pants-shittingly pissed by about 6pm just so I can tolerate it all. I'd learn some abusive words in Afrikaans as half the players will more than likely be safas. Looking at their respective squads, Glamorgan have 5 and Surrey have 7 born in South Africa. Here's hoping a Jason Roy 6 smashes you in the teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd learn some abusive words in Afrikaans as half the players will more than likely be safas. Looking at their respective squads, Glamorgan have 5 and Surrey have 7 born in South Africa. Here's hoping a Jason Roy 6 smashes you in the teeth I wasn't asking you, cunt. Speak when you're spoken to, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I wasn't asking you, cunt. Speak when you're spoken to, cunt. I was just trying to inform you, thicko. The last bit was wishful thinking on my part. Take a photo of the game and post it here, or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was just trying to inform you, thicko. The last bit was wishful thinking on my part. Take a photo of the game and post it here, or it didn't happen Because it would be such an elaborate, outlandish and reputation enhancing lie to say I went to a cricket game full of borderline nonce spectators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was just trying to inform you, thicko. The last bit was wishful thinking on my part. Take a photo of the game and post it here, or it didn't happen You're flogging a dead horse with Willy. He thinks he's quite something you know, but we all know him for the twat that he has always been and forever shall remain. Manipulate him Stubbs. Play him like a catfish on a pole as others do on here. Why, you may even find him slightly entertaining though I doubt it somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd learn some abusive words in Afrikaans as half the players will more than likely be safas. Looking at their respective squads, Glamorgan have 5 and Surrey have 7 born in South Africa. Here's hoping a Jason Roy 6 smashes you in the teeth Gaan fok jouself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You're flogging a dead horse with Willy. He thinks he's quite something you know, but we all know him for the twat that he has always been and forever shall remain. Manipulate him Stubbs. Play him like a catfish on a pole as others do on here. Why, you may even find him slightly entertaining though I doubt it somehow. I'll heed your advise, wise one. If William fails to accept my good will, then more fool him. The soppy cunt has his moments, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll heed your advise, wise one. If William fails to accept my good will, then more fool him. The soppy cunt has his moments, however. ... as for Frank though, pelt the cunt with all that you've got, but save your best 'till last. Hit him with a bucket of shit to begin with and then progress from there. He's full of wind and an easy gormless candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Yes, but will this wicket take spin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yes, but will this wicket take spin? If assuming you're talking about the PITCH at old Trafford, then if it does they might play the woeful Dawson instead of the tried and tested Rashid with the unpickable googly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 The most horrendously bent sport known to man, bar none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: The most horrendously bent sport known to man, bar none. Even if competitive fisting became a thing, you'd still be correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Even if competitive fisting became a thing, you'd still be correct. Tom Daley is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If assuming you're talking about the PITCH at old Trafford, then if it does they might play the woeful Dawson instead of the tried and tested Rashid with the unpickable googly. The weather isn't supposed to be that good in Manchester for the next test so hopefully we can take the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Tom Daley is a cunt. Much to his boyfriend's utter disgust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 On 02/08/2017 at 1:03 PM, Stubby Pecker said: I was just trying to inform you, thicko. The last bit was wishful thinking on my part. Take a photo of the game and post it here, or it didn't happen This is absolutely fucking shit. I can only take solace that next time you go to a match, you might get struck and killed by a particularly well struck 6. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 On 03/08/2017 at 0:15 PM, Stubby Pecker said: If assuming you're talking about the PITCH at old Trafford, then if it does they might play the woeful Dawson instead of the tried and tested Rashid with the unpickable googly. 260/6, would feel happier if we had at least another 50 runs on top of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: This is absolutely fucking shit. I can only take solace that next time you go to a match, you might get struck and killed by a particularly well struck 6. Fuck off. Well done bill, now pm me a photo of a particularly lopsided shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well done bill, now pm me a photo of a particularly lopsided shit Patience young grasshopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 4 August 2017 at 8:30 PM, applescruff14 said: 260/6, would feel happier if we had at least another 50 runs on top of that. The safas goose is cooked. Even if we only get 250 2nd dig, that'll be more than enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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