England Cricket Cuntbreeds

[Jake The Muss]

1 minute ago, Snatch said:

I think that's going a bit too far Ollers. I don't believe he had sex with them,just hit them over the head with hammers and stabbed them,one women up to 51 times but never had sex with them.

It's people like you that give people like him a bad name.

Wait a minute. Hammers? Hitting? Backs of heads?

Fends,something you'd like to share with the room?

Some things are better left unsaid..for legal reasons..

[Guest Ollyboro]

I'll tell you something, that cunt who keeps shouting "Pakistan!" needs his fucking birth certificate checking. If he was born in Britain, I'd take him straight to the Tower and execute the cunt as a fucking traitor. At least the other noisy English fuckwits can point to their booze consumption as a mitigating factor.

I'd have taken a 159 lead with 4 down at the start of play.

[Jake The Muss]

42 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

I'll tell you something, that cunt who keeps shouting "Pakistan!" needs his fucking birth certificate checking. If he was born in Britain, I'd take him straight to the Tower and execute the cunt as a fucking traitor. At least the other noisy English fuckwits can point to their booze consumption as a mitigating factor.

I'd have taken a 159 lead with 4 down at the start of play.

Agreed OB on both parts of your comment..yeah the lads have fought back well after a poor first innings..Vince still needs to break into big runs, hopefully he can do this in the next test..Hales still needs to hit a century..

[Jake The Muss]

Great Win today from the boys..

[Jake The Muss]

Played like fairies in this test, Vince, Hales and Ballance have to go back to county Cricket to regain some form. I would blood the young wicket keeper Ben Duckett and move Bairstow up a couple of places. Finding another opener is more difficult so i will stick with my original choice and stick by Herbert Sutcliffe, i know he is dead but he would still get more runs than that cunbreed Hales.

[Jake The Muss]

Hales is not cutting the mustard as an opening batsman, the cuntbreed has played 11 tests with no 100's and a strike rate of 44 which is very different from his limited overs strike rate, maybe he should up that rate at test level to have any chance of keeping his place in the test side.

[Guest Ollyboro]

59 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said:

Played like fairies in this test, Vince, Hales and Ballance have to go back to county Cricket to regain some form. I would blood the young wicket keeper Ben Duckett and move Bairstow up a couple of places. Finding another opener is more difficult so i will stick with my original choice and stick by Herbert Sutcliffe, i know he is dead but he would still get more runs than that cunbreed Hales.

Oh come on, Fends, you simply can't have a corpse opening for England. The drinks breaks would be a fucking disaster for starters. You'll be advocating digging Harold fucking Larwood up (a fresher corpse than Herbert fucking Sutcliffe, by the way) to open the fucking bowling next. And what'll that do to the already poor over rate?  Bodyline? Body bag more like.

[Jake The Muss]

34 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Oh come on, Fends, you simply can't have a corpse opening for England. The drinks breaks would be a fucking disaster for starters. You'll be advocating digging Harold fucking Larwood up (a fresher corpse than Herbert fucking Sutcliffe, by the way) to open the fucking bowling next. And what'll that do to the already poor over rate?  Bodyline? Body bag more like.

Hahaha, Yeah if Stokes doesn't get back to fitness soon then why not Larwood but i think we're ok with the bowling, it's the batting that's letting us down at the moment and i stand by Herbert Sutcliffe, i won't budge on this one OB. What are your thoughts on the young wicket keeper Duckett ?

[Guest Ollyboro]

14 hours ago, ThunderCunt said:

Hahaha, Yeah if Stokes doesn't get back to fitness soon then why not Larwood but i think we're ok with the bowling, it's the batting that's letting us down at the moment and i stand by Herbert Sutcliffe, i won't budge on this one OB. What are your thoughts on the young wicket keeper Duckett ?

Put him in the odi's and see how he takes to the pressure. He's scored double hundreds,so can definitely bat. Bairstow has been outstanding as a counterattacking batsman. We'll lose that dynamic if he moves up the order and his replacement falls short, alhough Johnny's glovework isn't exactly perfect. Rashid will be in the team for India, let's just hope he cuts out the long hops. Bairstow moving up the order will obviously be at the expense of either Vince or Ballance. Can you have too many free flowing stroke makers in your top 5? Root and Bairstow can dig in, but they naturally go for their shorts. I'm not sure how Stokes fits in to all this. Surely Woakes deserves a place in the team? So, if you've got Broad, Jimmy, Woakes, 2 spinners and a specialist wicket keeper...... Stokes as a number 5 ie another free scorer in the top 5? I suspect Johnny will stay as keeper, or Stokes is out. No doubt the selectors will try Ali as an opener again. Another stroke player. We need a boring cunt in there somewhere. Can Frank handle wood?

[Jiggerycock]

1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

Put him in the odi's and see how he takes to the pressure. He's scored double hundreds,so can definitely bat. Bairstow has been outstanding as a counterattacking batsman. We'll lose that dynamic if he moves up the order and his replacement falls short, alhough Johnny's glovework isn't exactly perfect. Rashid will be in the team for India, let's just hope he cuts out the long hops. Bairstow moving up the order will obviously be at the expense of either Vince or Ballance. Can you have too many free flowing stroke makers in your top 5? Root and Bairstow can dig in, but they naturally go for their shorts. I'm not sure how Stokes fits in to all this. Surely Woakes deserves a place in the team? So, if you've got Broad, Jimmy, Woakes, 2 spinners and a specialist wicket keeper...... Stokes as a number 5 ie another free scorer in the top 5? I suspect Johnny will stay as keeper, or Stokes is out. No doubt the selectors will try Ali as an opener again. Another stroke player. We need a boring cunt in there somewhere. Can Frank handle wood?

Like I said, Ansari of Surrey was earmarked for the 'Larry Gomes, boring cunt' role, between all the dashing blades.

He could still do a turn and isn't a bad spinner either but needs to get some form at County Level first.

[Guest Ollyboro]

47 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Like I said, Ansari of Surrey was earmarked for the 'Larry Gomes, boring cunt' role, between all the dashing blades.

He could still do a turn and isn't a bad spinner either but needs to get some form at County Level first.

So, that leaves us looking for a no.4. Vince hasn't demonstrated enough patience for my liking, and Ballance getting bowled round the back of his legs, by Yasir ,showed a bloke denied his scoring strokes looking lost.

[Jake The Muss]

On 8/15/2016 at 5:00 PM, Ollyboro said:

So, that leaves us looking for a no.4. Vince hasn't demonstrated enough patience for my liking, and Ballance getting bowled round the back of his legs, by Yasir ,showed a bloke denied his scoring strokes looking lost.

Ballance started off well in test cricket and his first class record says he has what it takes, he needs to address what is getting him out at test level and if he does that then maybe he can come back stronger. All the great players fix what gets them out and more recently Root had a problem but sorted it out and has become one of the world's best batsman, but Vince hasn't got the record Ballance has in first class cricket so i don't think he will make it at the top level. If you look at all the best test batsman that have played test cricket, they all have an excellent first class record and average above 45...some over 50, there are exceptions but not many. Vince has an average under 40 over 116 first class games, which isn't good enough.

[applescruff14]

A deserved win in the football but just in the nick of time and only just, a very poor performance from England.

[applescruff14]

On 14 August 2016 at 11:23 PM, ThunderCunt said:

Hales is not cutting the mustard as an opening batsman, the cuntbreed has played 11 tests with no 100's and a strike rate of 44 which is very different from his limited overs strike rate, maybe he should up that rate at test level to have any chance of keeping his place in the test side.

He smashed the England record for runs in an ODI match the other day but I think it was a one hit wonder.

[ratcum]

4 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

He smashed the England record for runs in an ODI match the other day but I think it was a one hit wonder.

Gibson, can it really be you?

[Jake The Muss]

3 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

He smashed the England record for runs in an ODI match the other day but I think it was a one hit wonder.

A good limited overs player and that was an amazing innings but not a test batsman in my book.

[ratcum]

Post brexit blues I've got. Can't help thinking GB is slipping down into the also rans. The Chinese look on us as an interesting but very small exhibit. The cunts

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

A deserved win in the football but just in the nick of time and only just, a very poor performance from England.

Football's for............ah fuck it.

[camberwell gypsy]

On 15/08/2016 at 0:54 AM, ThunderCunt said:

Hahaha, Yeah if Stokes doesn't get back to fitness soon then why not Larwood but i think we're ok with the bowling, it's the batting that's letting us down at the moment and i stand by Herbert Sutcliffe, i won't budge on this one OB. What are your thoughts on the young wicket keeper Duckett ?

Duckworth.

[applescruff14]

On 4 September 2016 at 10:37 PM, ThunderCunt said:

A good limited overs player and that was an amazing innings but not a test batsman in my book.

He's not going to give India, South Africa or Australia any problems in the next 18 months if he were to play test cricket. 5-0 to Australia I think.

[Guest luke swarm]

2 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

He's not going to give India, South Africa or Australia any problems in the next 18 months if he were to play test cricket. 5-0 to Australia I think.

mmm mmm do you think so....mmm that's interesting.

[applescruff14]

4 hours ago, luke swarm said:

mmm mmm do you think so....mmm that's interesting.

Yes, Australia are going to destroy us. 2017 is going to be a bad year for English cricket, lose at home to South Africa and Ashes gone before Christmas. Apparently the new stadium in Perth will be ready in time for the Ashes test, the test where Australia will win back the Urn.

[Guest luke swarm]

1 minute ago, applescruff14 said:

Yes, Australia are going to destroy us. 2017 is going to be a bad year for English cricket, lose at home to South Africa and Ashes gone before Christmas. Apparently the new stadium in Perth will be ready in time for the Ashes test, the test where Australia will win back the Urn.

great stuff....well err keep us posted wont you mate.

[applescruff14]

1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

great stuff....well err keep us posted wont you mate.

At least aren't quite half way through holding the Ashes yet, had them for just over 13 months, more than that to go until the 1st test in Brisbane.

[Decimus]

46 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

At least aren't quite half way through holding the Ashes yet, had them for just over 13 months, more than that to go until the 1st test in Brisbane.

Apple, thankfully I will never meet you, but I've already got an image of you in my mind. I imagine that every step you take in this life, regardless of what or where you are, is a perfect reenactment of the moves in Genesis's "I can't dance" video.