Guest Your_Mum Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I have been reading this site for ages and have finally decided to join you cunts for some topical cunty chats. Quick introduction. I'm a cunt. Right, celebs getting all passionate and speaking out on political issues, here and in the US. Fuck off you attention seeking cunts and give it a rest. Leave it to the expense claiming wank job MPs instead. I don't want to hear from a fry up eating fat fucking builder, so I certainly don't want to hear from an actor. Benedict cumber-cunt and Eddie Iz a cunt are examples. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Firstly, fuck off. Secondly, you could have avoided all that typing by using just two words, Russel Brand. Thirdly, fuck off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Firstly, fuck off. Secondly, you could have avoided all that typing by using just two words, Russel Brand. Thirdly, fuck off again. That's not very friendly, Mankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Nice nom to start off with. You don't have to introduce yourself as we don't fucking care who you are, you've registered on here so it's obvious you are a cunt. As to Your nom, I fully agree. Celebrities can fuck right off with their views. By the way I'm the Queen of the cunting scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Russel Brand. My blood pressure just leaped to heart attack level. That drug taking cunty cunt standing up for poor little working class cunt from his big cunty house. Russel Brands DVD, my fav part is the end credits ?. I asked for a refund on that DVD, even though I stole it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Your_Mum said: Russel Brand. My blood pressure just leaped to heart attack level. That drug taking cunty cunt standing up for poor little working class cunt from his big cunty house. Russel Brands DVD, my fav part is the end credits ?. I asked for a refund on that DVD, even though I stole it. I'm anxiously awaiting his snuff movie debut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Nice nom to start off with. You don't have to introduce yourself as we don't fucking care who you are, you've registered on here so it's obvious you are a cunt. As to Your nom, I fully agree. Celebrities can fuck right off with their views. By the way I'm the Queen of the cunting scene. I thought Punkers was the Queen of Cunting... or is that Queen of The Bunker on Hole #14? As for the nom, considering celeb cunts will tread on anything and anyone to get famous, they are only a version of a politician who'll do the same for power. They both need the woodchipper/bleach/clawhammer beauty treatment, but as to who deserves it first, that's simply who we catch unawares first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: I thought Punkers was the Queen of Cunting... or is that Queen of The Bunker on Hole #14? As for the nom, considering celeb cunts will tread on anything and anyone to get famous, they are only a version of a politician who'll do the same for power. They both need the woodchipper/bleach/clawhammer beauty treatment, but as to who deserves it first, that's simply who we catch unawares first... No. He is 'a' queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 MPs or celebs getting torched alive. If I had to choose... I would appeal to see if we could torch them all. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Oh dear, a rather unfortunate choice of name Your Mum. Half the cunts on here claim to spend the weekend fucking "your mum" in the arse from time to time. It could be confusing. Anyway, welcome to site and happy cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 40 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Oh dear, a rather unfortunate choice of name Your Mum. Half the cunts on here claim to spend the weekend fucking "your mum" in the arse from time to time. It could be confusing. Anyway, welcome to site and happy cunting. Don't be so fucking narrow minded, maybe he likes it. Welcome to the site, I agree cunts like Bob Geldof, David Beckham, Jeremy Clarkson and the like should keep their traps shut, the cunts haven't been in touch with reality for decades! Only a plaid wearing, crazy golf loving, Tesco frequenting Imbecile would be swayed by the opinion of an arse wipe celebrity any way. Who changed you're mind on Brexit @Punkape? I might as well open Pandoras cunt and unleash this turd on you early, gives you more time to acclimatise to his plebian ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 In general - Yes (that is, affirmative to the nom. And affirmative to if Rick Wakeman, or any one else his tragic-com band starts his 'man of the people' right-wing polemic, you can do him as well) However.... Who could not be secretly pleased when patron saint of Patronisers, Esther Rantzen - ego unleashed like a nonces libido at a Peppa Pig convention - decided that what the citizens of Luton needed was her representing them at the last election. ......to which the citizens of Luton, took one look at her and went 'up your rancid cunt, Shergar, along with a weirdly shaped carrot, the two Nancy boys and that cross-eyed cunt that sat in front of the rubber plant!' (I fully realise the cultural touchpoints referenced in this reply will have traction only with those who were around and sentient in the 1970's. If you weren't, then 'you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst you are doing it!') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Fuck off you geriatric cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: In general - Yes (that is, affirmative to the nom. And affirmative to if Rick Wakeman, or any one else his tragic-com band starts his 'man of the people' right-wing polemic, you can do him as well) However.... Who could not be secretly pleased when patron saint of Patronisers, Esther Rantzen - ego unleashed like a nonces libido at a Peppa Pig convention - decided that what the citizens of Luton needed was her representing them at the last election. ......to which the citizens of Luton, took one look at her and went 'up your rancid cunt, Shergar, along with a weirdly shaped carrot, the two Nancy boys and that cross-eyed cunt that sat in front of the rubber plant!' (I fully realise the cultural touchpoints referenced in this reply will have traction only with those who were around and sentient in the 1970's. If you weren't, then 'you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst you are doing it!') SAUSAGES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: In general - Yes (that is, affirmative to the nom. And affirmative to if Rick Wakeman, or any one else his tragic-com band starts his 'man of the people' right-wing polemic, you can do him as well) However.... Who could not be secretly pleased when patron saint of Patronisers, Esther Rantzen - ego unleashed like a nonces libido at a Peppa Pig convention - decided that what the citizens of Luton needed was her representing them at the last election. ......to which the citizens of Luton, took one look at her and went 'up your rancid cunt, Shergar, along with a weirdly shaped carrot, the two Nancy boys and that cross-eyed cunt that sat in front of the rubber plant!' (I fully realise the cultural touchpoints referenced in this reply will have traction only with those who were around and sentient in the 1970's. If you weren't, then 'you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off whilst you are doing it!') That's a rubber plant stuck up one or two cunts arses then. Nice one Jiggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 7 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Don't be so fucking narrow minded, maybe he likes it. Welcome to the site, I agree cunts like Bob Geldof, David Beckham, Jeremy Clarkson and the like should keep their traps shut, the cunts haven't been in touch with reality for decades! Only a plaid wearing, crazy golf loving, Tesco frequenting Imbecile would be swayed by the opinion of an arse wipe celebrity any way. Who changed you're mind on Brexit @Punkape? I might as well open Pandoras cunt and unleash this turd on you early, gives you more time to acclimatise to his plebian ways. She might like it also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Oh dear, a rather unfortunate choice of name Your Mum. Half the cunts on here claim to spend the weekend fucking "your mum" in the arse from time to time. It could be confusing. Anyway, welcome to site and happy cunting. I myself have also made a claim to fucking mum in the arse. What's the old saying that's appropriate... If you can't beat them, join them, then fuck them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Your_Mum said: I myself have also made a claim to fucking mum in the arse. What's the old saying that's appropriate... If you can't beat them, join them, then fuck them You can fuck off you depraved peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 8 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Don't be so fucking narrow minded, maybe he likes it. Welcome to the site, I agree cunts like Bob Geldof, David Beckham, Jeremy Clarkson and the like should keep their traps shut, the cunts haven't been in touch with reality for decades! Only a plaid wearing, crazy golf loving, Tesco frequenting Imbecile would be swayed by the opinion of an arse wipe celebrity any way. Who changed you're mind on Brexit @Punkape? I might as well open Pandoras cunt and unleash this turd on you early, gives you more time to acclimatise to his plebian ways. Bob Geldof. Sir Bob. Another pure piece of absolute cunt. I did enjoy it when recently he was asked live on TV about all the music artist, singing his shit song, are tax avoiding. He decided to start swearing live on day time TV. What's wrong Bob you cunty cunt??? Does it upset you the fact that tax avoiding means less money for hospitals and extra money for your music artist to buy another car and house! You cunt cunt cunt. Dear God, Geldof is a lovely human. Please invite him up to heaven early ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: She might like it also. Do you like it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Do you like it? Never tried it Quimmy. It's best left to aids dealers - arse bandits and prostitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Never tried it Quimmy. It's best left to aids dealers - arse bandits and prostitutes. I'm sure your Mr would be very appreciative if you gave it a crack. Ask Punk how he relaxes before hand, they call him Harry Houdini because he can make cocks dissappear and reappear at will, for some reason though they're always covered in sweetcorn upon return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 What about Jade's opinion on Brexit '' oh sorry she's dead isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 47 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I'm sure your Mr would be very appreciative if you gave it a crack. Ask Punk how he relaxes before hand, they call him Harry Houdini because he can make cocks dissappear and reappear at will, for some reason though they're always covered in sweetcorn upon return. If he asks for it the only crack he's gonna get is the crack in his skull as his head hits the frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2016 Report Share Posted July 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Jade's opinion on Brexit '' oh sorry she's dead isn't she? It would probably be similar to St. David Beckham's "we all gotta stick togevva". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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