Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Everyone knows that Labour have got more chance shitting up a rope than getting into power anytime soon but this cunt Owen Smith needs to look at Labours history before opening his fucking mouth. Take this snippet from his little rant against that other prize cunt Corbyn, " I think I'm the person who's got the energy in the debate and I think I see very clearly that we've not been what we need to be in recent months - which is a powerful, credible opposition to the Tory Party. "They are riding roughshod over us - we have left Europe, we have got an NHS that is practically bankrupt, they are destroying Labour's legacy, ruining our Sure Start, overcrowding our schools." I'm pretty certain that they destroyed their own legacy with no help from anyone and as for 'overcrowding our schools', if they hadn't let in so many immigrants when they were in power, there's a good chance that we wouldn't have this problem. Labours legacy is one of abject failure, they couldn't win a one ticket raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 You are Donald Trump and I claim my prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 General consensus is that Brexit was fuelled largely by disenchanted working class Labour voters ignoring the party hierarchy. So what does this master political tactician adopt as one of the central planks of his election promise to the faithful? Another referendum to help the poor cunts get it right this time. Brilliant stuff Owen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Everyone knows that Labour have got more chance shitting up a rope than getting into power anytime soon but this cunt Owen Smith needs to look at Labours history before opening his fucking mouth. Take this snippet from his little rant against that other prize cunt Corbyn, " I think I'm the person who's got the energy in the debate and I think I see very clearly that we've not been what we need to be in recent months - which is a powerful, credible opposition to the Tory Party. "They are riding roughshod over us - we have left Europe, we have got an NHS that is practically bankrupt, they are destroying Labour's legacy, ruining our Sure Start, overcrowding our schools." I'm pretty certain that they destroyed their own legacy with no help from anyone and as for 'overcrowding our schools', if they hadn't let in so many immigrants when they were in power, there's a good chance that we wouldn't have this problem. Labours legacy is one of abject failure, they couldn't win a one ticket raffle. Who is Own Smith, you fucking retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 6 hours ago, Fatty said: Who is Own Smith, you fucking retard? I think that he used to deliver coal along Alphington Road back in the 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Everyone knows that Labour have got more chance shitting up a rope than getting into power anytime soon but this cunt Owen Smith needs to look at Labours history before opening his fucking mouth. Take this snippet from his little rant against that other prize cunt Corbyn, " I think I'm the person who's got the energy in the debate and I think I see very clearly that we've not been what we need to be in recent months - which is a powerful, credible opposition to the Tory Party. "They are riding roughshod over us - we have left Europe, we have got an NHS that is practically bankrupt, they are destroying Labour's legacy, ruining our Sure Start, overcrowding our schools." I'm pretty certain that they destroyed their own legacy with no help from anyone and as for 'overcrowding our schools', if they hadn't let in so many immigrants when they were in power, there's a good chance that we wouldn't have this problem. Labours legacy is one of abject failure, they couldn't win a one ticket raffle. Eloquent, astute and grammatically without error. Engaging, factually correct with a charm and appeal not oft found on these pages. I sense a greatness in you Mr..er...Cunty Mc. Fuckwank. Ah, it`s just Fuckwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 27 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Eloquent, astute and grammatically without error. Engaging, factually correct with a charm and appeal not oft found on these pages. I sense a greatness in you Mr..er...Cunty Mc. Fuckwank. Ah, it`s just Fuckwank. Well if I'm being picky there's an apostrophe missing from "Labours history" in the first sentence, and personally speaking I'd have used a semicolon rather than a comma in the final sentence. It's still the proverbial stream of bat's piss in a dark cultural void, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well if I'm being picky there's an apostrophe missing from "Labours history" in the first sentence, and personally speaking I'd have used a semicolon rather than a comma in the final sentence. It's still the proverbial stream of bat's piss in a dark cultural void, though. Baws, I'm dying. Months, apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: Baws, I'm dying. Months, apparently. You'd better be telling the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 48 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I think that he used to deliver coal along Alphington Road back in the 1970s. My great grandmother apparently had an affair with the coal man. Everybody wondered why she needed coal in a caravan and why she had two black handmarks on her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My great grandmother apparently had an affair with the coal man. Everybody wondered why she needed coal in a caravan and why she had two black handmarks on her arse. It was on account of her being a slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was on account of her being a slag. You fucking cunt Minger..show some respect you pathetic septic fanny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was on account of her being a slag. I think I see what you did there, slag = coal. But she was a right goer by all acounts. It is rumoured that I may be descended from the Earl of Athlone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: You'd better be telling the truth. Shut your fucking fat gob Apeshitter...you learned stack of slash..how dare you speak to Frank like that, know your place and choke yourself.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Well if I'm being picky there's an apostrophe missing from "Labours history" in the first sentence, and personally speaking I'd have used a semicolon rather than a comma in the final sentence. It's still the proverbial stream of bat's piss in a dark cultural void, though. You just want one up the colon...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You just want one up the colon...... lol. You fucking lake..stop your monging around and show some form..you excruciating little fairy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 13 hours ago, witheredscrote said: You are Donald Trump and I claim my prize. Not so fast, Scrotes. Has he claimed he would build a huge wall and force the Welsh to pay for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: You fucking lake..stop your monging around and show some form..you excruciating little fairy.. You fucking faggot. Get stuffed crossways you oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: You fucking lake..stop your monging around and show some form..you excruciating little fairy.. Lake? I always thought he was more shallow than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lake? I always thought he was more shallow than that. Oh he is very shallow but also a massive drip.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Oh he is very shallow but also a massive drip.. You're on fire tonight TC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fucking faggot. Get stuffed crossways you oik. I am uncouth but obnoxious..ME..don't be silly you rancid destitute shit eating slithering twisted little butt plugger.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're on fire tonight TC! yeah..somebody piss on me to please as i'm getting too hot...plus i don't mind some water sports.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Yada yada yada let's get onto the more irritating subject of "how many times can i say LGBT " chutney ferret owen jones, methinks this cockwallet has an arse like a windsock and a gob to match, i would say "stick a sock in it or I'll stick my cock in it" however this guy could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose so I'll leave it at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: yeah..somebody piss on me to please as i'm getting too hot...plus i don't mind some water sports.. Not drunk enough for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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