People who add the milk to the cup before pouring the tea or coffee

[Guest Lady Penelope]

This is totally wrong and should be prohibited by law.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

This is totally wrong and should be prohibited by law.

Was it not to protect delicate 1700's china tea cups as the hot tea could crack them?

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Was it not to protect delicate 1700's china tea cups as the hot tea could crack them?

Wouldn't worry you with your spastics unbreakable metal mug would it ?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

I have no worries, mainly because I am not a schizophrenic mong multi id'er like you. 

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

I have no worries, mainly because I am not a schizophrenic mong multi id'er like you. 

Peasant.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

22 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Wouldn't worry you with your spastics unbreakable metal mug would it ?

You think I am allowed a metal mug? It's plastic only here.

[Ape™️]

43 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

This is totally wrong and should be prohibited by law.

I'd run a system scan if I were you - it sounds like you've been infected by the Punkape virus.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Utter gash.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

This is totally wrong and should be prohibited by law.

Do you use teabags, Pen?

[Neil]

It all goes to make a turd,who gives a fuck you ocd freak

[PANZER MURPHY]

Black coffee myself. .no sugar..splash of cold water..only cunts have milk in tea n coffee

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Manky]

I don't give a fuck how anyone likes a hot drink. When they invent hot bitter, then I may, only may, reconsider.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

My in-laws do this, the tea tastes fucking awful, they fill about 1/3 the bottom with milk, it's disgusting.

 

12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Black coffee myself. .no sugar..splash of cold water..only cunts have milk in tea n coffee

Panzerknacker 

Why the fuck do you put cold in you twat?  Coffee should NOT be made with boiling water anyway so no need.

Coffee boiled is coffee spoiled!

 

 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Do you use teabags, Pen?

Yes.

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Yes.

As I suspected, and this helps explain your bile towards those who splurge their milk in first. There's something viscerally upsetting about the sight of a teabag, especially a pyramid teabag, slowly leaching out its foul brown contents into the surrounding liquid like a little hard turd that wouldn't flush left overnight at the bottom of the toilet bowl.

[Cuntybaws]

23 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Was it not to protect delicate 1700's china tea cups as the hot tea could crack them?

A sound scientific principle. The order in which certain liquids are combined can be of vital importance. If anyone doubts this try dribbling some water into an open container of fuming oil of vitriol. Make sure you don't miss anything by peering very closely as it hits the surface. Oh, and don't bother with safety glasses, they'll only get in the way of your observations.

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Yes.

What bickies do you dunk?

[ratcum]

Calzone pizzas and flat-pack coffins, that's where I'm putting my money.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What bickies do you dunk?

I am against dunking biscuits on principle.

[camberwell gypsy]

Manky's favourite was Camp Coffee. But was fucking furious when they changed the seikh on the label from being the officer's servant to being his equal. He stopped buying it.

[Cuntybaws]

3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

I am against dunking biscuits on principle.

What have Duncan's biscuits ever done to you? I suppose you favour posh English scones over Scottish shortbread, you big racist.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

What have Duncan's biscuits ever done to you? I suppose you favour posh English scones over Scottish shortbread, you big racist.

Anything scotch is best in a bottle.

[Cuntybaws]

Just now, Lady Penelope said:

Anything scotch is best in a bottle.

If you'd said "Anything scotch is best bottled" I could have replied with a lame quip about Andy Murray.

[ratcum]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Manky's favourite was Camp Coffee. But stopped when they changed the seikh on the label from being the officer's servant to being his equal. 

these are dark times we are living in gypo

[ratcum]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

If you'd said "Anything scotch is best bottled" I could have replied with a lame quip about Andy Murray.

don't