Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 What a fucking stupid activity this is, unsurprisingly conceived by a French cunt. Apparently, the central principle of freerunning is that one should express oneself by moving fluidly in one's environment. To me, it appears that freerunners move through their environment like fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 It always cheers me up when it doesn't go to plan and some cunt ends up with a brick rash to the kite or scaffolding in the gonads. Hopefully on YouTube to show the world what a spaz looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 I must confess that I am secretly quite jealous of these parkour cunts. It's not so much their athletic navigation of urban environments, impressive though that is, more the thought of how much better their sex lives must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I must confess that I am secretly quite jealous of these parkour cunts. It's not so much their athletic navigation of urban environments, impressive though that it, more the thought of how much better their sex lives must be. Yes, but you just need to remember they are just as jealous as you are of someone else. Probably DingTheImpaler after all the gorgeous birds he's pumped and dumped. What a stud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 So basically it's running in the street! That's jogging isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 I just got back from a free run on the beach. It didn't cost me a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 When I did this it was called streaking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I must confess that I am secretly quite jealous of these parkour cunts. It's not so much their athletic navigation of urban environments, impressive though that is, more the thought of how much better their sex lives must be. It's not so much different from the dogging and under the arches stuff you already do CB. Don't be hard on yourself bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I just got back from a free run on the beach. It didn't cost me a penny. this is fuckin terrible gobbly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, mothra said: It's not so much different from the dogging and under the arches stuff you already do CB. Don't be hard on yourself bud. He's not. He's just hard on everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: He's not. He's just hard on everything else nobbly, you are truly fuckin dreadful. Please gas yourself immediately 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: What a fucking stupid activity this is, unsurprisingly conceived by a French cunt. Apparently, the central principle of freerunning is that one should express oneself by moving fluidly in one's environment. To me, it appears that freerunners move through their environment like fucking idiots. It must be an invaluable skill for robbing cunts blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: nobbly, you are truly fuckin dreadful. Please gas yourself immediately You first. Just so I know how to do it right you understand. Actually forget that, I'm currently working on death by alcohol poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 35 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You first. Just so I know how to do it right you understand. Actually forget that, I'm currently working on death by alcohol poisoning. Just hurry it along will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: Just hurry it along will you? Opening a bottle as we speak. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Can you save the empty bottle for Mothra. I plan to issue him detailed instructions on how to sever the carotid artery with a piece of broken glass. Thanks muchly Droopy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Can you save the empty bottle for Mothra. I plan to issue him detailed instructions on how to sever the carotid artery with a piece of broken glass. Thanks muchly Droopy Cunt Are you in drag tonight with your bum chum ? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 4 hours ago, mothra said: When I did this it was called streaking Weirdly, I actually believe that. I'd say that ratty probably has streaked at some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 23 minutes ago, scotty said: Weirdly, I actually believe that. I'd say that ratty probably has streaked at some time. The way I see it Scotto, it's better to streak than to be a streak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, mothra said: The way I see it Scotto, it's better to streak than to be a streak I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" but it's too late, she'd already been incensed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" but it's too late, she'd already been incensed. Ah, ray stevens, good work baws. And two other words: Erika Roe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 17 minutes ago, scotty said: Ah, ray stevens, good work baws. And two other words: Erika Roe. You didn't get many of them to the pound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: What a fucking stupid activity this is, unsurprisingly conceived by a French cunt. Apparently, the central principle of freerunning is that one should express oneself by moving fluidly in one's environment. To me, it appears that freerunners move through their environment like fucking idiots. 'Moving fluidly in one's environment' That's 'pissing yourself' isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" but it's too late, she'd already been incensed. loony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hollered over to Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" but it's too late, she'd already been incensed. Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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