Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Populated by a mix of devon yokels. posh but aged hippy types and a few hare krishna lovies. An ideal target for a spare nuclear missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cupid Stunt Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 Only if you live there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 What sort of moron gives themselves a username that is exactly the same as a character created by some pillow biting, arse loving homo. I can only presume you have shared interests, you queerboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 The long standing local joke is that Totnes is twinned with Narnia. It is reputed to have a higher concentration of healers, channellers and psychics than anywhere else on Earth. I don't believe that personally, as there must almost certainly be somewhere in California with more of that sort of cunt. However, I am perfectly prepared to accept that not even San Francisco has more poofs per capita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Good point but there must be more poofs in the well known Cheshire golf clubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Good point but there must be more poofs in the well known Cheshire golf clubs? If you really think the person behind the PunkApe persona has the ability to play golf you are sorely mistaken. He is a deformed fliddy fucking mess of the upmost pedigree. A real mobility scooter powered nugget man, whose spasticity is a wonder of modern science and a sure sign that there is no God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The long standing local joke is that Totnes is twinned with Narnia. It is reputed to have a higher concentration of healers, channellers and psychics than anywhere else on Earth*. I don't believe that personally, as there must almost certainly be somewhere in California with more of that sort of cunt. However, I am perfectly prepared to accept that not even San Francisco has more poofs per capita. *and cunts who never clean the bog pan. We had a family from Totnes renting a gite last month, when they left it took me 3 hours to scrape the shit out of it. Weird, filthy dirty cunts. Mind you they still left it cleaner than Frank did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What sort of moron gives themselves a username that is exactly the same as a character created by some pillow biting, arse loving homo. I can only presume you have shared interests, you queerboy. Thin ice Droopers. We are being encouraged to embrace all newbies and show them the caring sharing side of CC. Punkape is very good at this , Bubba is piss poor at it. The rest of us just tolerate the cunts quietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 37 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: If you really think the person behind the PunkApe persona has the ability to play golf you are sorely mistaken. He is a deformed fliddy fucking mess of the upmost pedigree. A real mobility scooter powered nugget man, whose spasticity is a wonder of modern science and a sure sign that there is no God. Bill, Bill, Bill, don't think for a second that I don't admire your humanitarianism. But exaggerating Spunkers' abilities will do the useless cunt absolutely no favours. The sooner he accepts that he's little more than a semi- mechanical piece of amoeba waste, the sooner the poof will kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: If you really think the person behind the PunkApe persona has the ability to play golf you are sorely mistaken. He is a deformed fliddy fucking mess of the upmost pedigree. A real mobility scooter powered nugget man, whose spasticity is a wonder of modern science and a sure sign that there is no God. I agree. But I didn't say he actually plays golf, I'm aware that he is to golf clubs what George Michael is to public conveniences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 36 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: *and cunts who never clean the bog pan. We had a family from Totnes renting a gite last month, when they left it took me 3 hours to scrape the shit out of it. Weird, filthy dirty cunts. Mind you they still left it cleaner than Frank did. Running a Gite site in France sounds absolutely idyllic.......no wonder you are having Libido issues Scrotes.....give it up Mon Ami and return to blighty......there are going to be loads of jobs going in Sports Direct and the NHS will have loads of spare money and appointments to sort out your little friend when we trigger the Brexit shite......got to be better than scraping carrot cruncher turds out of your furnished wooden sheds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: If you really think the person behind the PunkApe persona has the ability to play golf you are sorely mistaken. He is a deformed fliddy fucking mess of the upmost pedigree. A real mobility scooter powered nugget man, whose spasticity is a wonder of modern science and a sure sign that there is no God. Can you imagine what kind of handicap the flid plays off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Can you imagine what kind of handicap the flid plays off? I don't know, but I heard he only plays the back nine. It seems the clubs always let him get very close to the holes and he's very intimate with their members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 49 minutes ago, Ape said: Can you imagine what kind of handicap the flid plays off? It's a bit like trying to imagine the size of the universe, the nature of black hole epicentres or why women squeeze and twist a toothpaste tube at the top. Even if one thinks they have come to a deep or profound understanding, they really have no meaningful comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's a bit like trying to imagine the size of the universe, the nature of black hole epicentres or why women squeeze and twist a toothpaste tube at the top. Even if one thinks they have come to a deep or profound understanding, they really have no meaningful comprehension. So, what you're saying is, in essence, is that Punkape is a stupid fucking cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: So, what you're saying is, in essence, is that Punkape is a stupid fucking cunt? Why beat about the bush ? Evening Ape... How's Mrs Ape ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why beat about the bush ? Evening Ape... How's Mrs Ape ? She's very well, thanks. How's Mr Punk? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2016 Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 54 minutes ago, Ape said: So, what you're saying is, in essence, is that Punkape is a stupid fucking cunt? A gross over simplification. That's what I'm calling him. A gross over simplification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, Ape said: So, what you're saying is, in essence, is that Punkape is a stupid fucking cunt? Even stupid fucking cunts serve a higher purpose than the spunk monkey. I do believe the most accurate description for the boy was a piece of mechanical amoeba waste. Stupid cunts can at least function in life on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 10 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: I don't know, but I heard he only plays the back nine. It seems the clubs always let him get very close to the holes and he's very intimate with their members. Has Spunkie ever had a hole in one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Has Spunkie ever had a hole in one? He's had one or two in the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 50 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: He's had one or two in the hole. I'm sure Swarm would offer his orifices on a regular basis for which you would eagerly pay.... lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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