Guest Roger cuntwing Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Not only have you now got baby on board or child on board. But you now see grandparents on board or proud grandparents on board!! these fucking bores!! Bore you in everyday life about their fucking grandchildren!! Expect you to be all doughy eyed!! NOT FUCKING iNTERESTED!! They will only put you in a home when you are old!! Or are after your money when you snuff it!! So stop showing off with your fucking car stickers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Please, I have a reputation to uphold. Cease and desist from using my name in your run of the mill noms in future if you're not going to acquire the proper licensing rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 35 minutes ago, Jean cuntwing said: Not only have you now got baby on board or child on board. But you now see grandparents on board or proud grandparents on board!! these fucking bores!! Bore you in everyday life about their fucking grandchildren!! Expect you to be all doughy eyed!! NOT FUCKING iNTERESTED!! They will only put you in a home when you are old!! Or are after your money when you snuff it!! So stop showing off with your fucking car stickers!! You're the new king of the bleeding obvious nomination. Windsor Davies was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're the new king of the bleeding obvious nomination. Windsor Davies was a cunt. He'll never take that crown away from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 These are to warn the emergency services that they are running the risk of catching Alzheimer's or Dementia or that breathing apparatus will be required because some old cunt has followed through. Secondly, no rush. Even if you save the twats this time, they will be dead soon anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 What about "Raging fantasist cardboard dwelling dosser on board"? Punkape would have to carry it with him so that when someone does offer him a lift, they can put it in their rear window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 34 minutes ago, Manky said: These are to warn the emergency services that they are running the risk of catching Alzheimer's or Dementia or that breathing apparatus will be required because some old cunt has followed through. Secondly, no rush. Even if you save the twats this time, they will be dead soon anyway. See, Rats, I told you Manky was OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: Expect you to be all doughy eyed!! Who killed Bambi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: Not only have you now got baby on board or child on board. But you now see grandparents on board or proud grandparents on board!! Better "on board" than driving the fucking thing. Fuck those hat wearing cunts in their Nissan Micra / Suzuki Swift / Honda Jazz. I wish they were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Better "on board" than driving the fucking thing. Fuck those hat wearing cunts in their Nissan Micra / Suzuki Swift / Honda Jazz. I wish they were dead. They will be soon. But they keep on coming. Hordes of undead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 there are all sorts of these car sticker logo things with a plethora of crapola written on them........I would recommend to Admin that he should maybe create a sticker that reads "Cunt On Board".....the demand from the populace of Wolverhampton alone would set him up for life. A golden opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Who killed Bambi? Tenpole Tudor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 3 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: Not only have you now got baby on board or child on board. But you now see grandparents on board or proud grandparents on board!! these fucking bores!! Bore you in everyday life about their fucking grandchildren!! Expect you to be all doughy eyed!! NOT FUCKING iNTERESTED!! They will only put you in a home when you are old!! Or are after your money when you snuff it!! So stop showing off with your fucking car stickers!! It's doe as in bambi, not dough as in bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: It's doe as in bambi, not dough as in bread. Dunno, they often smell a bit yeasty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 The only vehicle this sticker should be used on is a speeding hearse that's dropping the old fuckers off at the local crematorium. Fire makes sure they're really dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They will be soon. But they keep on coming. Hordes of undead. Yeah. Easy to spot too, they don't move their arms whist driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, scotty said: Tenpole Tudor. Tenbob Note Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Piston said: Yeah. Easy to spot too, they don't move their arms whist driving. Maybe the bloke in Apes "people who don't swing their arms........" is one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It's doe as in bambi, not dough as in bread. Doe a deer a female deer ray a ray of golden sun I'll get me tyrolean dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Doe a deer a female deer ray a ray of golden sun I'll get me tyrolean dress Careful gyps, the hills are alive, with fucking nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Careful gyps, the hills are alive, with fucking nuns. Carefull Gobbie, you'll set Neil off... or Fender.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 26 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Carefull Gobbie, you'll set Neil off... or Fender.. My money's on Neil, he's no stranger to dirty habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: My money's on Neil, he's no stranger to dirty habits. You cruel, cruel woman... he's currently at about 35,000 feet and still rising... leave the poor bastard alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You cruel, cruel woman... he's currently at about 35,000 feet and still rising... leave the poor bastard alone! Busy making a shitcicle no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 07/09/2016 at 6:19 PM, nobgobbler said: My money's on Neil, he's no stranger to dirty habits. never ever fucked a nun,mind you my 'ol woman is doing a great impersonation of one,the chastity vow has long kicked in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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