Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Went to the Cotswolds wildlife park today, (no sheep, so disappointing ((that's for drew and withers, the boring cunts)) and every fucking cunt there thought they could talk to the fucking animals. At every open enclosure, I had to endure stupid fucking clucking, chirping and other assorted noises, alongside every cunt thinking they were David fucking Attenborough, bestowing their knowledge of the animal kingdom on anyone within ear shot. Why the fuck do people do this? Why can't they just peacefully learn about the wildlife, instead of acting like obnoxious morons? My personal favourite however, were the stupid Brummy cunts shouting about the zebras, or "stripey ponies" to quote verbatim, to their snotty nosed mini-cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: My personal favourite however, were the stupid Brummy cunts shouting about the zebras, or "stripey ponies" to quote verbatim, to their snotty nosed mini-cunts. This raises an interesting question. Does a zebra, (stripey pony) have white stripes on a black background or black stripes on a white background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: This raises an interesting question. Does a zebra, (stripey pony) have white stripes on a black background or black stripes on a white background? Each stripey pony/zebra has a pattern as unique as a person's fingerprint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Each stripey pony/zebra has a pattern as unique as a person's fingerprint. Is this the Sesame Street thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Do the French eat stripey ponies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Went to the Cotswolds wildlife park today, (no sheep, so disappointing ((that's for drew and withers, the boring cunts)) and every fucking cunt there thought they could talk to the fucking animals. At every open enclosure, I had to endure stupid fucking clucking, chirping and other assorted noises, alongside every cunt thinking they were David fucking Attenborough, bestowing their knowledge of the animal kingdom on anyone within ear shot. Why the fuck do people do this? Why can't they just peacefully learn about the wildlife, instead of acting like obnoxious morons? My personal favourite however, were the stupid Brummy cunts shouting about the zebras, or "stripey ponies" to quote verbatim, to their snotty nosed mini-cunts. Cotswold wildlife park...animals running around all over the show, crapping where they like and generally making the place a fucking tip....Animals should be where god intended them to be, not in parks. Dudley zoo is the best place for the stupid animal cunts, locked up in a solid concrete enclosures with just enough room to turn around and fed on cheap Aldi, out of date mouldy veg. Taunted by Sportsdirect XXXL tracksuits wearing grossly overweight Brummie and black country animal lovers. They have a funfair as well as a large Mosque just opposite the zoo gates so its got that real wow factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 36 minutes ago, Manky said: This raises an interesting question. Does a zebra, (stripey pony) have white stripes on a black background or black stripes on a white background? They are black with white stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Cotswold wildlife park...animals running around all over the show, crapping where they like and generally making the place a fucking tip....Animals should be where god intended them to be, not in parks. Dudley zoo is the best place for the stupid animal cunts, locked up in a solid concrete enclosures with just enough room to turn around and fed on cheap Aldi, out of date mouldy veg. Taunted by Sportsdirect XXXL tracksuits wearing grossly overweight Brummie and black country animal lovers. They have a funfair as well as a large Mosque just opposite the zoo gates so its got that real wow factor. Are you one of those cunts who pays extortionate prices to visit such an attraction, and then wax lyrical about how it's not the Serengeti? And "where God intended"? Luke, come on, you're better than that, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They are black with white stripes. That makes sense. The stripey pony at Chester Zoo nicked my wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Are you one of those cunts who pays extortionate prices to visit such an attraction, and then wax lyrical about how it's not the Serengeti? And "where God intended"? Luke, come on, you're better than that, aren't you? Have you ever been to Dudley.......The Serengeti pales into insignificance Bubba, and the wildlife is far more dangerous in Dudley. to be honest I have not been to either the Zoo or Cotswold Park for 20 years......but the Mosque bit is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Each stripey pony/zebra has a pattern as unique as a person's fingerprint. They will be extinct in 5 years if we carry on using so many barcodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Manky said: That makes sense. The stripey pony at Chester Zoo nicked my wallet.... ...and made his getaway with the £1.60 inside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: ...and made his getaway with the £1.60 inside it. You are right there. I had given my American Express card to a beggar outside Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Zoo's are shite. As are circuses. Specially the ones that have clowns in them. With their big shoes and red noses and exploding cars. Scared the piss out of me they did. My mum had to drag me out screaming from one once I was so terrified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Zoo's are shite. As are circuses. Specially the ones that have clowns in them. With their big shoes and red noses and exploding cars. Scared the piss out of me they did. My mum had to drag me out screaming from one once I was so terrified. Clowns are not funny. They are cunts. And never buy a used car from one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Clown aren't supposed to be funny. They are there to remind you that no matter how bad you think your life is, at least you're not a fucking clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 25 minutes ago, deebom said: Clown aren't supposed to be funny. They are there to remind you that no matter how bad you think your life is, at least you're not a fucking clown. Or Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: You are right there. I had given my American Express card to a beggar outside Starbucks. Was he a Nigerian Royal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Was he a Nigerian Royal? No, he was almost certainly a mentally ill, blind cunt. He'd have to be to think that the Aldi receipt that Manky had scrawled "Emerrikan Eckspress" on was the genuine article. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Was he a Nigerian Royal? Wizz, I somehow doubt that manky would have handed his credit card to a fellow of the darker persuasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: Wizz, I somehow doubt that manky would have handed his credit card to a fellow of the darker persuasion. He's a racist then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: He's a racist then? Is this the thread for racist sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: You are right there. I had given my American Express card to a beggar outside Starbucks. Fuck off you talentless bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's a racist then? Kind of. But it's to do with a lack of education, inherent in northerners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, scotty said: Is this the thread for racist sausages? I'm still looking for the racist biscuit thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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