Guest Count Liqueur Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Good evening. New here, so I await your avalanche of cuntishness. No avatar either. Left work, fancied a cold refreshment. Ordered, Drink duly poured, Excellent. Then the cunt behind the jump said, "Sorry love, have to charge you for using your card" Now, I'm fucked So, you're going to charge me money to use my money? I have to pay you to take my money? I know that this is not up there in the whole scheme of things, and I know that I'll get cunted, but this has really gripped my shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 It costs them money to take your money by card. Use cash in future you dopey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Well places that charge to use a card are cunts in general. On the other hand, paying for a drink at a pub with a card - really? What did you order, a magnum of vintage champagne? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Good evening. New here, so I await your avalanche of cuntishness. No avatar either. Left work, fancied a cold refreshment. Ordered, Drink duly poured, Excellent. Then the cunt behind the jump said, "Sorry love, have to charge you for using your card" Now, I'm fucked So, you're going to charge me money to use my money? I have to pay you to take my money? I know that this is not up there in the whole scheme of things, and I know that I'll get cunted, but this has really gripped my shit You seem to hang around in shitholes. Most people on here are middle class or feign it. We are used to a higher standard of guest visitor with a better command of English. Abuse deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Gormless cunts like you who spend ages fucking around with card readers at cash points are the reason I don't work in retail anymore. First nom and I already want you dead. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You seem to hang around in shitholes. Most people on here are middle class or feign it. We are used to a higher standard of guest visitor with a better command of English. Abuse deleted. Shut the fuck up, you oily heap of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Count Liqueur Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Peanut. First 'norm'. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Pile of shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Good evening. New here, so I await your avalanche of cuntishness. No avatar either. Left work, fancied a cold refreshment. Ordered, Drink duly poured, Excellent. Then the cunt behind the jump said, "Sorry love, have to charge you for using your card" Now, I'm fucked So, you're going to charge me money to use my money? I have to pay you to take my money? I know that this is not up there in the whole scheme of things, and I know that I'll get cunted, but this has really gripped my shit Gripped your shit hey, be careful in saying things like that or PunkBitch will see that as a chat up line. Oh and do fuck off you fucking mong brained monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Most retailers have to pay a surcharge to accept card payments for the convenience of getting thick cunts like yourself to spend money you haven't got (yet). This surcharge is typically 1%, so unless you had purchased a magnum of champagne, as suggested by one of our other fucking wankstain contributers to this discussion, I would opinion that 50p is a bit steep. ps. Has anybody suggested you kill yourself yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Count Liqueur Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Thank you all for your kind welcome. Looking forward to some verbal sparring. Oh, Punkape, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Thank you all for your kind welcome. Looking forward to some verbal sparring. Oh, Punkape, fuck off Ey up lads ('n' lasses), the cunt's learnt sumfink already!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Count Liqueur Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Missed a word, Agent. The Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Missed a word, Agent. The You're missing a lot more than a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Count Liqueur said: Missed a word, Agent. The I think I've found a suitable avatar for you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 ...or spell. Your a dipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Thank you all for your kind welcome. Looking forward to some verbal sparring. Oh, Punkape, fuck off Kill yourself Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Count Liqueur Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Sorry flaps. You missed the apostrophe e. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Sorry flaps. You missed the apostrophe e. CUNT 25 minutes ago, Count Liqueur said: Sorry flaps. You missed the apostrophe e. CUNT Have you ever indulged in avian intercourse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 This has got to be the biggest, most steaming pile of grade A horse shit from a returning member (sorry newbie) I have ever seen. Brompton cocktail for Count Liquer please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pile of shite Gypsy slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gypsy slag. I have a lovely suitcase that you will fit into, i will have to dismember you first though..sounds good yeah ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Gypsy slag. Fuck off cuntape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off cuntape. He really is beyond spastication isn't she? An online example of what it would be like to confront a genuinely retarded closet homosexual transvestite with cerebral palsy. I guess we can be grateful being given the opportunity to interact with one of them online, lest we meet one of the cunts out in the real world. i.e. Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Count Liqueur said: Sorry flaps. You missed the apostrophe e. CUNT You fucking stupid cunt. It was omitted ironically to reflect the same mistake on Agent Pissknuts suggestion for an avatar. Unless you've just demonstrated a triple bluff, in which case congratulations, you smart arse cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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