Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 I am quite capable of remembering what was going on in a TV programme prior to an advert break, and so don't need a fucking summary before the show continues. Then there's the "coming up after the break" shit too, just in case the viewer is too impatient to wait and see. Americunt shows are the worst offenders - by the time you take out the ad breaks, the coming up after the break shit and the recaps, a supposedly hour long show contains about half an hour of original content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: I am quite capable of remembering what was going on in a TV programme prior to an advert break, and so don't need a fucking summary before the show continues. Then there's the "coming up after the break" shit too, just in case the viewer is too impatient to wait and see. Americunt shows are the worst offenders - by the time you take out the ad breaks, the coming up after the break shit and the recaps, a supposedly hour long show contains about half an hour of original content. I agree Ape, the advertisements are the whole purpose of these tv channels now. Programmes are clearly of no great importance compared to flogging us PPI compensation , shampoo and insurance. The problem is getting worse as the advertisement time is constantly being increased compared to the programme as we trundle towards being more like USA television. I would add that it used to be that you could flick to another channel whilst the Ads were on but now the cunts have become wise to this and synchronised all their breaks which then leaves no alternative but to flick to a BBC channel.......where the only thing that seems to be on is some shit about baking or relocating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: I am quite capable of remembering what was going on in a TV programme prior to an advert break, and so don't need a fucking summary before the show continues. Then there's the "coming up after the break" shit too, just in case the viewer is too impatient to wait and see. Americunt shows are the worst offenders - by the time you take out the ad breaks, the coming up after the break shit and the recaps, a supposedly hour long show contains about half an hour of original content. You're a fucking moron for watching this shit and a retarded fuckwit for stating the bleeding obvious and dragging onto here as a topic. You boring, AIDS ridden idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Free pen just for being interested anyone ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You're a fucking moron for watching this shit and a retarded fuckwit for stating the bleeding obvious and dragging onto here as a topic. You boring, AIDS ridden idiot. You're stupidity is seemingly limitless. Stating the bleeding obvious? Explain why this nom is obvious, and also why you feel it an inappropriate subject for CC. I can only assume you've taken offence as it doesn't mention your favourite subject, you shit stabbing little turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: You're stupidity is seemingly limitless. Stating the bleeding obvious? Explain why this nom is obvious, and also why you feel it an inappropriate subject for CC. I can only assume you've taken offence as it doesn't mention your favourite subject, you shit stabbing little turd. Have to agree except for the little turd more like a huge useless shit stabbing turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 42 minutes ago, Even bigger cunt. said: Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Stop watching the fucking moron box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 On 25/09/2016 at 9:50 AM, Ape said: I am quite capable of remembering what was going on in a TV programme prior to an advert break, and so don't need a fucking summary before the show continues. Then there's the "coming up after the break" shit too, just in case the viewer is too impatient to wait and see. Americunt shows are the worst offenders - by the time you take out the ad breaks, the coming up after the break shit and the recaps, a supposedly hour long show contains about half an hour of original content. This is a good really nom, particularly from a twat like you. I think they do it for the stupid yanks and other people with only one brain cell like the welsh and gay golfers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: This is a good really nom, particularly from a twat like you. I think they do it for the stupid yanks and other people with only one brain cell like the welsh and gay golfers. What's a good really nom, you twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 It could be much worse. It could be a Nom about Lyons Bakewell Tarts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Its like a really good nom, but it's even better............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: It could be much worse. It could be a Nom about Lyons Bakewell Tarts..... https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstuffem.wordpress.com%2Ffiles%2F2007%2F02%2Fterrythomas_2.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstuffem.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F02%2F05%2Fbritish-iconscomedyterry-thomas%2F&docid=h_w3pnflJv3gQM&tbnid=k-bBrW7OFvYrcM%3A&w=400&h=300&bih=498&biw=1093&ved=0ahUKEwiewcCD5K3PAhXLBcAKHbnMC7QQMwg4KAUwBQ&iact=mrc&uact=8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Earl of Punkape Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstuffem.wordpress.com%2Ffiles%2F2007%2F02%2Fterrythomas_2.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstuffem.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F02%2F05%2Fbritish-iconscomedyterry-thomas%2F&docid=h_w3pnflJv3gQM&tbnid=k-bBrW7OFvYrcM%3A&w=400&h=300&bih=498&biw=1093&ved=0ahUKEwiewcCD5K3PAhXLBcAKHbnMC7QQMwg4KAUwBQ&iact=mrc&uact=8 You don't seriously expect me to open that do you ? Cretin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You don't seriously expect me to open that do you ? Cretin.... I say, ratheeeerrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You don't seriously expect me to open that do you ? Cretin.... ah but you did, didn't you Frankie....I so enjoy your outrage.....toodle pip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: thanks mate...I tried a paste but it kept on about format or some other shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 It was obviously well beyond you technical capabilities you fucking numpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: It was obviously well beyond you technical capabilities you fucking numpty agreed...it does take a high degree of nerdness to get this sort of thing right..bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: agreed...it does take a high degree of nerdness to get this sort of thing right..bravo. I've been for a piss, can we recap where we were with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: I've been for a piss, can we recap where we were with this? I think we were taking the piss out of Pinkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think we were taking the piss out of Pinkape Is this him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Is this the range rover?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 26, 2016 Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Are these his golf clubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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