Guest Roger cuntwing Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Matt Dawson cunt cunt cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Jean cuntwing said: Matt Dawson cunt cunt cunt You've posted the same topic twice you thick, fucking, knob jockeying tosser with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: You've posted the same topic twice you thick, fucking, knob jockeying tosser with AIDS. I've got cancer of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. Ban the cunt forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. Sack the cunt who bought the software then top them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. It could also be that cuntwing is a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Jean cuntwing said: Matt Dawson cunt cunt cunt What a stupid, boring, fucking idiot. Matt Dawson is a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 9 hours ago, Rick_B said: Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem. More likely to be some people running frontal lobe '94 and hippothalmus lite. Thick fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 he is a bit of a jug eared gurner but I don't believe he has done anything to justify the nomination of a cunt, let alone a triple header. If you want my opinion i think you should pour yourself a glass of Cilit Bang Limescale Remover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Universal 'go to' talking head, for media researchers everywhere. who have gone through the 'initial-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-listers' , been knocked back by Madonna, Cumberbatch, Rick Wakeman and the weatherman for Border TV, before going 'Oh for fucks sake, go on then. Get Dawson's 'peeps' on the blower. He's a grasping cunt who'll do anything for a fiver and first crack at the Green Room' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: What a stupid, boring, fucking idiot. Matt Dawson is a cunt too. I wish this Cuntflap thing dead Bubba. 'Who will rid me of this troublesome wanker' ( Henry II , 29th December, 1170 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Universal 'go to' talking head, for media researchers everywhere. who have gone through the 'initial-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-listers' , been knocked back by Madonna, Cumberbatch, Rick Wakeman and the weatherman for Border TV, before going 'Oh for fucks sake, go on then. Get Dawson's 'peeps' on the blower. He's a grasping cunt who'll do anything for a fiver and first crack at the Green Room' Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ.... Fuck off! It was easy to understand, you obviously weren't paying enough attention to Sir while he was spilling his brasso over your fat wobbling buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ.... Subjunctive clauses and long sentences. They're a real bitch aren't they? Stick with it though Punkers. One day you'll be able to understand those personal ads and get yourself plugged-up with all the throbbing gristle you so desperately crave but that you don't have the rudimentary intelligence required to express the desire for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ.... I think its a jibe directed at you, read in-between the lines you fool and tell him he is a *cretin/pleb/knobjockey/lol *delete as required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Subjunctive clauses and long sentences. They're a real bitch aren't they? Stick with it though Punkers. One day you'll be able to understand those personal ads and get yourself plugged-up with all the throbbing gristle you so desperately crave but that you don't have the rudimentary intelligence required to express the desire for. More crap from Gay Pseuds columnist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: More crap from Gay Pseuds columnist.... Chase me, chase me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 15 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Chase me, chase me!! I knew you were a bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: I knew you were a bender. I have an 'outy' belly button too Be afraid. Be very afraid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: I knew you were a bender. Spunkers, my liver's fucked. They've told me if I don't pack it in, I've got another year maximum. Live life to the full, just come out already, tell the world who you really are and be free you fucking flower-loving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 10 minutes ago, nocti said: Spunkers, my liver's fucked. They've told me if I don't pack it in, I've got another year maximum. Live life to the full, just come out already, tell the world who you really are and be free you fucking flower-loving cunt. Up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Up yours. That's the spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: That's the spirit. Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink.. Phone Michael Barrymore. Explain situation. Meet in toilets. Mutually bugger. Be yourself. Never look back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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