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9 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Two different posters have done this tonight, I'm wondering if we have a software problem.

More likely to be some people running frontal lobe '94 and hippothalmus lite. Thick fuckers.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

he is a bit of a jug eared gurner but I don't believe he has done anything to justify the nomination of a cunt, let alone a triple header.

If you want my opinion i think you should pour yourself a glass of Cilit Bang Limescale Remover.

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Universal 'go to' talking head, for media researchers everywhere. who have gone through the 'initial-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-listers' , been knocked back by Madonna, Cumberbatch, Rick Wakeman and the weatherman for Border TV, before going 'Oh for fucks sake, go on then. Get Dawson's 'peeps' on the blower. He's a grasping cunt who'll do anything for a fiver and first crack at the Green Room'

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1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

Universal 'go to' talking head, for media researchers everywhere. who have gone through the 'initial-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-listers' , been knocked back by Madonna, Cumberbatch, Rick Wakeman and the weatherman for Border TV, before going 'Oh for fucks sake, go on then. Get Dawson's 'peeps' on the blower. He's a grasping cunt who'll do anything for a fiver and first crack at the Green Room'

Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ....

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ....

Fuck off! It was easy to understand, you obviously weren't paying enough attention to Sir while he was spilling his brasso over your fat wobbling buttocks.

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4 hours ago, Punkape said:

Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ....

Subjunctive clauses and long sentences.

They're a real bitch aren't they?

Stick with it though Punkers. One day you'll be able to understand those personal ads and get yourself plugged-up with all the throbbing gristle you so desperately crave but that you don't have the rudimentary intelligence required to express the desire for.

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Guest luke swarm
4 hours ago, Punkape said:

Can we get this translated by some cunt who got a 3rd in Sociology from Sussex Univ....

I think its a jibe directed at you, read in-between the lines you fool and tell him he is a *cretin/pleb/knobjockey/lol

*delete as required.  

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5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Subjunctive clauses and long sentences.

They're a real bitch aren't they?

Stick with it though Punkers. One day you'll be able to understand those personal ads and get yourself plugged-up with all the throbbing gristle you so desperately crave but that you don't have the rudimentary intelligence required to express the desire for.

More crap from Gay Pseuds columnist....

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29 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Get hold of a 1litre jug.

Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well.

Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink..

Phone Michael Barrymore.

Explain situation.

Meet in toilets.

Mutually bugger.

Be yourself.

Never look back.

 

 

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