Ape™️ Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Why do some people feel it acceptable to appear in public with their fucking eyebrows joined together? I realise that it's bad luck if a person is blighted by this disfigurement, but it's surely possible to shave or wax or do fucking something to avoid looking like Cro-Magnon cunting man? There's a cunt on The Apprentice at the moment with a fucking horrendous mono. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 It's actually a sign of beauty and fertility in some areas of the British Isles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Frida Kahlo is an overrated cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dai O'Rhea Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 My mates Ronnie and Reggie both had monobrows. Salt of the urf and loved their mum. Are you saying they were wankers and cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Dai O'Rhea said: My mates Ronnie and Reggie both had monobrows. Salt of the urf and loved their mum. Are you saying they were wankers and cunts? Where in Ireland are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Dai O'Rhea said: My mates Ronnie and Reggie both had monobrows. Salt of the urf and loved their mum. Are you saying they were wankers and cunts? Both were poofs and paedophiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Both were poofs and paedophiles. Friends of yours? I bet they wore the right cuff-links! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Friends of yours? I bet they wore the right cuff-links! Your pals rent-boy. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Your pals rent-boy. That doesn't make sense. Do you mean "Your pals, rent-boy" (implying that I'm a rent boy) or "your pal's (a) rent-boy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That doesn't make sense. Do you mean "Your pals, rent-boy" (implying that I'm a rent boy) or "your pal's (a) rent-boy"? Fucking hell, is this a grammar forum? Gape is right they were both nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Donner and chips said: It's actually a sign of beauty and fertility in some areas of the British Isles. What? Dogger Bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Frida Kahlo is an overrated cunt. Wasn't the same after the crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 11 hours ago, Ape said: Why do some people feel it acceptable to appear in public with their fucking eyebrows joined together? I realise that it's bad luck if a person is blighted by this disfigurement, but it's surely possible to shave or wax or do fucking something to avoid looking like Cro-Magnon cunting man? There's a cunt on The Apprentice at the moment with a fucking horrendous mono. Fucking wanker. It is definitely a Welsh thing, look at that short arse Robbie Williams. Charlotte Church looks like her minge hair is constantly moving north. Bubba is even worse, he looks like a moulting Chewbacca, but shorter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 20 hours ago, Dai O'Rhea said: My mates Ronnie and Reggie both had monobrows. Salt of the urf and loved their mum. Are you saying they were wankers and cunts? You sound as if you were more a mate to ronnie than reggie. Am I right or am I right? Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Chloe Smith our local cuntservative councillor has one of these. I would still chuck a load of my love juice up her shitter though, given half the chance. How's about it Luv. Every vote counts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't the same after the crash That was Joe Strummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dai O'Rhea Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You sound as if you were more a mate to ronnie than reggie. Am I right or am I right? Poof. Exactly the kind of remark I expect fom someone flapping in his own piss, clearly looking at the computer screen through a Carlsberg Specialbrew induced stupour, eh Mr Cuntflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 On 10/14/2016 at 4:14 AM, witheredscrote said: It is definitely a Welsh thing, look at that short arse Robbie Williams. Charlotte Church looks like her minge hair is constantly moving north. Bubba is even worse, he looks like a moulting Chewbacca, but shorter True, time has been rather unkind to poor Charlotte, but I'd still give her one up the wrong 'un. Get her voice back in proper working form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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