Guest Hector Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Isn't it a bastard when just one word in a headline can really fuck up your day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Did a Guinness lorry knock him off his pushbike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Hector said: Isn't it a bastard when just one word in a headline can really fuck up your day? Phil Collins is two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Oh well, i suppose his millions compensate the loss of his brain juice, my heart bleeds for the cuntbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 29 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Phil Collins is two words. 'Whoosh' is one word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, neil298 said: 'Whoosh' is one word intelligence is not really your strong suit is it Neil. Stick to wanking jokes, its more your forte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 "It's like rain on your wedding day,a free ride when............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: "It's like rain on your wedding day,a free ride when............ it is a bitter little pill eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Hector said: Isn't it a bastard when just one word in a headline can really fuck up your day? Very nice work, hector. Have a like on the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Alcohol nearly killed hiim? Presumably there wasn't enough lemonade in his half shandy, the puny little runt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Alcohol nearly killed hiim? Presumably there wasn't enough lemonade in his half shandy, the puny little runt. Easy Lover, there is clearly Something In The Air Tonight and, Against All Odds, You'll Be In My Heart. Do You Remember, Son of Man, that Strangers Like Me sometimes have Two Hearts? No? I thought this was going to be Another Day in Paradise, but I guess that if you won't Take Me Home then I Don't Care Anymore. Phil Collins is a midget, baldy little runt. He probably didn't die of drink because drink thought he was too much of a cunt to hang around with. Genesis were alright with Peter Gabriel, but Collins decided that writing banal pop songs for chavvy middle-management women with peroxide hair to shake their bingo wings to was the way to go. Sellout, pandering, lowest-common-denominator cunt. I'm waiting for him to turn up as the guest act on Strictly Come Dancing, so that I can enjoy the sound of overweight nouveau riche women clapping along behind the beat, with that weird, moronic from-the-shoulders clap that brings the hands together at face height rather than normal clapping. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 17 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Easy Lover, there is clearly Something In The Air Tonight and, Against All Odds, You'll Be In My Heart. Do You Remember, Son of Man, that Strangers Like Me sometimes have Two Hearts? No? I thought this was going to be Another Day in Paradise, but I guess that if you won't Take Me Home then I Don't Care Anymore. Phil Collins is a midget, baldy little runt. He probably didn't die of drink because drink thought he was too much of a cunt to hang around with. Genesis were alright with Peter Gabriel, but Collins decided that writing banal pop songs for chavvy middle-management women with peroxide hair to shake their bingo wings to was the way to go. Sellout, pandering, lowest-common-denominator cunt. I'm waiting for him to turn up as the guest act on Strictly Come Dancing, so that I can enjoy the sound of overweight nouveau riche women clapping along behind the beat, with that weird, moronic from-the-shoulders clap that brings the hands together at face height rather than normal clapping. I would have given the second paragraph a much coveted "like", but sadly by that point I had already read the first one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I read an interview with him a couple of years ago where he said that he used to be a right twat and was ashamed of the way he used to behave. Used to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Easy Lover, there is clearly Something In The Air Tonight and, Against All Odds, You'll Be In My Heart. Do You Remember, Son of Man, that Strangers Like Me sometimes have Two Hearts? No? I thought this was going to be Another Day in Paradise, but I guess that if you won't Take Me Home then I Don't Care Anymore. Phil Collins is a midget, baldy little runt. He probably didn't die of drink because drink thought he was too much of a cunt to hang around with. Genesis were alright with Peter Gabriel, but Collins decided that writing banal pop songs for chavvy middle-management women with peroxide hair to shake their bingo wings to was the way to go. Sellout, pandering, lowest-common-denominator cunt. I'm waiting for him to turn up as the guest act on Strictly Come Dancing, so that I can enjoy the sound of overweight nouveau riche women clapping along behind the beat, with that weird, moronic from-the-shoulders clap that brings the hands together at face height rather than normal clapping. Cunts. Please tell me you don't watch Strictly cunt dancing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Hector said: Isn't it a bastard when just one word in a headline can really fuck up your day? You mean like the word "Cottaging" ruined old spunkies day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: Very nice work, hector. Have a like on the house. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Posted October 28, 2015 · Report post http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/oct/28/phil-collins-return-to-music-retirement Oh just fuck off cunt. May I kindly refer members to the topic I referred to almost a year ago. Quote Edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: May I kindly refer members to the topic I referred to almost a year ago. Although it retains the stark one-line simplicity of the original nomination, today's re-boot actually displays a modicum of wit and isn't totally shit. Yours, A.Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Ugly baldy thin lipped cunt with an awful voice. Ok he can turn out a tune on a drum kit but then our Frank can do that with a couple of chop sticks and a few empty beer cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Although it retains the stark one-line simplicity of the original, today's re-boot actually displays a modicum of wit and isn't totally shit. Yours, A.Critic Bill is still with us Baws.....when we need another total cunt, we will arrange interviews...in the meantime stick to the usual old nom search/referral duties role. thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Bill is still with us Baws.....when we need another total cunt, we will arrange interviews... What's this "we" shit, white man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I'm pleased to see that at least a couple of fellow cunts got the reference 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What's this "we" shit, white man? this is Wolverhampton my Jock friend...aint seen no white man in weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 Alcohol is the devils brew. I love and hate it. I am currently drinking a Leffe Blonde and eating a cheese toastie. A dull monologue, I confess, but I'm dreading work tomorrow and trying to keep my mind off it. Its either this, or masturbate myself senseless. That no longer holds much appeal for me, so I cannot imagine what the thought of it does for you........hence blah blah blah....fuck this, I'm boring myself - off for a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 24, 2016 Report Share Posted October 24, 2016 The biggest 'Let ME play drums on Do They Know It's Christmas. let ME play both Live Aid gigs' show off in music, until Lady Gaga hoved into view. A Tory too, naturally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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