Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts. Why don't you phone the fucking Samaritans for sympathy then you penis. It would stop you posting your mincing drivel on here. Then kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Why don't you phone the fucking Samaritans for sympathy then you penis. It would stop you posting your mincing drivel on here. Then kill yourself. I'm not after sympathy, arse bandit, I'm just making a nomination of something that I feel is a cunt. You should try doing the same one day, rather than posting your trademark homosexuality and abortion drivel, you vile, twisted little shit stabber. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm not after sympathy, arse bandit, I'm just making a nomination of something that I feel is a cunt. You should try doing the same one day, rather than posting your trademark homosexuality and abortion drivel, you vile, twisted little shit stabber. I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts. it is a problem but do rest assured that your call is very important to them and just have a bit of patience whilst they charge you for holding.......they usually play some nice music whilst waiting, so......its a good idea that when they finally do answer your call to immediately say "excuse me but I was fucking listening to that" it doesn't half confuse the fuck out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start. How the fuckity fuck do you get from throwing moneylenders out of the village hall, to gay rights, accidental pregnancy and your (hopeful) murder? Nevermind, I forgot, that little bit of jellied amoeba in your skull equates everything to you being such a closet gay and your wish to die because you feel guilty at it.... As for the call volumes, I reckon it's because they are all shit, and there's only so many phone lines between here and India/Pakistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start. Your church is a load of bollocks. They need to step up their door policy ie keep benders like you out. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Your church is a load of bollocks. They need to step up their door policy ie keep benders like you out. Fuck off. Even you would be welcome to join the catholic faith but you must repent first then take instruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Even you would be welcome to join the catholic faith but you must repent first then take instruction. Why would I, or any other excellent person, want to join a club run and frequented by faggots, peedos and deluded old women, and sit about mumbling gibberish and singing shit tunes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why would I, or any other excellent person, want to join a club run and frequented by faggots, peedos and deluded old women, and sit about mumbling gibberish and singing shit tunes? Because god says so and Jesus loves you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 52 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Because god says so and Jesus loves you. Alle fucking luia to that brothers and sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Ding? What are you fucking playing at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why would I, or any other excellent person, want to join a club run and frequented by faggots, peedos and deluded old women, and sit about mumbling gibberish and singing shit tunes? Avoiding going to Hell should be a huge incentive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 @DingTheRioja, attend me this instant. You know what you've done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: @DingTheRioja, attend me this instant. You know what you've done. He's been manipulating the fucking leaderboard is what. How on earth would that hopeless dope fender get up top? Piling all his likes falsely is just as sly as removing them. Plus there is the additional crime of coercing others into donating likes. Either of two things could happen to remedy this: Ding and fender are both banned for 2 months plus, or fender suddenly becomes hilarious, retrospectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's been manipulating the fucking leaderboard is what. How on earth would that hopeless dope fender get up top? Piling all his likes falsely is just as sly as removing them. Plus there is the additional crime of coercing others into donating likes. Either of two things could happen to remedy this: Ding and fender are both banned for 2 months plus, or fender suddenly becomes hilarious, retrospectively. Fucking disgusting scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts. Reading your shite is pain enough without actually hearing your gibberish . .fuck off like a good chap Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start. If you're like this straight after church punkers, I shudder to think what you're like after saturday night in the boozer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Reading your shite is pain enough without actually hearing your gibberish . .fuck off like a good chap Panzerknacker Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: It doesn't matter who I'm trying to call - credit card company, bank, utility company etc. Whenever I do, whatever the time of day, whatever the day of the week, I am warned that due to the abnormally high call volumes they are currently experiencing, there may be a delay in my call being answered. How unlucky is that? Fucking cunts. If you are that unlucky then don't ring the cunts at all. They will no doubt get in touch with you....eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 46 minutes ago, Hector said: If you are that unlucky then don't ring the cunts at all. They will no doubt get in touch with you....eventually. I assume you realise the unlucky bit was sarcasm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Why don't you phone the fucking Samaritans for sympathy then you penis. It would stop you posting your mincing drivel on here. Then kill yourself. He'll probably get the same message from them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I've just been to Church and the sermon was about Jesus throwing the moneylenders out of the Temple.That nicely covers a multitude of sins (Gays,abortion/murder) and you can fuck off for a start. Yeah, then they nicked the lead off the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why would I, or any other excellent person, want to join a club run and frequented by faggots, peedos and deluded old women, and sit about mumbling gibberish and singing shit tunes? Shit tunes. Sounds like a Michael Buble concert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like a Michael Buble concert Did you know his kid was just diagnosed with cancer or was this analogy just a lucky guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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