Guest Hector Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 The toilet bowl had blood in it again this morning. Not because I split Mrs H with my humongous nob or because Punkape had rogered me all night with a Bam dildo. It was because Mrs H had forgot to flush away the blob again, bless her. But it did put me off my marmite on toast whilst I was having a shit this morning. (And before any of you fuckers start, I researched 'dildos' especially for this nom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 That's why I won't move in with the Missus yet ha ha. Her house attracts bears that time of the month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Homo Pleb. Reported for derailing and abuse on the 2nd reply. Now fuck off. Worst "blob" related incident I can remember was at school, there was a used one left in the rain gutter on the lower cloakroom stairs... now that was literally (shush) a red rag to a bunch of silly school boys... yes, me as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 33 minutes ago, Hector said: But it did put me off my marmite on toast whilst I was having a shit this morning. eating marmite on toast whilst simultaneously evacuating ones bowels is not exactly conducive to a hearty appetite you stupid twat......wait till you have finished and try eating it at the table like normal cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 You could develop piles, fissures or rectal cancer, then you will regularly bleed into the bowl, if you can't beat them, join them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Fucking hell Hector, what an absolutely fucking disgusting subject matter. Anymore of this shit and I'll tie you by the ankles to my chariot and drag your bloodied corpse around the walls of Troy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: eating marmite on toast whilst simultaneously evacuating ones bowels is not exactly conducive to a hearty appetite you stupid twat......wait till you have finished and try eating it at the table like normal cunts. I do hope I have not upset your sensibilities too much Luke, regarding eating toast on the bog. I'd have thought that seeing Wolverhampton is one such bog you'd have been used to it. Derek Dougan was a cunt. There, that's telling you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell Hector, what an absolutely fucking disgusting subject matter. Anymore of this shit and I'll tie you by the ankles to my chariot and drag your bloodied corpse around the walls of Troy. Too late! Mrs H has already done this, this afternoon.. ..and it wasn't all my blood nor was it by my ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Hector said: The toilet bowl had blood in it again this morning. Not because I split Mrs H with my humongous nob or because Punkape had rogered me all night with a Bam dildo. It was because Mrs H had forgot to flush away the blob again, bless her. The obvious solution is to bludgeon the cunt to death, cauterise the remains, and bury her under the patio, Then just kidnap another younger one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Hector said: The toilet bowl had blood in it again this morning. Not because I split Mrs H with my humongous nob or because Punkape had rogered me all night with a Bam dildo. It was because Mrs H had forgot to flush away the blob again, bless her. But it did put me off my marmite on toast whilst I was having a shit this morning. (And before any of you fuckers start, I researched 'dildos' especially for this nom) When she's gotta jam she's gotta jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 5 hours ago, Extremecunt said: That's why I won't move in with the Missus yet ha ha. Her house attracts bears that time of the month. No, the reason you won't move in with her is that she fucking despises you. So do I. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When she's gotta jam she's gotta jam. Yeah,right on Sistah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 32 minutes ago, Ape said: No, the reason you won't move in with her is that she fucking despises you. So do I. Boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: Boring cunt Yes, that's probably another reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Hector said: I do hope I have not upset your sensibilities too much Luke, regarding eating toast on the bog. I'd have thought that seeing Wolverhampton is one such bog you'd have been used to it. Derek Dougan was a cunt. There, that's telling you. Steve Kindon is a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Your wife sounds like a revolting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Your wife sounds like a revolting cunt. Seeing that your own wife has a pair of bollocks dangling from his fat gusset, I suppose you would think like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 On 11/6/2016 at 11:29 AM, Decimus said: Fucking hell Hector, what an absolutely fucking disgusting subject matter. Anymore of this shit and I'll tie you by the ankles to my chariot and drag your bloodied corpse around the walls of Troy. Achilles was a right angry cunt. Hector just bled a lot, the soft fucking twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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