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Guest DingTheRioja
51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

To be fair, I thought it was a bit harsh and disproportionate. Still very welcome though. Fuck off! :P

Dunno, he was trying to bait me into calling him a paedo catholic the other day, failing badly but still trying.. The Scoutmaster dig was a feeble attempt at getting round the rules on that score. He thought he was being clever...

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17 hours ago, Bedbug said:

I'm scared Decs. Whilst I was having the radiotherapy today the machine started making a hissing noise like a wild goose, and the room started smelling of garlic. I think Withers is trying to possess me. Help me here mate, its worrying.

DECS, its getting worse, this morning I came into the bureau to be greeted by a pervading smell of goose shit, and the floor was covered in feathers. Please help me, I don't know where to turn. I feel cold.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you been watching wrestle mania? The only thing you own is a subscription to big boys in leather magazine. Or was your above post a direct quote from your cellmate after you were imprisoned for stealing Barbie doll accessories from toys r us? Now run along before I swat you like the buzzy little gnat that you are.

Hi, my name's Barbie, would you like to suck my dick?

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you the little quincesses new girlfriend now that his regular squeeze has been cruelly taken from him? He won't respect you in the morning.

I don't respect him tonight. 

 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I feel terrible Quince, I missed your anniversary. Can you ever forgive me?

I sat up til midnight, dressed to kill-fucking resplendent- but no flowers, wine, card , nor fuck all. You didn't mind the fucking caird.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wouldn't want to tread on kens toes, and if you continue this sluttish behaviour Mattel will replace you with a politically correct Islamic doll named Barbinder.

Barbinder sounds Sikh. Idiot. You makea me sikh.

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell how old are you ? I bet you have the ovaltinies on 78's, and all 3099 volumes of singalong a Max.

My mum loved listening to that programme. Every Sunday I'd be playing with my dollies on the floor and she'd have that on. No wonder I'd hit the sauce years later. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My mum loved listening to that programme. Every Sunday I'd be playing with my dollies on the floor and she'd have that on. No wonder I'd hit the sauce years later. 

I listened to Shirkers Playtime.

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