PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Signed up a new client .nothe bad looking but overweight ..anyway went to her house for the first pt session one thing led to anot her and ended up in the bedroom only to see the shelves lined with all manner of feminist bolloxology and women's rights literature . .looked back at her and she's on the bed naked as a jay bird demanding i do all manner of degrading things to her which I duely provided up the arse in her mouth ..he daughter is on telly a lot usually gibbering about politics horrid old cunt slag Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Signed up a new client .nothe bad looking but overweight ..anyway went to her house for the first pt session one thing led to anot her and ended up in the bedroom only to see the shelves lined with all manner of feminist bolloxology and women's rights literature . .looked back at her and she's on the bed naked as a jay bird demanding i do all manner of degrading things to her which I duely provided up the arse in her mouth ..he daughter is on telly a lot usually gibbering about politics horrid old cunt slag Panzerknacker Fucking around with Jo brand! You brave cunt. Did she shit on your dick? I would have pissed in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Watch alot of porn do you? Just wondering where you get your idea from. Are you a plumber by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Panzy, for a moment I was grasping to hope that you had been in Pen's boudoir, and could provide her personal details, to rid these hallowed pages of the cunt forever. Alas, you have disappointed me yet again. In this world we must all make sacrifices. It's your turn...sacrifice your life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Watch alot of porn do you? Just wondering where you get your idea from. Are you a plumber by any chance? I think that he is a boilermaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Watch alot of porn do you? Just wondering where you get your idea from. Are you a plumber by any chance? Personal trainer . .most of my clients are too fat and filled with shame to go to a gym Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Even when you're writing fantasist bollocks like a teenage school boy, you still don't have the self confidence and imagination to concoct a story involving you porking even a semi-attractive 2/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Signed up a new client .nothe bad looking but overweight ..anyway went to her house for the first pt session one thing led to anot her and ended up in the bedroom only to see the shelves lined with all manner of feminist bolloxology and women's rights literature . .looked back at her and she's on the bed naked as a jay bird demanding i do all manner of degrading things to her which I duely provided up the arse in her mouth ..he daughter is on telly a lot usually gibbering about politics horrid old cunt slag Panzerknacker Confessions of a window licker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Hmm..the fecal smearers are awake early . .crappy NHS thorazine Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Confessions of a window licker. Better than you trying to lick your own cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Better than you trying to lick your own cock Or you licking yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Confessions of a window licker. and I thought Robin Askwith was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Personal trainer . .most of my clients are too fat and filled with shame to go to a gym Panzerknacker What does ATP mean? What level PT are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What is ATP mean? Eh..arse..tits . .pussy..every womans paranoia zone . .now givius a question on general knowledge Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bedbug said: and I thought Robin Askwith was a cunt Don't worry beddy baby nobody thinks about you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What does ATP mean? What level PT are you? I'm level 42..lessons in luurve baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm level 42..lessons in luurve baby Panzerknacker I'm really pleased with my six pack. I will drink it during the England game, (first half) tomorrow. And my stand-by six pack in the second half. Muscles and toned bodies are a bit narcissistic and gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Eh..arse..tits . .pussy..every womans paranoia zone . .now givius a question on general knowledge Panzerknacker You're as much a personal trainer as I'm an astronaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 25 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm level 42..lessons in luurve baby Panzerknacker I knew there was Something about you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're as much a personal trainer as I'm an astronaut Eat shite ..feel shite..look shite . .an pump iron..a little n often it's not brain surgery darlin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 26 minutes ago, Manky said: I'm really pleased with my six pack. I will drink it during the England game, (first half) tomorrow. And my stand-by six pack in the second half. Muscles and toned bodies are a bit narcissistic and gay. Ya have a 12 pack . .#mankygoals Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Confessions of a window licker. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya have a 12 pack . .#mankygoals Panzerknacker I don't suppose you drive to these imaginary womens' houses in a RAV4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I don't suppose you drive to these imaginary womens' houses in a RAV4? Nonsense, these types usually have a pushbike to get around their client base......statistically lots of them are involved in accidents with automobiles, some sustain terrible brain injuries........take this Panzerwanker chap, he is obviously one of those statistics and now has lurid fantasies about large women and indeed is so brain dead that he has to keep reminding himself who he is by appending his name all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 20 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I don't suppose you drive to these imaginary womens' houses in a RAV4? No I'm a practical guy I've a Citroën dispatch van for carrying stuff .bench . .weights..towels . .oil..duffle bag of condoms . .usual stuff Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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