Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I see cunts do this once in a while if I go to the chav-frequented supermarkets in the North of Edinburgh (scum central). The cunt in question is typically either a spoiled tearaway chav child or a fat woman. No exceptions. You see, the herculean task of chucking Bells chicken curry pies and Pot Noodles into a trolley requires both sustenance and a reward. Grab a big bag of giant chocolate buttons and slyly tap the contents while going about your trolley stuffing. Sometimes the cunt pays for their empty packaging or they simply dump it in another part of the store. Nothing like pulling out a box of cereal and having an empty Maltesers bag come fluttering down as the culprit slowly drives away in their mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 I have seen this happen a few times. One being when some little darling opened a bottle of cola and began swigging from it. Mum screams "Wade I've fucking told you before not to do that!", then screws cap back on said bottle and puts it back on the shelf. "I said you stupid little cow you need to put that bottle back in your trolley!". shelf stacker overhears me so I point out what she has done, shelf stacker tells her that she will have to pay for said bottle of cola. Cow turns to me and shouts "Fucking grass, I aint paying for nothing!". Grabs little Wade and storms off out of store leaving trolley and contents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 I saw some cunt (30+ year old bloke) taking the odd sweet from the pick and mix containers in a shop the other day. The cost of the sweet or this cunts sheer audacity to think he can more or less do what he wants did bother me but not nearly as much as the fact he was just using his hands and not the little plastic scoop or tongs. The dirty chavvy cunt probably still had piss or shit on his nicotine stained mitts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I have seen this happen a few times. One being when some little darling opened a bottle of cola and began swigging from it. Mum screams "Wade I've fucking told you before not to do that!", then screws cap back on said bottle and puts it back on the shelf. "I said you stupid little cow you need to put that bottle back in your trolley!". shelf stacker overhears me so I point out what she has done, shelf stacker tells her that she will have to pay for said bottle of cola. Cow turns to me and shouts "Fucking grass, I aint paying for nothing!". Grabs little Wade and storms off out of store leaving trolley and contents. Should of smashed her face into the shelf before kicking her cunt offspring in the bollocks,therefore ensuring he won't breed more fucking idiots in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 Supermarkets are only frequented by cunts,If you wish to fraternise with the scum of the earth what the fuck do you expect.I visited an Asda once and vowed never to return,the offspring of said cunts are pure evil and I for one stay well clear. All fat cunts should be pulped and fed to the pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 23 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I see cunts do this once in a while if I go to the chav-frequented supermarkets in the North of Edinburgh (scum central). The cunt in question is typically either a spoiled tearaway chav child or a fat woman. No exceptions. You see, the herculean task of chucking Bells chicken curry pies and Pot Noodles into a trolley requires both sustenance and a reward. Grab a big bag of giant chocolate buttons and slyly tap the contents while going about your trolley stuffing. Sometimes the cunt pays for their empty packaging or they simply dump it in another part of the store. Nothing like pulling out a box of cereal and having an empty Maltesers bag come fluttering down as the culprit slowly drives away in their mobility scooter. Leaving you to pick up the litter and collect up the trollies? You do have a sad little job, was it arranged by your social worker? I bet you regret not going to school now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 43 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Leaving you to pick up the litter and collect up the trollies? You do have a sad little job, was it arranged by your social worker? I bet you regret not going to school now. You voted for Brexit and therefore are hopelessly under-qualified to comment on the intelligence of anybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 LOL, Yes, I did and I am with the majority. You froggie lovers lost so you'd better get over it. You will thanks us one day. Wankers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: LOL, Yes, I did and I am with the majority. Stupid cunts that do exactly what the Murdoch papers tell you to do? When the Sun et al turn you proles against the NHS next then I will have the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 20, 2016 Report Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Stupid cunts that do exactly what the Murdoch papers tell you to do? When the Sun et al turn you proles against the NHS next then I will have the last laugh. Don't read Murdochs' Musings, some of us can decide that we actually do hate some dirty foreign cunt ruling our lives, without consent, of our own volition. Considering the NHS is for "the proles", you are.... wait for it............................. wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You voted for Brexit and therefore are hopelessly under-qualified to comment on the intelligence of anybody else. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Stupid cunts that do exactly what the Murdoch papers tell you to do? When the Sun et al turn you proles against the NHS next then I will have the last laugh. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 I did that once when out with one of the toddlers. She was screaming so I grabbed a box of baby biscuits and gave her one and paid for it on the way out. Ok so I forgot to pay for all the items I stashed under the push chair and up my jumper but we're all human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 16 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: LOL, Yes, I did and I am with the majority. You froggie lovers lost so you'd better get over it. You will thanks us one day. Wankers.. A majority of only a few percent, so there are still many who did not vote brexit. So stop crowing about it like some cat that got the cream. Remainers would laugh at your choice when the shit hits the fan, but it will be them picking up the mess that you brexiteers with no fucking plan have done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Hector said: You stupid fucking cunt. Oh look a fucking sock puppet, fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: A majority of only a few percent, so there are still many who did not vote brexit. So stop crowing about it like some cat that got the cream. Remainers would laugh at your choice when the shit hits the fan, but it will be them picking up the mess that you brexiteers with no fucking plan have done! A minority is still a minority no matter how many people are in it. It's been disgusting seeing people try and stop democracy because they don't agree with a result. Especially when said people tend to be the ones who kick up a big stink about inequality and racism, and then try and manipulate both issues to suit their own agenda when they don't get what they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Roadkill said: A minority is still a minority no matter how many people are in it. It's been disgusting seeing people try and stop democracy because they don't agree with a result. Especially when said people tend to be the ones who kick up a big stink about inequality and racism, and then try and manipulate both issues to suit their own agenda when they don't get what they want. A referendum is not legally binding and is no more than an opinion poll. The whole song and dance was manipulated by lies from both sides, when a referendum is based on information given and that is all lies then the result is fucking bollocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 28 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: A referendum is not legally binding and is no more than an opinion poll. The whole song and dance was manipulated by lies from both sides, when a referendum is based on information given and that is all lies then the result is fucking bollocks! Well that's fair enough but when this shit storm is a result of the current political situation why would you want to continue the same bollocks that brought it about in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Well that's fair enough but when this shit storm is a result of the current political situation why would you want to continue the same bollocks that brought it about in the first place? I was for remain, I even voted that way. I also accepted the result and embraced the idea of brexit, even if it wasnt my choice, I think Europe needs changing and I see a possible future realignment of nations who will leave the leviathon. The common market worked quite well, but 27 nations is a monster that cannot be truly tamed and I accept that. We are still on for a whole shit load of grief because our hapless politicians have no fucking clue. We will become Trump's playground as the 51st State of the USA The state of (Old England) and what he doesn't turn into golf courses and resorts will be missile bases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: I was for remain, I even voted that way. I also accepted the result and embraced the idea of brexit, even if it wasnt my choice, I think Europe needs changing and I see a possible future realignment of nations who will leave the leviathon. The common market worked quite well, but 27 nations is a monster that cannot be truly tamed and I accept that. We are still on for a whole shit load of grief because our hapless politicians have no fucking clue. We will become Trump's playground as the 51st State of the USA The state of (Old England) and what he doesn't turn into golf courses and resorts will be missile bases. Fuck. I'd forgot about the fucking golf courses. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck. I'd forgot about the fucking golf courses. Shit. I suggest the whole of Yorkshire and Surrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck. I'd forgot about the fucking golf courses. Shit. Oi Roadkill, where's my exploding fucking Arab like?. Drop some Trump in there if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntsman said: Oi Roadkill, where's my exploding fucking Arab like?. Drop some Trump in there if you want I got sidetracked. I'm drawing chavs right now. I'll get to it, I already have an awesome Pudsey design wearing a bomb vest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I got sidetracked. I'm drawing chavs right now. I'll get to it, I already have an awesome Pudsey design wearing a bomb vest Sweet. Following yesterdays high level of tension on the forum please be sensitive to the needs of others. It was fairly creaking at the fucking seams and normal service needs to be resumed e.g. & i.e. - get a fucking move on you fat lazy cunt, then war will be over by the time you've got your festering arse in gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 21, 2016 Report Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, Cuntsman said: Sweet. Following yesterdays high level of tension on the forum please be sensitive to the needs of others. It was fairly creaking at the fucking seams and normal service needs to be resumed e.g. & i.e. - get a fucking move on you fat lazy cunt, then war will be over by the time you've got your festering arse in gear Keep that attitude up and there'll be no exploding Arabs for anyone, you cheeky pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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