Guest Batbomb Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 As an expert on North Korea having watched half a dozen or so vids on YT, I present this nom which is about their rather controlling leader/deity Kim Jong Un and the spectacular effect his presence has on peoples behaviour. The nom, pls be advised also covers the subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Here he is no doubt on one of his choreographed, televised, glorified visits to some hospital or other.. The floor is so shiny it could be used as a spare mirror for the Hubble... and look at them all... Best behaviour, fucking terrified, poor bastards, if anyone dare coughed their whole families would dissapear overnight. What a cunt. Post Update: Look at the picture as a thumbnail or though squinting eyes until you get the fleeting impression that Kim is gangnam dancing , or I am a timewasting idiot, whichever comes first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Batbomb said: As an expert on North Korea having watched half a dozen or so vids on YT, I present this nom which is about their rather controlling leader/deity Kim Jong Un and the spectacular effect his presence has on peoples behaviour. The nom, pls be advised also covers the subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Here he is no doubt on one of his choreographed, televised, glorified visits to some hospital or other.. The floor is so shiny it could be used as a spare for the Hubble... and look at them all... Best behaviour, fucking terrified, poor bastards, if anyone dare coughed their whole families would dissapear overnight. What a cunt. I am also an expert on North Korea, having seen Team America at least 9 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am also an expert on North Korea, having seen Team America at least 9 times. Smart of the CIA to disseminate misinformation/propaganda in the guise of a harmless puppet movie. No doubt you factored that in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 He no longer has the most outlandish hair style in the world. That dubious honour now belongs to Donald Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 57 minutes ago, Batbomb said: As an expert on North Korea having watched half a dozen or so vids on YT, I present this nom which is about their rather controlling leader/deity Kim Jong Un and the spectacular effect his presence has on peoples behaviour. The nom, pls be advised also covers the subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Here he is no doubt on one of his choreographed, televised, glorified visits to some hospital or other.. The floor is so shiny it could be used as a spare mirror for the Hubble... and look at them all... Best behaviour, fucking terrified, poor bastards, if anyone dare coughed their whole families would dissapear overnight. What a cunt. Where's all the plug sockets for the monitors and everything? I can only see two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where's all the plug sockets for the monitors and everything? I can only see two. None of the "doctors" have stethoscopes and the beds have no sheets either... Must be one of those minimalist alternate treatment hospitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where's all the plug sockets for the monitors and everything? I can only see two. See the lad with his eyes closed, the one who looks like he's about to pluck up the nerve to ask Kim if he can get an Xbox? Above his head there's a third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He no longer has the most outlandish hair style in the world. That dubious honour now belongs to Donald Trump. His hairdresser is in the Pyongyang Priory. Valium addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Batbomb said: His hairdresser is in the Pyongyang Priory. Valium addiction. How can a country as impoverished as North Korea produce such a heifer for a leader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: How can a country as impoverished as North Korea produce such a heifer for a leader? He eats the weak. Why do you think the coffin dodgers in the picture look so nervous and Kim is sitting on a dining chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How can a country as impoverished as North Korea produce such a heifer for a leader? 6 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: He eats the weak. Why do you think the coffin dodgers in the picture look so nervous and Kim is sitting on a dining chair. The old colonel in uniform has probably been ordered to lay his legs overnight in a chilli, lemongrass and garlic marinade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Batbomb said: The old colonel in uniform has probably been ordered to lay his legs overnight in a chilli, lemongrass and garlic marinade The same concoction they use to tenderize the hind quarter of a decrepit horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How can a country as impoverished as North Korea produce such a heifer for a leader? Well look at histories leaders! Most of them were ugly bastards, although Pol Pot was a bit dishy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Batbomb said: As an expert on North Korea having watched half a dozen or so vids on YT, I present this nom which is about their rather controlling leader/deity Kim Jong Un and the spectacular effect his presence has on peoples behaviour. The nom, pls be advised also covers the subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Here he is no doubt on one of his choreographed, televised, glorified visits to some hospital or other.. The floor is so shiny it could be used as a spare mirror for the Hubble... and look at them all... Best behaviour, fucking terrified, poor bastards, if anyone dare coughed their whole families would dissapear overnight. What a cunt. Is he doing his Bernard Manning impression? "I wouldn't say my wife was fat but she's got more chins than a South Korean telephone directory". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is he doing his Bernard Manning impression? "I wouldn't say my wife was fat but she's got more chins than a South Korean telephone directory". In 2002, after the death of the Queen Mother, he said that the Royal Corgis were happy to hear about her death as they would no longer be blamed for urinating on the settee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 Looks like a remake of tenko but with men prisoners this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: How can a country as impoverished as North Korea produce such a heifer for a leader? The fat kid at school always gets bullied. Just imagine how bad it must have been being the only fat kid in the entire country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 9 hours ago, Batbomb said: subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Could be worse, they could have Roops. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I am also an expert on North Korea, having seen Team America at least 9 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 I like Fat Kim. North Korea reminds me of what Britain would be like if Corbyn and Abbotapotomus moderated their views a little. In every photo of Fat Kim, there is always an officer with a hat the size of a small country studiously taking notes. A bit pointless really as the clever money says he will be dead by teatime. Or possibly will be teatime by the look of the fat fucker with the shit haircut. North Korean Traffic Wardens are quite nice though. Google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: I like Fat Kim. North Korea reminds me of what Britain would be like if Corbyn and Abbotapotomus moderated their views a little. In every photo of Fat Kim, there is always an officer with a hat the size of a small country studiously taking notes. A bit pointless really as the clever money says he will be dead by teatime. Or possibly will be teatime by the look of the fat fucker with the shit haircut. North Korean Traffic Wardens are quite nice though. Google it. Very good looking girls, but can you imagine Neil driving by. He would be out the car, they would be across the bonnet, and their back doors bashed in. The city would be in constant gridlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Very good looking girls, but can you imagine Neil driving by. He would be out the car, they would be across the bonnet, and their back doors bashed in. The city would be in constant gridlock. I can't imagine Neil having much success there, they look too classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Batbomb said: Smart of the CIA to disseminate misinformation/propaganda in the guise of a harmless puppet movie. No doubt you factored that in. Both Team America and South Park contain more truth and factual info' than any news reporting or party political broadcast I've ever seen. They get away with it by dressing it up as frivolous animation. Happy Humbug old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The fat kid at school always gets bullied. Just imagine how bad it must have been being the only fat kid in the entire country. With a father the dictator of the country, I somehow believe that bullies would face a firing squad instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 On 12/24/2016 at 11:59 PM, Batbomb said: As an expert on North Korea having watched half a dozen or so vids on YT, I present this nom which is about their rather controlling leader/deity Kim Jong Un and the spectacular effect his presence has on peoples behaviour. The nom, pls be advised also covers the subject in general of Having To Be On Best Behaviour Around A Controlling Person Who Could Otherwise Ruin Your Life. Here he is no doubt on one of his choreographed, televised, glorified visits to some hospital or other.. The floor is so shiny it could be used as a spare mirror for the Hubble... and look at them all... Best behaviour, fucking terrified, poor bastards, if anyone dare coughed their whole families would dissapear overnight. What a cunt. Post Update: Look at the picture as a thumbnail or though squinting eyes until you get the fleeting impression that Kim is gangnam dancing , or I am a timewasting idiot, whichever comes first. What the fuck is this all about ? Have you thought this through ? Not drug free you haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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